[RC] what do you like on bagels?

[Yimmy]

this is similar to that other topic, except you are allowed to be silly. for example, in reality i like to just put cream cheese on my bagels. but since this thread isn't serious i could instead say "i like to put bagels on my bagels!!" and then everyone would laugh at the silly (not serious) recursive bagels

[DeathRowKitty]

"i like to put bagels on my bagels!!" and then everyone would laugh at the silly (not serious) recursive bagels

there is nothing silly about the bagel that carries the earth on its back

[Yimmy]

that's a different bagel than the one i'm talking about i think. it sounds like a good bagel, though. it reminds me of discworld but with a bagel instead of a turtle

[tris]

i like to poison my bagles

[Hamiens]

If it's wide enough, geoguess where and what might gather on the bagel bay:

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[Angel3]

cream cheese, lots, and thinner bagel plz, my mouth can't handle the fat ones V.V

[NorwegianboyEE]

US MRE military Jalapeno cheese spread.

[Ythan]

Military grade jalapeno spread sounds fun.

[NorwegianboyEE]

Seriously, i’ve bought an entire crate of something called the "First Strike Ration" produced for the US military online which included in one of the menus an shelf-stable bagle that you could just open and eat straight from the bag and could last for like 5 years if unopened.

It had an… interesting taste… slightly milky but also you could definitely taste the heavy amount of preservatives and chemicals in there.
And yes, i ate it with military grade Jalapeno cheese spread.

The FSR also included something called "military chewing gum" where just 1 piece of that gum contained 100 mg of coffeine and made me so jacked my hands started shaking after eating it.

[RadiantCowbells]

Why are so many other people answering a question addressed to me, hello?

I like butter and poppy seeds on my bagels.

[the worst]

Are we waiting for Yimmy to reply or should I lock this one?

[Yimmy]

thanks rc