GTKAS - pickemgenius

[Andycyca]

Hi, you're welcome to write an "about me" post before answering anything

Did you like previous GTKAS? Which one?
Did you like the previous standard first post questions?
Do you know who Bertrand Russell is?
Favorite...
...non-alcoholic drink?
...alcoholic drink?
...ice cream flavor?
...movie?

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[Adel]

How many of these have you heard before?

how many Straight Edge kids does it take to drink a six-pack of beer?

.........................................1, if his friends aren't around

If a Punk and a Skin are in the back of a car, who's in front?

...........................................................................a cop

How many Straight Edge kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

..................................................none: they don't screw

What do you call a Punk without a girlfriend?

.....................................................................homeless

How many Punks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

21: 1 to hold the light bulb, and 20 to drink until the room spins

Which singer has
the stick man from this album cover tatoo'd on his right shoulder?

When was the last time you ate meat?

When was the last time you drank an alcoholic beverage?

When was the last time you beat someone badly enough to draw blood?

When was the last time you beat someone you didn't know or didn't like badly enough to draw blood?

What was the date of the last ass-kicking you recieved?

[DrippingGoofball]

Can you suggest 3 politically-correct terms for hobos?

[Adel]

Have you ever bet on a hobo fight?

Can you suggest 3 politically-correct terms for "hobo fight"?

[Simenon]

how much pot did it take to grow that funky hair?

[pickemgenius]

Hi, you're welcome to write an "about me" post before answering anything

Did you like previous GTKAS? Which one?
Did you like the previous standard first post questions?
Do you know who Bertrand Russell is?
Favorite...
...non-alcoholic drink?
...alcoholic drink?
...ice cream flavor?
...movie?

Random text

1.They all sucked in comparison to mine ofcourse....
2.They were pretty good.
3.Nope.

1. Slurpees
2. wtf i drink?
3. Peppermint
4. Happy Gilmore

[pickemgenius]

How many of these have you heard before?

how many Straight Edge kids does it take to drink a six-pack of beer?

.........................................1, if his friends aren't around

If a Punk and a Skin are in the back of a car, who's in front?

...........................................................................a cop

How many Straight Edge kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

..................................................none: they don't screw

What do you call a Punk without a girlfriend?

.....................................................................homeless

How many Punks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

21: 1 to hold the light bulb, and 20 to drink until the room spins

Which singer has
the stick man from this album cover tatoo'd on his right shoulder?

When was the last time you ate meat?

When was the last time you drank an alcoholic beverage?

When was the last time you beat someone badly enough to draw blood?

When was the last time you beat someone you didn't know or didn't like badly enough to draw blood?

What was the date of the last ass-kicking you recieved?

1. ZERO
2. PROLLY RIGHT ANSWER
3. RIGHT AGAIN
4. I AM NOT HOMELESS (p.s. deja-vu)
5. ORLY

6. I should know this.
7. Today
8. Drank as in fully? Never. As in tasted.... around 3 years ago
9. I'm a peaceful fellow. (Plus i was from a really fucking small town)
10. Never
11. Never

[pickemgenius]

Can you suggest 3 politically-correct terms for hobos?

1. Sidewalk Sitters
2. People who need money
3. A 3 billion dollar a year industry

[pickemgenius]

how much pot did it take to grow that funky hair?

It got cut like 3 months ago....

[Adel]

How would you reorder this list:
Pacific > Mountain > East North Central > West North Central > New England > West South Central > South Atlantic > East South Central

so that it listed the regions in the order of where you would prefer to live?

[Adel]

6. I should know this.

Henry Rollins

[pickemgenius]

Mountain> Pacific > East North Central > West North Central > New England > Middle Atlantic> South Atlantic> West South Central> East South Central


Looks about right

[Simenon]

Mountain>

what

[Adel]

Mountain>

what

Colorado

[Mastermind of Sin]

Who do you think would win in a fight: Flameaxe or scotmany?

[pickemgenius]

Who do you think would win in a fight: Flameaxe or scotmany?

Flameaxe via KO

[Alabaska J]

Have you ever been to New York City?

Which CSI is your favorite?

Do you like the Sex Pistols?

[Adel]

who do you think the most overweight member of mafiascum.net is?
how old do you think you will be when you develop a pot belly?
what was your most serious injury ever recieved at a show?

