Identity

[Vi]

I can see why sometimes people take a long time to respond. There's certainly an element of anxiety.

MATCH!

RadiantCowbells
Was awestruck at seeing Queen & Adam Lambert in concert

[KittyMo]

Correct

Strangers	Identities
Aristophanes	Had at least 30 hole-in-ones
mallowgeno	In high school, voluntarily turned themselves in for a dress code violation out of embarrassment
N	IT guy that works for a non profit
pablito	Made casting semi finals for a reality TV competition show
Realeo	Rode a Scooter to school every day in high school, even in the snow
StrangerCoug	Their bedroom growing up didn't have a door

Strangers	Identities
animorpherv1	Can play the drums, although refrains from doing so if [Stranger] knows what's good for [them].
Haschel Cedricson	Fell out of a three-story window as a two-year-old with no injuries except a scratch on the arm
Regfan	Has walked from Paris to Versailles after missing the last train one night out
Shadoweh	Once got banned from a Discord server entirely on accident
Vijarada	Their favorite childhood board game was Trouble

9 match attempts remaining. As assistance you have 4 questions, double dip, tri identity.

[Vi]

It's time to play with coin flips, then. I wanna save my lifelines for the other side.

MATCH!

animorpherv1
Their favorite childhood board game was Trouble

[KittyMo]

Nope, but you're up to 5 questions

[Vi]

Fascinating.
One mistake deserves another.

MATCH!

Shadoweh
Their favorite childhood board game was Trouble

[KittyMo]

Not a mistake. Gj

Strangers	Identities
Aristophanes	Had at least 30 hole-in-ones
mallowgeno	In high school, voluntarily turned themselves in for a dress code violation out of embarrassment
N	IT guy that works for a non profit
pablito	Made casting semi finals for a reality TV competition show
Realeo	Rode a Scooter to school every day in high school, even in the snow
StrangerCoug	Their bedroom growing up didn't have a door

Strangers	Identities
animorpherv1	Can play the drums, although refrains from doing so if [Stranger] knows what's good for [them].
Haschel Cedricson	Fell out of a three-story window as a two-year-old with no injuries except a scratch on the arm
Regfan	Has walked from Paris to Versailles after missing the last train one night out
Vijarada	Once got banned from a Discord server entirely on accident

7 match attempts remaining. As assistance you have 6 questions, double dip, tri identity.

[Vi]

One more here's-hoping before I start asking questions.

MATCH!

Regfan
Has walked from Paris to Versailles after missing the last train one night out

[Regfan]

Yep!

[Vi]

Thank you

On second thought, I won't ask a question at this time - I'm going to go straight for the triple.

MATCH!

Haschel Cedricson
Can play the drums, although refrains from doing so if [Stranger] knows what's good for [them].

--

If this is correct, then thanks to McMenno's guess, process of elimination dictates the following:

Vijarada
Fell out of a three-story window as a two-year-old with no injuries except a scratch on the arm

animorpherv1
Once got banned from a Discord server entirely on accident

[Shadoweh]

I gave you a good one and you didn't even have to ask questions about it

[Vi]

I gave you a good one and you didn't even have to ask questions about it

The one-liner material is great, and tbh I should have chosen you before ani, but I was wagering you were the one who got removed from a Discord server for things that were totally not your fault and on the level. Which I would definitely have asked for deets about.

[Haschel Cedricson]

I fear I cannot play the drums.

[Vi]

I fear I cannot play the drums.

Could you learn before the mods come back?

I think the right play here is to double-

stick

-dip on drums and try for the triple anyway...

I'll wait for the mods first though.

[animorpherv1]

It's fun getting into Trouble~

[Vi]

Things I didn't notice as a kid:
When the lyrics are "Trouble! Trouble! Pop-o-matic Trouble~" and I just glazed over the middle part

Something similar happened with the "Tom and Jerry Kids' New Show". The title theme refers to itself as a new show like three times in completely different musical phrases and I never noticed until like decades later.

