things to use as the tail end of an analogy

[schadd_]

...like putting a tea bag in cold water [cross post]
...like putting ice in milk
...like covering a led zeppelin song
...like making a thread outside of speakeasy
...like making fun of conan o'brien
...like walking
...like being a fan of the la dodgers
...like being a fan of mcdonalds
...like being a fan of an insurance company [i've already used this [as i've used several of these] and it's to describe the deep embarrassment that comes from consistently liking movies from a24 and/or shows from hbo]

[schadd_]

maybe ...like being a fan of berkshire hathaway

[Ythan]

...like making an ego post

[schadd_]

...like having ythan post in your thread

[schadd_]

...like the 'e' marvin gaye added to his last name

[Ythan]

Lol

[schadd_]

...as if I were the Lindbergh baby all grown up and had arrived with my wife, Amelia Earhart.

mike reiss,

springfield confidential

page 150-something

[hellbooks]

thought for several confusing lines of text that the title of this thread was "things to use as the tail end of an apology"

[Infinity 324]

like the leaf on a fiddlehead
like the pinkie toe of an elephant statue
like the big red button that everyone forgot what it does

[hellbooks]

...like having a drink in each hand
...like jumping all over the jeopardy board
...like failing a drug test for eating a poppyseed bagel
...like being the only one to laugh at a joke your teacher made in class
...like we were thelma and louise driving into the canyon
...like dropping your meal on the ground
...words cannot adequately how sorry i am for everything. oops got confused again

[D3f3nd3r]

like the tail end of an analogy

[hellbooks]

...like not nicknaming your pokemon

[Ythan]

I'm a fan of McDonald's who doesn't nickname her Pokemon.

[Thestatusquo]

...like MS paint in the louvre.

[schadd_]

...like the way mobile game ads show their game being played in an obviously wrong way that makes you go "oogghh!!! no!!" so that you want to do it yourself

[schadd_]

like trying to figure out which web forum user sent me bjork

[Thestatusquo]

Like trying to post a GD thread in site ideas

[schadd_]

like the ^_^ face [there is nothing that can be on the left side of this]

[schadd_]

...like we were two lovers forming from friction
...like we were hummingbirds screaming at ravens
[big thief,

lorraine

]

[schadd_]

...like putting kimchi in a stew
...like watching skinamarink while named kevin

[schadd_]

...like the beginning of 2001 a space odyssey
...like the end of 2001 a space odyssey

[Cook]

…like a cord caught in a vacuum cleaner

[Thestatusquo]

like the vp to my baltar.

[schadd_]

...like putting bags in bags
...like the period of trying to be extremely nice to your cat after you accidentally step on it (and how this period kind of just lasts forever)

[schadd_]

...like the difference between playing a zachtronics game and just writing assembly code