Identity

[KittyMo]

Aristo likes conlangs, SC has every Taylor Swift album, realeo did the stupid teeth thing.

Just to be clear, are you simultaneously guessing all of those?

[Vijarada]

yeah

[Shadoweh]

people keep stealing my possible identities!

Are they really that crazy? They were at the supermarket and all on sale. I've learned to tolerate a lot of weird-looking shit because it's 50% off.
Except the Wasabi chips. I bought those because they had wasabi on them.

[Vijarada]

well if they weren't crazy to you you wouldn't have submitted it as an identity. ha!

well now i have no idea. ani where were you when you crashed your bike?

[StrangerCoug]

Nope. Don't have

ANY

Taylor Swift album, if I remember my iTunes playlist right, nor do I have anything on vinyl.

[KittyMo]

Aristophanes is not the conlang person.
StrangerCoug is not the Taylor Swift person.
Realeo, however, is the teeth brushing habits person.

By PoE you do know that StrangerCoug is the conlang person and Aristophanes is the Taylor Swift person. All in all, that puts you at +3 correct matches (6 total correct) +2 incorrect, which actually marks the official end of your round.

You have more 5 questions you may use to the end of trying to unofficially solve the other half of the split. (Or, you can just ask for the reveal.)

Strangers	Identities
animorpherv1	As a child, suffered a concussion while riding a bike
D3f3nd3r	Explored an abandoned mill at dusk without a flashlight
implosion	Has consumed pork stew, sriracha and thai flavored chips, wasabi pringles, fried chicken and soy-mixed chai tea in coffee within the last 2 weeks
Shadoweh	Memorized pi to 60 digits for a contest in middle school and still has it memorized for no reason
Vi	Prefers to walk to places such as work, friends' homes and the grocery store whenever possible
Yume	Went on a 3 am donut run with random college students during a program for admitted high school students (as a high school student)

[Vijarada]

great let's hear some dumb stories

Yume I didn't know they sold wasabi pringles, do you know any other flavours?
Vi: has anything ever happened to you when walking to places such as work, friends' homes and the grocery store
D3f Why did the college program you were in involve donuts at 3am
Shadoweh was there anything spooky in the mill?
Implo, did you win your school's crazy pi-memorizing competition?

[Shadoweh]

Nothing sppokier then the friend I went exploring with, but we mostly did those trips to have an excuse to chat.

[animorpherv1]

JEEZ, THANKS.

[Vijarada]

ani where were you when you crashed your bike?

Thanks for not caring enough about my posts to read them.

[animorpherv1]

ani where were you when you crashed your bike?

Right in front of my house, actually. My house is on a giant hill and I wasn't wearing a helmet. I went head over the handlebars as a kid and was in the hospital for a couple of months.

[Vi]

Vi: has anything ever happened to you when walking to places such as work, friends' homes and the grocery store

Other than the occasional worry that I'm disobeying traffic laws for the last time, no, not really. Easton is basically where the rich people go to burn holes in their wallets, so as long as you don't wander around and look too clueless around the shopping mall after dark everything's perfectly okay.

[implosion]

Implo, did you win your school's crazy pi-memorizing competition?

Of course.

I think second place knew somewhere around 25-30ish? I wasn't specifically going for 60 digits, I just found out about the contest like two days beforehand and memorized as much as I could in the interim. I don't think anyone else was really interested enough to actually try to memorize as much as they could.

[Realeo]

As a child, used to brush their teeth four times a day, but one day [Stranger] got skeptical about toothpaste so [Stranger] once didn't brush their teeth for two years straight

whenever the owner of this identity gets revealed i would be interested to know about their dental outcomes

Nothing changes. The last time I went to dentist was 11 years ago.

[D3f3nd3r]

It's apparently a "bonding exercise". It was, at least, since we bonded over our hatred of the RA that made us get him donuts before the school year even started.

[Aristophanes]

Nope. Don't have

ANY

Taylor Swift album, if I remember my iTunes playlist right, nor do I have anything on vinyl.

