Spoil a Wish II
- Jake The Wolfie
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Jake The Wolfie he/theyMafia Scum
- Jake The Wolfie
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Granted. It tastes.. fleshlike. While you can't confirm that it isn't a certain MS user, you also can't rule it out.
I wish that you would stop twisting my words, damnit!Show"I'm sorry that you put asbestos in your coffee."
"All dictionaries aught to have one typo."
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Currently my favorite role I've seen in a Normal.
Get to know a Wolf- light_ganski
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Granted. You lose the ability to speak, or communicate at all, leaving you without words to twist.
I wish my feet didn't hurtA work in progress
"The philosophers have hitherto only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point, however, is to change it".- StrangerCoug
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Granted. Your head hurts instead.
I wish I could have food teleported to me.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- Jake The Wolfie
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Granted. You were the one who they teleported bread to for 3 days.
I wish for a scarf made of a radioactive nucleotide of goldShow"I'm sorry that you put asbestos in your coffee."
"All dictionaries aught to have one typo."
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Get to know a Wolf- StrangerCoug
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Granted. That explains how you got 100 mSv of radiation so quickly.
I wish for a change of pace.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- Jake The Wolfie
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Okay Mr. Coug.
Gimmie some fish.Show"I'm sorry that you put asbestos in your coffee."
"All dictionaries aught to have one typo."
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Get to know a Wolf- StrangerCoug
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*gives you poisonous fish*
I wish for Jake the Wolfie to eat the poisonous fishSTRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- Jake The Wolfie
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*nom nom nom*
Ooo, Fugi! How did you know it's poison was my favorite!! It's like what wasabi is to hot sauce, very spicy.
I wiah for more of this fish, immediately!Show"I'm sorry that you put asbestos in your coffee."
"All dictionaries aught to have one typo."
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You receive more of the fish but it's not poisoned
I wish I had a safe trip to the moon and back, for free.- light_ganski
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- Location: stranded on a desert island (it's Great Britain)
Granted. The trip is safe, per se, only your spaceship breaks down and you get stranded on the moon for 35 years before anyone gives you a lift back
I wish for a completely normal sandwich with absolutely no nasty surprisesA work in progress
"The philosophers have hitherto only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point, however, is to change it".- DragonEater70
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Granted. You eat it but you're still hungry, and all shops in a 20-mile radius are closed.
I wish light_ganski wasn't hungry anymore.- Alianna
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Alianna She/HerDeath by 1000 Pagetops
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Granted. I force-feed her Nutraloaf.
I wish I had the answers to my identity crisis.I townread Alianna.
Post #1000s Collected: 23
On hiatus from playing mafia.- Jake The Wolfie
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Granted. You learn that, no, in fact, there exist no answers to your identity crisis.
I wish for your best artistic depiction of spiderman.Show"I'm sorry that you put asbestos in your coffee."
"All dictionaries aught to have one typo."
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Get to know a Wolf- StrangerCoug
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Granted. I burn it before you ever get to see it.
I wish I could afford velvet couches.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- light_ganski
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Granted. You spend all your money developing a craven addiction to hording velvet couches
I wish for a nice outcome to this wishA work in progress
"The philosophers have hitherto only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point, however, is to change it".- StrangerCoug
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not Compute
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Granted. It's also kinda boring.
I wish to find a buyer for all these velvet couches I can't fit in my apartment.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- RH9
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Granted. Unfortunately the buyer also wants to buy every piece of furniture in your apartment, not only the couches.
I wish one of my acquaintances knew how I truly felt about him.- Jake The Wolfie
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Granted. Such a tragedy then, to find that he does not feel the same for you.
I wish for a Brand. Neeww. Caaaaarrr!!Show"I'm sorry that you put asbestos in your coffee."
"All dictionaries aught to have one typo."
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Get to know a Wolf- StrangerCoug
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Granted. It gets vandalized overnight the first time you park it on your driveway.
I wish for storage shelves.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- light_ganski
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Granted. They collapse and your stuff spills all over the floor
I wish for Jake the Wolfie's vandalised car to be fixedA work in progress
"The philosophers have hitherto only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point, however, is to change it".- RH9
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Granted. The mechanic gives the fixed car to you instead of Jake.
I wish for a good night's sleep.- StrangerCoug
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Granted. You never wake up from it.
I wish to learn how to flambé.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- Jake The Wolfie
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Granted. You are able to perfectly flambé any substance. This goes terribly wrong after you decide to flambé an explosive substance by misteak.
I wish to let people know that I will never post in any necroposting game that I haven't already posted in.Show"I'm sorry that you put asbestos in your coffee."
"All dictionaries aught to have one typo."
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Get to know a Wolf- StrangerCoug
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Granted. They hack into your account and post in necroposting games you haven't posted in to make it look like you've played them before.
I wish I never had writer's block.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- light_ganski
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Granted. You hate everything you write.
I wish RH9 could wake up.A work in progress
"The philosophers have hitherto only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point, however, is to change it". - light_ganski
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