Spoil a Wish II
-
-
Farren He/HimMafia ScumHe/Him
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1434
- Joined: September 24, 2018
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: Washington State, USA.
Granted. Your debt is purchased by a local crime syndicate.
I wish I had a pet llama.Mish-Mash Janitor
Please PM me for any Mish-Mash maintenance needs!-
-
Farren He/HimMafia ScumHe/Him
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1434
- Joined: September 24, 2018
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: Washington State, USA.
Granted. But you must make all your wishes before any more are granted; no leftovers allowed.
I wish for a greater understanding of social behavior.Mish-Mash Janitor
Please PM me for any Mish-Mash maintenance needs!-
-
Farren He/HimMafia ScumHe/Him
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1434
- Joined: September 24, 2018
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: Washington State, USA.
Granted. You have to build it from scratch, though. Better start planting some trees.
I wish for a slice of key lime pie and a calzone.Mish-Mash Janitor
Please PM me for any Mish-Mash maintenance needs!-
-
Farren He/HimMafia ScumHe/Him
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1434
- Joined: September 24, 2018
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: Washington State, USA.
Granted. Inflation quickly moves to cover the gap and then some, leaving you with less purchasing power than you had before.
I wish for a post-scarcity, utopian economy.Mish-Mash Janitor
Please PM me for any Mish-Mash maintenance needs!-
-
Farren He/HimMafia ScumHe/Him
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1434
- Joined: September 24, 2018
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: Washington State, USA.
Granted. Your desk is now one foot closer to the ceiling.
I wish for a replay of yesterday's lunch; it was excellent.Mish-Mash Janitor
Please PM me for any Mish-Mash maintenance needs!-
-
Farren He/HimMafia ScumHe/Him
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1434
- Joined: September 24, 2018
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: Washington State, USA.
Granted. You lose the ability to judge when you should not tell these jokes. No one you talk to can ever get anything productive done again.
I wish for an exciting new wardrobe.Mish-Mash Janitor
Please PM me for any Mish-Mash maintenance needs!-
-
Farren He/HimMafia ScumHe/Him
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1434
- Joined: September 24, 2018
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: Washington State, USA.
Granted. Ethel subcontracts the work to you instead, at a pittance of the profits.
I wish this headache would go away.Mish-Mash Janitor
Please PM me for any Mish-Mash maintenance needs!
Copyright © MafiaScum. All rights reserved.