I am disappoint!

T. Swift is BAE! <3

[Vijarada]

I kind of thought Taylor was more Ari but vinyl was more SC.

Ani crashed his bike
Yume consumed the foods
Pi is Vi
d3f was the donut run
Shadow explored the mill
Implo likes walking

[animorpherv1]

Nope. I took what happened to my brother but made it worse. My brother had his helmet on.

[Aristophanes]

I kind of thought Taylor was more Ari but vinyl was more SC.

I'm actually kinda surprised SC had no vinyl!

[Shadoweh]

well if they weren't crazy to you you wouldn't have submitted it as an identity. ha!

You know, this is actually true, I didn't think they were weird. Kittymo asked me about it for an ID. I think she just wants to know how to tempt me. ^.^

The wasabi kettle chips were so much better. I felt like I needed some soy-flavored pringles to go with these ones. At least they're edible unlike the sriacha ones which burn...

[KittyMo]

well if they weren't crazy to you you wouldn't have submitted it as an identity. ha!

You know, this is actually true, I didn't think they were weird. Kittymo asked me about it for an ID. I think she just wants to know how to tempt me. ^.^

The wasabi kettle chips were so much better. I felt like I needed some soy-flavored pringles to go with these ones. At least they're edible unlike the sriacha ones which burn...

Yeah, I feel like Vijarada's thought process here would normally be a good way to assess answers. Shadoweh's just a special case in that, half the time, how her ID is thought up is prompted. Like, this is how this one was:

Spoiler:

KittyMo (06/09|09:57:26)
whats the strangest thing uve eaten

Shadoweh (06/09|09:58:02)
I don't really eat strange things I'm sorry ;-:

Shadoweh (06/09|09:59:31)
probably some type of sushi

Shadoweh (06/09|09:59:47)
i had wasabi pringles yesterday?

KittyMo (06/09|10:10:52)
oh i think an ID of things u ate within the last week would be funny

KittyMo (06/09|10:11:06)
what else do u remember eating

(And uh, when I started the round it had been a couple of days so I wasn't sure those all still counted within the past week, so.)

Anyway, here's the reveal. That was a lightning round.

Strangers	Identities
animorpherv1	Prefers to walk to places such as work, friends' homes and the grocery store whenever possible
Aristophanes	Owns every Taylor Swift album on CD, and one on vinyl
CuddlyCaucasian	Has had 4 pregnancy scares
D3f3nd3r	Memorized pi to 60 digits for a contest in middle school and still has it memorized for no reason
Frozen Angel	Knows 4 languages other than [Stranger's] native language when 2 of them are self learnt
implosion	Went on a 3 am donut run with random college students during a program for admitted high school students (as a high school student)
racefan12	Had dialup Internet service at home until 2011
Realeo	As a child, used to brush their teeth four times a day, but one day [Stranger] got skeptical about toothpaste so [Stranger] once didn't brush their teeth for two years straight
Shadoweh	Has consumed pork stew, sriracha and thai flavored chips, wasabi pringles, fried chicken and soy-mixed chai tea in coffee within the last 2 weeks
StrangerCoug	Sometimes likes making conlangs for fun
Vi	Explored an abandoned mill at dusk without a flashlight
Yume	As a child, suffered a concussion while riding a bike

[animorpherv1]

For the record, I've lived with almost 10 minutes of all the major areas I've needed. So whenever I get the chance to walk, I take it. In so far as I used to walk home through shady places in town at 3am before. That walk is 45 minutes (or more, considering when it snowed). That's over taxing and the like.

[Vijarada]

Aww, I'm your friend? <3

You're only 50% of my friend after those guesses .

[implosion]

It's apparently a "bonding exercise". It was, at least, since we bonded over our hatred of the RA that made us get him donuts before the school year even started.

So inaccurate
We didn't even have RAs at my college. And it was them buying us donuts!

[Cheery Dog]

I feel like I would also fit for walking whenever possible.
It's just hard to find 2 hours to enjoy the walk into the next town.
And then coming back