Identity

[KittyMo]

That's not correct, but on the bright side, you now have Phone-a-friend available as assistance.

Strangers	Identities
Aristophanes	Accidentally called the emergency number from their watch while working
implosion	Has purchased a woman's elephant T-shirt, a masquerade mask, several hair clips, and a 3-legged crow etching from Etsy.com within the past year
KittyMo	Prepared all material to pitch a card game but got lazy on actually sending the card game material to the publisher
lalaladucks	Spent over half an hour searching for a frisbee on a nearly pitch-black beach
Mina	Their father bootlegs alcohol and cigarettes
Realeo	Works above a brothel and across the street from a graveyard

Strangers	Identities
DeathRowKitty	Added an Easter egg to their high school technology club's website that made a video of a screaming goat appear if anyone typed the Konami code
Errantparabola	Has at least one song in each of 10 languages on their iTunes playlist
Postie	Owned a legitimate copy of Montezuma’s Revenge and The Great Giana Sisters
Shadoweh	Was called primarily by an online username at a wedding
SleepyKrew	Was Gabumon for Halloween
StrangerCoug	When they were younger, jumped from a second story window to win a game of hide-and-seek

Known Non-Matches

Errantparabola - Has at least one song in each of 10 languages on their iTunes playlist
Aristophanes - Has purchased a woman's elephant T-shirt, a masquerade mask, several hair clips, and a 3-legged crow etching from Etsy.com within the past year
implosion - Has purchased a woman's elephant T-shirt, a masquerade mask, several hair clips, and a 3-legged crow etching from Etsy.com within the past year

Match Attempts
9
8
---Line of Assistance Revocation---
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1

Assistance

: 1 Question | Double Dip | Phone-a-Friend | Tri-Identity

[animorpherv1]

I have no idea why a girl would need to specify she bought woman's clothing (yes Realeo hi I see you, but I'm pretty sure you're too young to give a fuck about Etsy).

Mina for Etsy, please

[KittyMo]

Not Mina. +1 question

[Aristophanes]

Poor Ani!

[animorpherv1]

Kittymo, this Etsy thing was yours, right

[KittyMo]

Yes.

Strangers	Identities
Aristophanes	Accidentally called the emergency number from their watch while working
implosion	Prepared all material to pitch a card game but got lazy on actually sending the card game material to the publisher
lalaladucks	Spent over half an hour searching for a frisbee on a nearly pitch-black beach
Mina	Their father bootlegs alcohol and cigarettes
Realeo	Works above a brothel and across the street from a graveyard

Strangers	Identities
DeathRowKitty	Added an Easter egg to their high school technology club's website that made a video of a screaming goat appear if anyone typed the Konami code
Errantparabola	Has at least one song in each of 10 languages on their iTunes playlist
Postie	Owned a legitimate copy of Montezuma’s Revenge and The Great Giana Sisters
Shadoweh	Was called primarily by an online username at a wedding
SleepyKrew	Was Gabumon for Halloween
StrangerCoug	When they were younger, jumped from a second story window to win a game of hide-and-seek

Known Non-Matches

Errantparabola - Has at least one song in each of 10 languages on their iTunes playlist

Match Attempts
8
---Line of Assistance Revocation---
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

Assistance

: 2 Questions | Double Dip | Phone-a-Friend | Tri-Identity

[Mina]

I have no idea why a girl would need to specify she bought woman's clothing

I don't know why a man would buy women's clothing and hairclips, though.

[animorpherv1]

I have no idea why a girl would need to specify she bought woman's clothing

I don't know why a man would buy women's clothing and hairclips, though.

Gifts.

[KittyMo]

All of them were gifts except for the masquerade mask. Not really sure why I specified woman's other than that it was in the item title and I had been going back and forth on whether to get her a woman's shirt with 3/4 sleeves or a unisex shirt in a color she'd like better.

[animorpherv1]

Aristophanes, Mina - Can you explain how you called emergency on your watch at work?

[Shadoweh]

The same reason Haschel uses a princess brush!

[Aristophanes]

Aristophanes, Mina - Can you explain how you called emergency on your watch at work?

Ive got a Samsung GearFit 2 and I love it! I downloaded an extra skin for it and it is so helpful! Sometimes it actuvates when I get a message though, and I accidentally click on things when I don't mean to!

So I was slugging winter tires that had just came in and the inside of my work glove started doing things on my watch face! I accidentally clicked a bunch of numbers into the calculator, texted my mom a bunch of jibberish, and activated the 911 distress feature of the app!

So the police responded and we figured it was for the bums or constant theft or something but they said they got a call and traced the location. We sent them away when we were unable to fifure out who had called, but got a strict warning that it is illigal and blah blah blah. I didnt realize it was me until I checked my call logs a week later! XD

[Mina]

The Apple Watch has a safety feature where you can call 9-1-1 by pressing the side button for three seconds. But all my electronics are possessed, so they always open up apps out of nowhere. At the time, I worked in a store, and I must have set it off when I was stacking shelves. It was so loud with all the customers that I didn't realize what had happened until I heard a voice from my wrist asking what my emergency was. Then all the customers got to hear me plead with the dispatcher not to send an emergency responder over because I wasn't dying. It was pretty embarrassing.

[animorpherv1]

Because I think it's fun to associate Shadoweh with this,

Shadoweh was Gabumon for Halloween!

