LOADED QUESTIONS: ROUND GODDAMN FIFTEEN

[Errantparabola]

you thought that this was dead, and you'd be right, but you wouldn't be right for long.
update tomorrow.

[Randomnamechange]

Hype

[Eggplantaorta]

ROUND 10- CONTROVERSY ROUND RESULTS!

Sorry it's so late. Life hit a pretty rough patch.

mykonian's Results

Spoiler: mykonian's Guesses

mykonian - We are not our environments caretakers, we have no obligation to it, or it's inhabitants. Despite the doomsayers, the argument of self preservation is extremely premature. The movement for sustainability and living in harmony with nature is largely a sham, which preys on the naive and romantic. It is such a cruel waste of positive energy.
KittyMo - Accusing people of fascism, racism, and sexism, no matter how right one may be, is strongly counterproductive to actually solving the problems that lead to polarized belief systems. Speaking out in anger only leads to unresolved conflict.
MTD - League of Legends is an ok game.
Shadoweh - Pineapple is DELICIOUS on pizza.
Felissan - Pineapples are delicious on pizza.
Shaziro - Everyone should go through the process of purchasing, registering, and firing a firearm of some manner at some point in their life, whether or not they keep it afterward.
UpTooLate - Mafia actually sounds fun.
Ether - Zoe Quinn was a gaslighting, abusive piece of shit. She shouldn't have been harassed, but it's still disgusting that the supposedly progressive anti-Gamergate movement spent so much time demonizing her ex.
Errantparabola- Pineapple is a good pizza topping.
randomidget - We aren’t all/They do stop coming.

CORRECT MATCHES
mykonian
MTD
Shaziro
Ether
randomidget

SWAPPED PAIRS
KittyMo / Errantparabola

Vi's Results

Spoiler: Vi's Guesses

Felissan- Pineapple is DELICIOUS on pizza.
mykonian - We are not our environments caretakers, we have no obligation to it, or it's inhabitants. Despite the doomsayers, the argument of self preservation is extremely premature. The movement for sustainability and living in harmony with nature is largely a sham, which preys on the naive and romantic. It is such a cruel waste of positive energy.
Shadoweh- Pineapples are delicious on pizza.
KittyMo- League of Legends is an ok game.
Shaziro- Everyone should go through the process of purchasing, registering, and firing a firearm of some manner at some point in their life, whether or not they keep it afterward.
ErrantParabola- Accusing people of fascism, racism, and sexism, no matter how right one may be, is strongly counterproductive to actually solving the problems that lead to polarized belief systems. Speaking out in anger only leads to unresolved conflict.
Ether - Mafia actually sounds fun.
UpTooLate - Pineapple is a good pizza topping.
MTD- Zoe Quinn was a gaslighting, abusive piece of shit. She shouldn't have been harassed, but it's still disgusting that the supposedly progressive anti-Gamergate movement spent so much time demonizing her ex.
randomidget - We aren’t all/They do stop coming.

CORRECT MATCHES
mykonian
Shadoweh
Shaziro
Errantparabola
randomidget

SWAPPED PAIRS
N/A

DO NOT TALK TO US's Results

Spoiler: DO NOT TALK TO US's Guesses

Ether - Zoe Quinn was a gaslighting, abusive piece of shit. She shouldn't have been harassed, but it's still disgusting that the supposedly progressive anti-Gamergate movement spent so much time demonizing her ex.
Shaziro - Everyone should go through the process of purchasing, registering, and firing a firearm of some manner at some point in their life, whether or not they keep it afterward.
mykonian - We are not our environments caretakers, we have no obligation to it, or it's inhabitants. Despite the doomsayers, the argument of self preservation is extremely premature. The movement for sustainability and living in harmony with nature is largely a sham, which preys on the naive and romantic. It is such a cruel waste of positive energy.
randomidget - We aren’t all/They do stop coming.
KittyMo - League of Legends is an ok game.
MTD - Mafia actually sounds fun.
UpTooLate - Pineapple is DELICIOUS on pizza.
Shadoweh - Pineapples are delicious on pizza.
Felissan - Pineapple is a good pizza topping.
Errantparabola - Accusing people of fascism, racism, and sexism, no matter how right one may be, is strongly counterproductive to actually solving the problems that lead to polarized belief systems. Speaking out in anger only leads to unresolved conflict.

