Zendo Questions III

ISO · Post Post #1250 (ISO) » Sat Sep 24, 2022 9:16 pm

Spoiler: Hint 1

Spoiler: Hint 2

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)
Is there double trouble? -
Team Rocket is on hiatus.
(No)
Is there any question worth asking? -
It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.
(No)
So is asking this question a waste of my time, then? -
Who needs hints, anyway?
(Yes)
Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier? -
Illegal commands are not executed and in a philosophical sense never actually happen.
(No)
Should the courier be arrested for trying to kill Jake the Wolfie? -
Always shoot the messenger.
(Yes)
But wouldn't the messenger be the shooter in this case? -
Words have a lot in common with bullets.
(Yes)
Should I? -
Don't do it.
(No)
I should? -
Answer's still the same.
(No)
Can one come up with questions that are a waste of time? -
Questions reveal ignorance so that it can be dispelled. This is never a waste of time.
(No)
Is Jake the Wolfie's time being wasted? -
The attempted shot at the Courier had comedic value.
(No)
Will today be the day that I sleep well? -
Turn in early for maximum benefit.
(Yes)
Should I seek help? -
That howling is perfectly normal. Pay it no mind.
(No)
Should I have sought help? -
Trusting the narrator may lead to your demise.
(Yes)
Should nobody work? -
Time for Life to take a vacation.
(Yes)
Shall nobody work? -
Life never was one to take advice.
(No)
Will nobody work? -
Break time's over.
(No)
Shall all look? -
Stop staring. It's rude.
(No)
Shall noone look? -
Noone doesn't get to stare either.
(No)

Ten questions remain.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1251 (ISO) » Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:23 am

Shall we work?

ISO · Post Post #1252 (ISO) » Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:33 am

Spoiler: Hint 1

Spoiler: Hint 2

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)
Is there double trouble? -
Team Rocket is on hiatus.
(No)
Is there any question worth asking? -
It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.
(No)
So is asking this question a waste of my time, then? -
Who needs hints, anyway?
(Yes)
Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier? -
Illegal commands are not executed and in a philosophical sense never actually happen.
(No)
Should the courier be arrested for trying to kill Jake the Wolfie? -
Always shoot the messenger.
(Yes)
But wouldn't the messenger be the shooter in this case? -
Words have a lot in common with bullets.
(Yes)
Should I? -
Don't do it.
(No)
I should? -
Answer's still the same.
(No)
Can one come up with questions that are a waste of time? -
Questions reveal ignorance so that it can be dispelled. This is never a waste of time.
(No)
Is Jake the Wolfie's time being wasted? -
The attempted shot at the Courier had comedic value.
(No)
Will today be the day that I sleep well? -
Turn in early for maximum benefit.
(Yes)
Should I seek help? -
That howling is perfectly normal. Pay it no mind.
(No)
Should I have sought help? -
Trusting the narrator may lead to your demise.
(Yes)
Should nobody work? -
Time for Life to take a vacation.
(Yes)
Shall nobody work? -
Life never was one to take advice.
(No)
Will nobody work? -
Break time's over.
(No)
Shall all look? -
Stop staring. It's rude.
(No)
Shall noone look? -
Noone doesn't get to stare either.
(No)
Shall we work? -
Paycheck's waiting!
(Yes)

Nine questions remain.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1253 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2022 5:21 am

Shall we play a game?

ISO · Post Post #1254 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:06 pm

Spoiler: Hint 1

Spoiler: Hint 2

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)
Is there double trouble? -
Team Rocket is on hiatus.
(No)
Is there any question worth asking? -
It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.
(No)
So is asking this question a waste of my time, then? -
Who needs hints, anyway?
(Yes)
Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier? -
Illegal commands are not executed and in a philosophical sense never actually happen.
(No)
Should the courier be arrested for trying to kill Jake the Wolfie? -
Always shoot the messenger.
(Yes)
But wouldn't the messenger be the shooter in this case? -
Words have a lot in common with bullets.
(Yes)
Should I? -
Don't do it.
(No)
I should? -
Answer's still the same.
(No)
Can one come up with questions that are a waste of time? -
Questions reveal ignorance so that it can be dispelled. This is never a waste of time.
(No)
Is Jake the Wolfie's time being wasted? -
The attempted shot at the Courier had comedic value.
(No)
Will today be the day that I sleep well? -
Turn in early for maximum benefit.
(Yes)
Should I seek help? -
That howling is perfectly normal. Pay it no mind.
(No)
Should I have sought help? -
Trusting the narrator may lead to your demise.
(Yes)
Should nobody work? -
Time for Life to take a vacation.
(Yes)
Shall nobody work? -
Life never was one to take advice.
(No)
Will nobody work? -
Break time's over.
(No)
Shall all look? -
Stop staring. It's rude.
(No)
Shall noone look? -
Noone doesn't get to stare either.
(No)
Shall we work? -
Paycheck's waiting!
(Yes)
Shall we play a game? -
Not while we're working, no.
(No)

Eight questions remain.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1255 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:53 pm

Mod: Please note sig.