[pickemgenius]

Have you ever been to New York City?

Which CSI is your favorite?

Do you like the Sex Pistols?

1. No
2. None
3. They're not bad.

[pickemgenius]

who do you think the most overweight member of mafiascum.net is?
how old do you think you will be when you develop a pot belly?
what was your most serious injury ever recieved at a show?

1. Nonny
2. good ?.... hopefully never but.... if i take a guess id say..... 38
3. shit... its been too long since i've been at a show.... i would have to say that at Sokol Underground during the Propagandhi show(totally fucking badass show fo realz) there was a circle pit going on and the floor was mad sweaty, slipped, fell, small cut by eye... or maybe the house show I went to with like 5 awesome bands in Lincoln near the campus (for $5 oh yeah) Totally Awesome Fun Band was playing, and i was like two inches away from the bass player dude, and he jacked his bass up into me... but yea people in the pit are actually pretty nice....oh wait.... my first show ever.... at umm.... The Rock in Papillion was a mad hardcore fest with ALESANA, MAYLENE AND THE SONS OF DISASTER, THE SLEEPING, HASTE THE DAY, and FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES, and I was deeply saddened by the setup of the venue, and the lack of pit.... THE FAGGOTY HARDCORE DANCERS JUST FUCKING SWING AROUND THEIR ARMS AND LEGS ALL KICKING AND SHIT WITH RECKLESS ABANDON AND JUST BEAT ON EVERYONE. None of those are that serious really....

[pickemgenius]

RANDOM ABOUT ME "OPENING" POST

1. I'm Straight Edge
2. I would like to be in a band of some sort, preferably doing vox
3. I'm totally different in real life
4. I like caps
5. I'm really calm but have a pretty short fuse.
6. I don't remember the last time I was offended by anything was
7. I haven't worn pants in about 2 years
8. I don't dress up or get fancy
9. I'm a sneaky good student.
10. I am currently #13th coolest amongst my facebook friends
11. I joined myspace like 6 years ago
12. I joined facebook like 5 years ago
13. I used to play puzzlepirates alot, and they led me here.
14. my name was created on the day of the Kentucky Derby a few years ago when I entered a pick the field win $1,000,000 free contest.
15. I am addicted to the following things
15a. water
15b..food
15c. sports
15d. music
16. I am a terribly picky eater. It would be fair to say I literally live off of.....like 20 or so things...
17. My first day of Kindergarten was the most traumatic day of my life
18. I have written one short story (40 pages), and started a pretty badass movie script.
19. I have menieires disease (sp def wrong)
20. I work best at night
21. I am a really heavy sleeper
22. Music keeps me calm
23. I could prolly school everyone here at basketball
24. I'd like to be a basketball coach for my career.
25. I'm an atheist
26. I have possibly the best phrase copyrighted in- "Love is Like a Boner"
27. I sincerely don't hate anybody
28. I plan on applying for the gameshows Wipeout! and Big Brother (in three years)
29. I hate sellouts
30. Most adults i know in real life would say im really mature, whilst most non adults would say i'm pretty immature.
31. GO BIG RED!


Shit.... that looks like a good foundation

[Mastermind of Sin]

Which would you rather be: A sports analyst on your favorite show (any medium), or an athlete playing for your favorite team, and what would the specifics be?

Note that athlete who retires and becomes an analyst is not a valid option. You must pick one or the other.

[pickemgenius]

Which would you rather be: A sports analyst on your favorite show (any medium), or an athlete playing for your favorite team, and what would the specifics be?

Note that athlete who retires and becomes an analyst is not a valid option. You must pick one or the other.

Athlete playing for my favorite team.

Either P or 2B for teh Rockies for baseball
PG for ANY team in the NBA
WR/CB for the RAIDERS
RW for the AVS
Attacker for the RAPIDS


yea

[Mastermind of Sin]

Rockies *do* rock...

[sthar8]

How do you define sellout?

Concerning number 30, is this because of a difference in your behavior when in different company, or because of differing judgements on the same behavior?

I'm not familiar with the term "straight edge" but I'm going to guess it means no booze, no drugs, no sex, no mail fraud. Is that about right?

If so, what influenced your decision to make that particular lifestyle choice?

(If the last two questions are too personal, feel free to not answer them. It is not my intent to offend.)