Quick, Before the Mods Come!

[PenguinPower]

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[Ythan]

1 I like when y'all page top because it aligns the numbers to the post numbers.

[CheekyTeeky]

2 I like summertime it always brings an innate sense of joy out that gets buried in winter.

[Ythan]

3 I appreciate summer the most when it starts getting cold around this time of year.

[Jake The Wolfie]

4

Summer fucking sucks down here. Are you hot? Put on thin clothes. Still too hot? Take

off

your clothes. Still too hot? Too bad!

[Gamma Emerald]

5
I wish the weather would actually match the season, it’s still balls-hit during the day (I live in Florida)

[Jake The Wolfie]

6

When the AC goes out, your consciousness goes out.

[Aristophanes]

7 - I laughed too hard at "balls-hit". Thanks Gamma XD

It's getting cold and I have bad circulation and my joints are in fucking pain. I'd take the summer over this poor excuse for a season any day!

[Jake The Wolfie]

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You can always add more layers. When the heat hits, you can't do much more than go naked.

[Infinity 324]

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cold take: winter is too cold
hold take: summer is too hot

i live in Boston and go to school in Ohio

[Gamma Emerald]

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I meant balls-hot but that works too

[Infinity 324]

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instead of weather, the sky just comes down and hits you in the balls

[Jake The Wolfie]

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It's so hot that it hits you right in the dick.

[Aristophanes]

13 - I literally generate cold, not heat. At this moment, there is cold radiating from my hands. That is to say, scientifically, that I sap the energy from the surrounding air and cause it to slow down merely by my own presence. I am an ice box trapped in a body, and once cold I cannot warm myself without external factors. Perhaps I am part lizard-folk. I do not know. But I cool water by touching it and am literally purple for ~8 months of the year.

Thy in the bloody hell did I move from the relatively temperate Southern Ontario to goddamned Saskatchewan!? XD

Omg the ninjas on this post are perfection XD

[Jake The Wolfie]

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If we leave Aristophanes in a vacuum chamber for long enough, they will eventually reach absolute 0.
That probably won't be the least of his problems, seeing as Shia Lebeouf will have gotten to him long before he makes a scientific breakthrough.

[Gamma Emerald]

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So you’re endothermic, got it.

[Jake The Wolfie]

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[Ythan]

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[Jake The Wolfie]

8 teens

[Aristophanes]

19 - Shia uses The infrared spectrum to find his prey. As I do not exude heat, I remain safe in my hiding from him. If I were to approach an absolute, I may blow my cover, however. This is why I do not vacuum. Endothermic > Exothermic, it is a proven fact!

[Ythan]

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[Gamma Emerald]

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Who’s Shia?
Also I’m definitely exothermic

[Jake The Wolfie]

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I think there being a giant heat sink in the middle of his vision would be highly indicative that you were there, assuming for a moment that Shia Labeouf knows about your Endothermic body.

[Gamma Emerald]

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Oh
I thought Shia was Ari’s cat or smth

[Jake The Wolfie]

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Shia Lacroix.