GTKAS - Iamausername

[ZazieR]

You may write a short 'About me' before answering anything

What's your most favorite dish?
What's the colour of your socks?
Traitor or Devil? See this
Favorite...
...female singer?
...male singer?
...movie?
...actress?
...actor?
...alcoholic drink?
...non-alcoholic drink?
...ice cream flavor?
...country?
Do you know who Carolyn Farb is without Googling?
Do you know who Francis Longworth Haszard is without Googling?
What's the first thing you think when you hear "Mexico"?
What's the thing you associate the most with Mexico?
What's the first thing you think when you hear "The Netherlands"?
What's the thing you associate the most with the Netherlands?
What are your hobbies?
Who do you see as best mafia player (you aren't allowed to choose yourself)?
What turns you on?
Does OMGUS exist?

[animorpherv1]

do you know that Traitor and Devil are the same thing?

[iamausername]

You may write a short 'About me' before answering anything

I might do this after I answer some things, just to be contrary. Or I might not do it at all. We'll see.

What's your most favorite dish?

Something with pasta, probably. The Italians are even better at food than they are at organised crime.

What's the colour of your socks?

Right now I am not wearing any, but if I were, they'd probably be black, mostly. I have boring socks. Not usually matching boring socks, but boring nonetheless.

Traitor or Devil? See this

The link didn't exactly clear up the difference between the two for me. But I think the best iteration of the general concept would have the Traitor knowing who is in the mafia, but not vice versa, and the if the mafia attempted to kill the Traitor, they would instead recruit him, and he'd become a normal Goon. And the traitor would be investigation immune before recruit, but not after. I think all parts of that could make for interesting scenarios.

Favorite...
...female singer?

Imogen Heap.

...male singer?

Guy Garvey.

...movie?

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Or maybe The Truman Show. Jim Carrey can be pretty amazing when he tones it down a little.

...actress?

Kristen Bell. Veronica Mars stole my heart and won't give it back.

...actor?

I can't make up my mind on a serious answer, so I am instead going to say David...

*puts on sunglasses*

...Caruso.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

...alcoholic drink?

Dr Pepper.

...non-alcoholic drink?

Dr Pepper. This joke would kind of work better if you'd put these two questions the other way around.

...ice cream flavor?

Banoffee.

...country?

I've never been there, so I can't say for sure, but Japan certainly seems pretty fascinating from my limited perspective.

Do you know who Carolyn Farb is without Googling?

Nope.

Do you know who Francis Longworth Haszard is without Googling?

Nope.

What's the first thing you think when you hear "Mexico"?

That movie I saw where the one guy has a guitar case that's actually a rocket launcher. Damn, that was awesome.

What's the thing you associate the most with Mexico?

Sombreros.

What's the first thing you think when you hear "The Netherlands"?

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

What's the thing you associate the most with the Netherlands?

Yeah, windmills. It's all about the stereotypes.

What are your hobbies?

Well, mafia, obviously. Video games. A whole heck of a lot of TV. I don't have particularly interesting hobbies.

Who do you see as best mafia player (you aren't allowed to choose yourself)?

mith. He just is.

What turns you on?

Stimulation of my nucleus accumbens.

Does OMGUS exist?

Yes.

do you know that Traitor and Devil are the same thing?

I do now!

[LlamaFluff]

Favorite Alignment?
Favorite Role?
Best game as town?
Best game as scum?
Vig the gut scum or lurker?
Investigate gut scum or no read?

[MafiaSSK]

Am I always scum?

[Vi]

Am I any good at being comic relief?
Does it bother you when the I in your name is capitalized?

[populartajo]

Hi. <3 Why are you that good at mafia (W/L/D)?

[sirdanilot]

How does it feel to be a username.

What kind of username would you like to be.

Wouldn't you prefer to be a person having a username instead of being one yourself.

[Belvedere]

Why are you so good at getting killed Night 1?

[Korts]

What's your favorite scumtell?
Your least favorite?

This or that time:

Guns or knives?
East or west?
North or south?
Left or right?
Snakes or ladders?
Slap or punch?
Bubbles or no?
Slapstick or black?
Dada or Kitsch?

[Nekka-Lucifer]

Do you know who I am?
If not... WHY NOT?

[forbiddanlight]

why? (Why not and because are invalid answers)

Also, do you enjoi rope?

[CarnCarn]

So, you don't drink? You're British? Holy cow!

Also:

Stimulation of my nucleus accumbens.

e.g., cocaine or e.g., comedy? Or either?

Does it bother you when the I in your name is capitalized?

In line with this, does it bother you when I capitalize all the first letters of your name? What's your preferred nickname/shorthand for your username?

[Simenon]

Favorite novelist?
Playwright?
Poet?

