ReD.CRowN Day[2] CoS Phonetic Transcription

[Hamiens]

By the time the final day of our enabling AniX's self-indulgence marathon dawns, the users posting in my [RC] threads will have learned my practical approach to read and transcribe verbal language; whether it's Matt McConaughey's or any other idiosyncrasy-laden way of speaking that's being emulated.

Behold:

+ * ~ ,

Aside from the arsenal of characters --consisting solely of lowercase letters and numbers to be found on the English(US) keyboard layout-- (each representing a unique sound) per sé, we tap into the power of the four magnificent special-function characters above to convey the length and stress of each syllable.

• + means stressed & short
• * stressed & long
• ~ long
• , short
• ! the syllable{s} is/are being shouted; until !}
• _ whisper {}
• ^ capitalized, ^^ all-uppercase {}

You may suggest a name for the system, and I'll add it to the poll; later. For now, I'll refer to it as shadowspeak:

• q and y as in
  awe
  s
  o
  me:

  *q,sym

• a as in Hahah! or Dr. Eleanor "Ellie"

  ^,ha*ha! ,or ^{*dak,tr +e2,e,nr "^}+e2~i"

• w and e as in
  A
  rrow
  a
  y

  ^+w,ryu,ei

• i as in /
  i
  n!

  /!+in!

• u and 0 as in m
  oo
  dw
  a
  r

  *mud~u0r

• 1 and o as in New York

  ^,ni1u ^*iork

• x and z as in
  sh
  enanigan
  s

  ,xn*w,ni~gnz

Once you attain proficiency, consider contributing to my second RC thread: "things not to like about the website"; where we may exclusively shadowspeak

Spoiler: --the classy way would be to provide snapshots of a famous person depicting the facial gestures you associate with the tone you wish to imbue the text with and the style/enunciation/accent to be accommodated

Somebody once told me

^~sqam*ba~di ~uqnc ~tould ~mi

the world is gonna

~7y *uyrld ,iz ~gq~ny

roll me, i ain't

~roul ~mi, ~ai +eint

the sharpest tool in

,7y *xqr,pst ~tu2 ,in

the shed. She was

,7y ~xed. ^~xi ~uyz

looking kind of dumb

*21~kin ~kan ,y ~dym

with her finger and

~ui7 ~yr *fin~gr ~wn

her thumb in the

~hyr ~9ym ~in ~7y

shape of an "L"

+xeip ~yv ~yn "^,el"

(aking to ?t=84225).
Henceforth: your input's transcription