ISO · Post Post #1256 (ISO) » Thu Sep 29, 2022 12:13 pm

If no one asks a question within 24 hours, Petitioners will have the option to surrender.

ISO · Post Post #1257 (ISO) » Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:38 pm

Petitioners now have the option to surrender. Any Petitioner may do so, so long as no question is asked or guess made.
Any Petitioner may ask a question or make a guess as well, which will remove the surrender option.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1258 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:43 am

Surrender

ISO · Post Post #1259 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 11:10 am

The petitioners have surrendered.
The rule was:
If the twelfth character was a consonant: YES.
If it was anything else - vowel, space, numeral, punctuation mark, non-existent: NO.

The hints:

First hint: Giving the percentages for where the twelfth character fell - the ones that landed on a space (and thus not really in a word at all) were the {redacted} ones. Also indicated that it wasn't any one word in particular.
Second hint:
- The capital letters formed a sentence, with a couple of extra letters thrown in:

ACT
TODAFY
DONT
DELAY
C

The "F" in Today and the extra "C" at the end were the important ones, as the message clearly encourages haste and the last part of the hint explicitly cautioned against haste. The words those letters were attached to: FONT and COURIER Additionally, even without the caps, there was still the instruction to seek a font of wisdom. In this case, font as in typeface, and Courier as an example of a fixed-width font - a major help when dealing with anything involving specific characters in a sentence.

The other parts were still relevant, though. Learning from past history: another case of consonants being the relevant part, which I've done in past clues.
Words and Letters not answering: because characters were the important thing to consider.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1260 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 11:18 am

That was a good one, I'll have to admit.

I have a rule.

Are you ready to rumble?
I'm more than ready!
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Hawaii?
I can't afford a vacation, sadly
(No)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1261 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 11:25 am

Was the site being down for a few days literally 1984?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1262 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 11:30 am

Are you ready to rumble?
I'm more than ready!
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Hawaii?
I can't afford a vacation, sadly
(No)

Was the site being down for a few days literally 1984?
Who can you blame for being 38 years late to the party?
(Yes)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1263 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 11:30 am

Alright, I'm satisfied

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1264 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 11:34 am

Are you ready to Hawaii?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1265 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 11:38 am

Are you ready to rumble?
I'm more than ready!
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Hawaii?
I can't afford a vacation, sadly
(No)

Was the site being down for a few days literally 1984?
Who can you blame for being 38 years late to the party?
(Yes)
Are you ready to Hawaii?
I don't know how to Hawaii, but I'm willing to learn.
(Yes)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1266 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 11:41 am

Has Hawaii ever been to you?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1267 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 12:39 pm

Are you ready to rumble?
I'm more than ready!
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Hawaii?
I can't afford a vacation, sadly
(No)

Was the site being down for a few days literally 1984?
Who can you blame for being 38 years late to the party?
(Yes)
Are you ready to Hawaii?
I don't know how to Hawaii, but I'm willing to learn.
(Yes)
Has Hawaii ever been to you?
Land can't magically come to me.
(No)

ISO · Post Post #1268 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 1:29 pm

Is my Commodore 64 really neat-o?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1269 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 1:46 pm

Can a Can Can-Can?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1270 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 2:24 pm

Are you ready to rumble?
I'm more than ready!
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Hawaii?
I can't afford a vacation, sadly
(No)

Was the site being down for a few days literally 1984?
Who can you blame for being 38 years late to the party?
(Yes)
Are you ready to Hawaii?
I don't know how to Hawaii, but I'm willing to learn.
(Yes)
Has Hawaii ever been to you?
Land can't magically come to me.
(No)
Is my Commodore 64 really neat-o?
Retro computers are out.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can?
A can can indeed can-can.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1271 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 2:40 pm

Are you ready to rumble still?

ISO · Post Post #1272 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 2:40 pm

Do hippos see the stars and wonder how to fly?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1273 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 5:45 pm

Can Sanitization be reversed?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1274 (ISO) » Tue Oct 04, 2022 8:23 am

Are you ready to rumble?
I'm more than ready!
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Hawaii?
I can't afford a vacation, sadly
(No)

Was the site being down for a few days literally 1984?
Who can you blame for being 38 years late to the party?
(Yes)
Are you ready to Hawaii?
I don't know how to Hawaii, but I'm willing to learn.
(Yes)
Has Hawaii ever been to you?
Land can't magically come to me.
(No)
Is my Commodore 64 really neat-o?
Retro computers are out.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can?
A can can indeed can-can.
(Yes)
Are you ready to rumble still?
Still more than ready!
(Yes)
Do hippos see the stars and wonder how to fly?
They're quite happy with being land-based creatures.
(No)
Can Sanitization be reversed?
Once Sanitized, it must remain Sanitized.
(No)