[James Brafin]

/in stranger

[KittyMo]

Nope >:

Strangers	Identities
Aristophanes	Accidentally called the emergency number from their watch while working
implosion	Prepared all material to pitch a card game but got lazy on actually sending the card game material to the publisher
lalaladucks	Spent over half an hour searching for a frisbee on a nearly pitch-black beach
Mina	Their father bootlegs alcohol and cigarettes
Realeo	Works above a brothel and across the street from a graveyard

Strangers	Identities
DeathRowKitty	Added an Easter egg to their high school technology club's website that made a video of a screaming goat appear if anyone typed the Konami code
Errantparabola	Has at least one song in each of 10 languages on their iTunes playlist
Postie	Owned a legitimate copy of Montezuma’s Revenge and The Great Giana Sisters
Shadoweh	Was called primarily by an online username at a wedding
SleepyKrew	Was Gabumon for Halloween
StrangerCoug	When they were younger, jumped from a second story window to win a game of hide-and-seek

Known Non-Matches

Errantparabola - Has at least one song in each of 10 languages on their iTunes playlist
Shadoweh - Was Gabumon for Halloween

Match Attempts
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

Assistance

: 1 Question | Double Dip | Phone-a-Friend | Tri-Identity

[animorpherv1]

Let's

match lalalaladucks and the beach

[KittyMo]

That wasn't Ducks

Strangers	Identities
Aristophanes	Accidentally called the emergency number from their watch while working
implosion	Prepared all material to pitch a card game but got lazy on actually sending the card game material to the publisher
lalaladucks	Spent over half an hour searching for a frisbee on a nearly pitch-black beach
Mina	Their father bootlegs alcohol and cigarettes
Realeo	Works above a brothel and across the street from a graveyard

Strangers	Identities
DeathRowKitty	Added an Easter egg to their high school technology club's website that made a video of a screaming goat appear if anyone typed the Konami code
Errantparabola	Has at least one song in each of 10 languages on their iTunes playlist
Postie	Owned a legitimate copy of Montezuma’s Revenge and The Great Giana Sisters
Shadoweh	Was called primarily by an online username at a wedding
SleepyKrew	Was Gabumon for Halloween
StrangerCoug	When they were younger, jumped from a second story window to win a game of hide-and-seek

Known Non-Matches

Errantparabola - Has at least one song in each of 10 languages on their iTunes playlist
Shadoweh - Was Gabumon for Halloween
lalaladucks - Spent over half an hour searching for a frisbee on a nearly pitch-black beach

Match Attempts
6
5
4
3
2
1

Assistance

: 2 Questions | Double Dip | Phone-a-Friend | Tri-Identity

[animorpherv1]

Tri-dentity on bootleg, please.

[KittyMo]

That identity belongs to one of Aristophanes, implosion, and Mina. You must solve it before attempting to solve others.

[animorpherv1]

Double-dip on Mina and implosion

[KittyMo]

Ari's father bootlegs alcohol and cigarettes. I was thinking the randomization may not help you there D:

Strangers	Identities
implosion	Accidentally called the emergency number from their watch while working
lalaladucks	Prepared all material to pitch a card game but got lazy on actually sending the card game material to the publisher
Mina	Spent over half an hour searching for a frisbee on a nearly pitch-black beach
Realeo	Works above a brothel and across the street from a graveyard

Strangers	Identities
DeathRowKitty	Added an Easter egg to their high school technology club's website that made a video of a screaming goat appear if anyone typed the Konami code
Errantparabola	Has at least one song in each of 10 languages on their iTunes playlist
Postie	Owned a legitimate copy of Montezuma’s Revenge and The Great Giana Sisters
Shadoweh	Was called primarily by an online username at a wedding
SleepyKrew	Was Gabumon for Halloween
StrangerCoug	When they were younger, jumped from a second story window to win a game of hide-and-seek

Known Non-Matches

Errantparabola - Has at least one song in each of 10 languages on their iTunes playlist
Shadoweh - Was Gabumon for Halloween
lalaladucks - Spent over half an hour searching for a frisbee on a nearly pitch-black beach

Match Attempts
5
4
3
2
1

Assistance

: 4 Questions | Phone-a-Friend

[animorpherv1]

Then we'll say

Mina called the phone number

[KittyMo]

Not Mina >:

Strangers	Identities
implosion	Accidentally called the emergency number from their watch while working
lalaladucks	Prepared all material to pitch a card game but got lazy on actually sending the card game material to the publisher
Mina	Spent over half an hour searching for a frisbee on a nearly pitch-black beach
Realeo	Works above a brothel and across the street from a graveyard

Strangers	Identities
DeathRowKitty	Added an Easter egg to their high school technology club's website that made a video of a screaming goat appear if anyone typed the Konami code
Errantparabola	Has at least one song in each of 10 languages on their iTunes playlist
Postie	Owned a legitimate copy of Montezuma’s Revenge and The Great Giana Sisters
Shadoweh	Was called primarily by an online username at a wedding
SleepyKrew	Was Gabumon for Halloween
StrangerCoug	When they were younger, jumped from a second story window to win a game of hide-and-seek

Known Non-Matches

Errantparabola - Has at least one song in each of 10 languages on their iTunes playlist
Shadoweh - Was Gabumon for Halloween
lalaladucks - Spent over half an hour searching for a frisbee on a nearly pitch-black beach
Mina - Accidentally called the emergency number from their watch while working

Match Attempts
4
3
2
1

Assistance

: 5 Questions | Phone-a-Friend

[animorpherv1]

implosion for phone number