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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 12:05 pm

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who wants to play?

Texas Hold'em is one of the most popular variants of poker, played with a standard 52-card deck. The game revolves around making the best possible hand of five cards using a combination of your hole cards (private cards) and the community cards (shared cards). Here are the basic rules of Texas Hold'em:

1. **Setup:**
- Each player is dealt two private hole cards, which are only visible to them.
- Five community cards are placed face-up in the center of the table in stages: the flop, the turn, and the river.

2. **Blinds:**
- Before each hand, two players post forced bets called the "small blind" and the "big blind." The player to the left of the dealer posts the small blind, and the player to their left posts the big blind.
- The blinds create an initial pot that players will compete for.

3. **Betting Rounds:**
- There are four betting rounds in Texas Hold'em: pre-flop, flop, turn, and river.
- Betting starts to the left of the big blind and moves clockwise around the table.
- Players have the options to fold (discard their hand and forfeit the current pot), call (match the current bet), raise (increase the current bet), or check (pass the action to the next player without betting, only possible if there's no bet in the current round).

4. **The Flop:**
- After the first betting round, the dealer places the first three community cards face-up on the table. This is called the flop.

5. **The Turn:**
- A fourth community card is placed face-up on the table. This card is called the turn or fourth street.

6. **The River:**
- The fifth and final community card is placed face-up on the table. This card is called the river or fifth street.

7. **Showdown:**
- After the final round of betting, if there are two or more players remaining, a showdown occurs.
- Players reveal their hole cards, and the best five-card hand wins the pot.
- A player can use both, one, or none of their hole cards in combination with the community cards to make their best hand.

8. **Hand Rankings:**
- The hand rankings in Texas Hold'em, from highest to lowest, are as follows:
1. Royal Flush
2. Straight Flush
3. Four of a Kind
4. Full House
5. Flush
6. Straight
7. Three of a Kind
8. Two Pair
9. One Pair
10. High Card

9. **Winner:**
- The player with the best hand wins the pot. If two or more players have the same type of hand, the player with the higher-ranking cards within that hand wins. If there is still a tie, the pot is split evenly among the tied players.

10. **Dealer Position:**
- The dealer position rotates clockwise after each hand. This ensures that all players have the opportunity to post blinds and act first in different rounds.

These are the fundamental rules of Texas Hold'em. The game combines skill, strategy, and psychology, making it a favorite among poker enthusiasts worldwide.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 7:56 pm

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Welcome to the Mish Mash Texas Hold'em Showdown!

Host: Howdy, folks, and welcome to this wild west poker extravaganza right here in the heart of the Mish Mash saloon! We've got a bunch of rowdy players at the table tonight, ready to put their poker faces on and see who's got the nerve to take home the pot.
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 7:58 pm

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I'll try it.
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 8:57 pm

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/in
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 8:58 pm

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ok, with two players we can go head's up!

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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:09 pm

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Hey there, poker enthusiasts!

Get ready for some intense card action as we dive into a high-stakes Texas Hold'em game right here at our virtual poker table. Each player has kicked off the game with a solid stack of 1000 chips, and it's anyone's guess who will come out on top as the ultimate poker champion.

Our esteemed dealer for this round is none other than Haschel, who will be expertly managing the cards and overseeing the action. The tension is palpable as the first hand gets dealt, and we've got some intriguing players at the table.

In the small blind position, we have Kitty, who's ready to take on the challenge with a 1-chip small blind. Sitting in the big blind spot is Haschel, contributing 2 chips to the pot. These initial bets create the foundation for the upcoming action-packed rounds.

And now, it's Kitty's turn to take the lead. The virtual spotlight is on her, and all eyes are watching to see her opening move. Will she play it safe or dive headfirst into the action? The possibilities are endless as the game unfolds.

So grab your virtual popcorn, settle in, and get ready to witness an electrifying display of skill, strategy, and maybe a little bit of luck. Stay tuned for updates as the hands progress and the poker drama continues to unfold!
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:14 pm

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I call.
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:16 pm

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Ok Haschel you can check or raise.
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:19 pm

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Raise 5.
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:20 pm

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Back to kitty
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:23 pm

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Raise 3.
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:24 pm

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The bet is now a total of 10.

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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:27 pm

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Call.
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:28 pm

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Haschel Calls. Both players have 10 chips in the pot.

The tension at the poker table is palpable as the first betting round plays out. Let's recap the action so far: Kitty called Haschel's big blind, and then Haschel raised by 5 chips. Kitty responded with a raise of her own, adding 3 more chips to the pot. Haschel called the raise, and now it's time to see the community cards that could turn the tides of the game.

With bated breath, the dealer reveals the flop:

4 of Diamonds
6 of Clubs
2 of Hearts

Kitty is first to act
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:36 pm

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Raise 4 (also I am not a "her")
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:37 pm

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What, you started without me? After you dragged me here violently to play? I'm deeply offended

/in for next round I guess
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:37 pm

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Oops! I'm sorry for misgendering you!

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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:39 pm

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Call.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:45 pm

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The tension continues to build as the poker game progresses. Let's review the current state of affairs: Kitty, after the action on the flop, decided to place a bet of 4 chips. Haschel opted to call that bet, keeping the excitement alive. With the chips in the pot growing, it's time to reveal the next community card and see how it affects the hands.

The dealer carefully places the fourth community card, known as the turn, on the table:

5 of Hearts

The board is now
4 of Diamonds
6 of Clubs
2 of Hearts
5 of Hearts

Kitty is first to act.

The flop is out, and these three community cards are now shared for all players to see. With each card revealed, the players' expressions remain a mystery, hidden behind their virtual poker faces.

It's a critical moment in the hand as these community cards could drastically change the landscape of the game. Haschel and Kitty must now reassess their strategies based on the cards on the table. Will they continue their aggressive play, or will the flop prompt a shift in their tactics?

Stay tuned as the drama continues to unfold in this high-stakes poker showdown!
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:48 pm

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Raise 2.
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:48 pm

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Haschel?
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:49 pm

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Call.
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:54 pm

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The atmosphere around the poker table is electric as the river card, the fifth and final community card, is about to be revealed. Let's recap the recent actions: Kitty placed a bet of 2 chips, and Haschel decided to call that bet, keeping the tension high. The pot is growing, and the anticipation is palpable.

With the next move in place, the dealer unveils the river card:

8 of Hearts

The board is now:
4 of Diamonds
6 of Clubs
2 of Hearts
5 of Hearts
8 of Hearts

The river card has been revealed, completing the community cards on the table. Now that all five cards are in play, both Kitty and Haschel must make their final decisions based on the complete picture before them. With a potential winning hand hanging in the balance, every chip, every bet, and every call matters.

Kitty, the male player with a strategic mind, started this round with a bet of 2 chips. Haschel, our seasoned dealer, decided to call that bet. With the river card now out, the destiny of this hand is soon to be sealed.

Will Kitty's earlier bets and Haschel's calls lead to victory? Or will a surprising combination of community cards shake things up in the final moments?

The intensity is reaching its peak as we approach the climactic conclusion of this poker showdown. Stay tuned as we find out who will emerge victorious from this high-stakes battle of wits and cards!

Kitty is first to act
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:02 pm

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Raise 1.
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:03 pm

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Call.
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