[iamausername]

Favorite Alignment?

SK. That way I'm not letting anyone else down if I play crappy, and no one else can steal my credit if I play well.

Favorite Role?

Bus Driver. It allows the possibility of forcing scum to inadvertantly shoot themself, which is just too awesome for words.

Best game as town?

Hmm. Succesfully convincing the town that my ridiculously fake-sounding cop claim in Newbie #579 was actually true was pretty good.

Best game as scum?

It's probably still my very first game (Newbie #592). I also did a good job confusing the town about who my buddies were in my one day of life in Open #80 before the SK got me.

Vig the gut scum or lurker?

Depends how strong I'm feeling the gut, and how much the lurker is lurking, and how much the gut scum is lurking, and how much the town can afford to lose members at that stage of the game, etc.

Investigate gut scum or no read?

Definitely the second one.

Am I always scum?

I think you have been in the games I've played with you, actually.

Am I any good at being comic relief?

You're pretty good at it, I think, yeah.

Does it bother you when the I in your name is capitalized?

Not at all. People leaving out the second a is slightly more bothersome, though.

Hi. <3 Why are you that good at mafia (W/L/D)?

I don't know, but I'm working on getting better.

How does it feel to be a username.

Like a grizzly bear losing a game of table tennis, but showing good sportsmanship about it.

What kind of username would you like to be.

I want to be the very best.
Like no one ever was.

Wouldn't you prefer to be a person having a username instead of being one yourself.

Evidently not.

Why are you so good at getting killed Night 1?

Well, I'm good at not getting lynched (It's still never happened, besides the one time I engineered my own lynch to win me the game as SK, which doesn't really count). And I guess I give off the impression that I'm good at finding scum, even if I'm actually not. At least to newbies, which is where this question applies; I only die N1 all the time in newbie games.

What's your favorite scumtell?

Me surviving Night 1 in a newbie game. It's 100% accurate!

Your least favorite?

Anything that people accuse me of. Especially when they're right.

Guns or knives?

Knives!

East or west?

East!

North or south?

South!

Left or right?

Left!

Snakes or ladders?

Snakes!

Slap or punch?

Slap!

Bubbles or no?

Bubbles!

Slapstick or black?

Black!

Dada or Kitsch?

Kitsch!

Do you know who I am?

I don't have much idea, no.

If not... WHY NOT?

Well, you made a "Hey, I'm back" thread a little while ago, so I'm going to guess that it's probably because we previously haven't both been active on the site at the same time.

why? (Why not and because are invalid answers)

A wizard did it.

Also, do you enjoi rope?

I don't have any particularly strong feelings about rope.

So, you don't drink?

No no, Dr Pepper is the name of a cocktail (50 ml lager, 50 ml coke, 25 ml amaretto), so called because it tastes like Dr Pepper, obviously. If I'm being totally honest I probably prefer White Russians, but then I couldn't give the same answer to alcoholic and non-alcoholic. I drink. I drink a lot.

You're British?

Yes.

Holy cow!

That's not a question.

e.g., cocaine or e.g., comedy? Or either?

I just looked up 'pleasure centre' on Wikipedia and took the first scientific sounding name that appeared, I don't really know what I'm talking about.

In line with this, does it bother you when I capitalize all the first letters of your name?

No. Just as long as you don't leave out the second a, I don't care what you do with it.

What's your preferred nickname/shorthand for your username?

I like leaving it undefined to see the variety that people come up with.

Favorite novelist?

Terry Pratchett.

Playwright?

I don't know nearly enough on the subject to give an informed answer. It's definitely not Brecht, though. That's really the main thing I took away from my GCSE Drama course.

Poet?

Assuming I can count song lyrics as poetry, I'm gonna say Jarvis Cocker.

[Korts]

Kitsch!

Up to this point, all your answers were right. Do you think unimaginative reproduction of the same disgustingly overused topics constitutes greater art than a tongue-in-cheek refusal to make anything immediately comprehensible? Or does you choosing kitsch over avantgarde constitute a tongue-in-cheek reply to avantgarde i.e. a tongue-in-cheek reply to the conventions set in art itself?

[Elias_the_thief]

Am I the only dreamer?
Is anybody real?
Is this just one big test?
Can anybody feel?

Can anybody hear me?
Does anybody care?
Does anybody see me?
When they point and stare?

Is anybody out there?
Can they understand?
Can anyone be touched?
Can they hold my hand?

Am I even a dreamer?
Am I even real?
Did I pass the test?
Can I even feel?

Am I just a robot?
Wound up and let loose?
Do I act on impulse?
Is my free will recluse?

Where are all the answers?
The ones for which I strove
Will anybody show me?
Is there anyone who knows?

And for irony's sake:
Do your parents know you're gay?