[KittyMo]

You were right about Reg but not Haschel

Strangers	Identities
Aristophanes	Had at least 30 hole-in-ones
mallowgeno	In high school, voluntarily turned themselves in for a dress code violation out of embarrassment
N	IT guy that works for a non profit
pablito	Made casting semi finals for a reality TV competition show
Realeo	Rode a Scooter to school every day in high school, even in the snow
StrangerCoug	Their bedroom growing up didn't have a door

Strangers	Identities
animorpherv1	Can play the drums, although refrains from doing so if [Stranger] knows what's good for [them].
Haschel Cedricson	Fell out of a three-story window as a two-year-old with no injuries except a scratch on the arm
Vijarada	Once got banned from a Discord server entirely on accident

Match Attempts
8
---Line of Assistance Revocation---
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

5 match attempts remaining. As assistance you have 8 questions, double dip, & tri identity.

[Vi]

QUESTION!

animorpherv1
Why do you refrain from playing the drums?

QUESTION!

Vijarada
Why do you refrain from playing the drums?

[animorpherv1]

My neighbor is a massive jerk. He's called the cops on someone up the street because they walked on his grass. Given how much noise drums can make, I don't even try.

As to why I don't get electronic drums so I can buy a headset or some such, it doesn't feel right to me.

EDIT: Don't mind my typos. Phoneposting on break.

[Burning_Earth]

I live in a townhouse with the wall that my bedroom is in connected to another house. My parents said "jee we got you a great birthday present" and i'm like "is it magic cards" and they said "no even better its a drum kit that you can play and it's

really

loud". And like, my neighbours are nice people man. I want them to keep watching our cat when we go on holidays. And my dad basically sits in the room next to mine and does "important work" all day so I don't want to piss him off either (not that he doesn't deserve it). I couldn't say "hey you got me the wrong present the electronic ones are only slightly less cheap if you buy the cheapest ones" but they totally did. also would have preferred magic cards.

[Vi]

ani's probable lie is more convincing since that last bit suggests some familiarity with drum pads.
(The dead giveaway would have been "because I drum on effing EVERYTHING and it pisses off everyone who doesn't play drums".)

MATCH!

animorpherv1
Can play the drums, although refrains from doing so if [Stranger] knows what's good for [them].

If this is correct, then process of elimination wins this half.
If this is incorrect, then process of elimination wins this question and I feel rather hosed.

[KittyMo]

Nope >:

You know by PoE that Vijarada can but shouldn't play the drums

Strangers	Identities
Aristophanes	Had at least 30 hole-in-ones
mallowgeno	In high school, voluntarily turned themselves in for a dress code violation out of embarrassment
N	IT guy that works for a non profit
pablito	Made casting semi finals for a reality TV competition show
Realeo	Rode a Scooter to school every day in high school, even in the snow
StrangerCoug	Their bedroom growing up didn't have a door

Strangers	Identities
animorpherv1	Fell out of a three-story window as a two-year-old with no injuries except a scratch on the arm
Haschel Cedricson	Once got banned from a Discord server entirely on accident

Match Attempts
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

3 match attempts remaining. As assistance you have 7 questions, double dip, & tri identity.

[Vi]

I'm confused by how the scoring works. If you don't get credit for PoE, isn't it impossible to get 12/12 matches?

[KittyMo]

I just forgot to mark a new correct match; sorry

[animorpherv1]

My brother had an electronic drum set, so I edited thst in last second. Also the thing about jerk neighbor is true.

Speaking of true, the Discord server I frequent has its theme change ever month. Eventually, the theme changed to Pokemon so I wanted to change my username to "Absolmorpherv1" on that server. So I flagged over a close mod buddy of mine, who proceeded to gve me the wrong role and ban me from the server.

Later on, I accidentally lost my abilit to use Discord's emotes by accident.

[Vi]

@Kµ: One match attempt on the bottom will clear it out regardless of whether the match attempt was correct

I was hoping to be able to give the other side some more attention, but etc.