CORRECT MATCHES
Ether
mykonian
randomidget
Errantparabola
Shaziro (secret mykonian alt)
UpTooLate
Shadoweh

SWAPPED PAIRS
N/A

Cheery Dog's Results

Spoiler: Cheery Dog's Guesses

randomidget - We aren’t all/They do stop coming.
MTD - Everyone should go through the process of purchasing, registering, and firing a firearm of some manner at some point in their life, whether or not they keep it afterward.
Shaziro - Zoe Quinn was a gaslighting, abusive piece of shit. She shouldn't have been harassed, but it's still disgusting that the supposedly progressive anti-Gamergate movement spent so much time demonizing her ex.
Shadoweh - League of Legends is an ok game.
Felissan - Mafia actually sounds fun.
UpTooLate - Accusing people of fascism, racism, and sexism, no matter how right one may be, is strongly counterproductive to actually solving the problems that lead to polarized belief systems. Speaking out in anger only leads to unresolved conflict.
mykonian -We are not our environments caretakers, we have no obligation to it, or it's inhabitants. Despite the doomsayers, the argument of self preservation is extremely premature. The movement for sustainability and living in harmony with nature is largely a sham, which preys on the naive and romantic. It is such a cruel waste of positive energy.
Errantparabola-Pineapple is DELICIOUS on pizza.
KittyMo - Pineapple is a good pizza topping.
Ether - Pineapples are delicious on pizza.

CORRECT MATCHES
randomidget
Felissan
mykonian
KittyMo

SWAPPED PAIRS
UpTooLate / Errantparabola

Fun Facts

- Of course, just one round after Realeo and Cheery Dog double up-- Shadoweh, UTL, and KittyMo all defend pineapples. In the words of Vi, "truly dreadful opinions." In the words of mykonian, "points should be deducted!" In the words of DO NOT TALK TO US, "fuck pineapples." Cheery Dog, perhaps wisely, chooses not to comment on the debate. Congratulations on preserving your pristine public image, Cheery Dog.
- Everyone was pretty successful! I was thinking that Vi and mykonian had a tie for first in the bag, but DO NOT TALK TO US combined powers (is that cheating) to get SEVEN out of ten, only swapping Felissan, MTD, and KittyMo around.
- Cheery Dog also with a strong showing there, also being the only person to get Felissan and KittyMo out of everyone.
- mykonian is the only one who correctly sniffs out MTD's defense of League, further solidifying MS.net's bestpair.
- Literally everyone matches mykonian correctly. Good job.

Spoiler: Correct Answers

Shadoweh – Pineapples are delicious on pizza.
UpTooLate – Pineapple is DELICIOUS on pizza.
KittyMo – Pineapple is a good pizza topping.
mykonian – We are not our environments caretakers, we have no obligation to it, or it's inhabitants. Despite the doomsayers, the argument of self preservation is extremely premature. The movement for sustainability and living in harmony with nature is largely a sham, which preys on the naive and romantic. It is such a cruel waste of positive energy.
MTD – League of Legends is an ok game.
Shaziro – Everyone should go through the process of purchasing, registering, and firing a firearm of some manner at some point in their life, whether or not they keep it afterward.
Felissan – Mafia actually sounds fun.
Errantparabola – Accusing people of fascism, racism, and sexism, no matter how right one may be, is strongly counterproductive to actually solving the problems that lead to polarized belief systems. Speaking out in anger only leads to unresolved conflict.
Ether – Zoe Quinn was a gaslighting, abusive piece of shit. She shouldn't have been harassed, but it's still disgusting that the supposedly progressive anti-Gamergate movement spent so much time demonizing her ex.
randomidget – We aren’t all/They do stop coming.

[Shaziro]

DoNotTalkToUS got me correct but you didn't credit them with that in their thingy.

[Eggplantaorta]

you're right. i accidentally wrote mykonian twice. i just have him on the brain at all times is the problem

[mykonian]

How is it controversial if 30 percent of the answers end up with that? Points should be deducted!

Also hydrae are cheating obviously. How am I supposed to say anything different.

[Eggplantaorta]

that should have been your controversial opinion, myko.

Anyway, moving right along to

ROUND 11: KID ROUND

What is something weird you believed or did as a kid?

as always, PM me answers within 17hqaweuf823 days.

[mykonian]

that's not controversial, all normal people believe that!

[Ether]

Nobody else even got worked up enough to drop a curseword.

Tame-ass controversies.

[Shaziro]

Pff. Guns tho, Ether.

[DO NOT TALK TO US]

fuck pineapples

[Felissan]

Everybody who didn't get me thought I liked pineapples on pizza.
... Which is true, actually. Why is that even controversial?

[JDGA]

Because America.

[Cheery Dog]

My pineapple guesses were whoever wasn't more likely to submit something else I think, it went something like that as an order of something.

Although i think I almost gave ep his correct answer if I remember my thought processes correctly.

[KittyMo]

I am surprised/confused to have been mistaken for someone who thinks league of legends is ok twice although I'm sorry for not having a more creative answer

[neblive]

/in

[McMenno]

time to participate again

[Vi]

I got the answers I cared about right. The one I agree with most is Shaziro's.

Everybody who didn't get me thought I liked pineapples on pizza.
... Which is true, actually. Why is that even controversial?

Because some people have a hard time understanding that a wide variety of human beings who allegedly have taste buds enjoy mixing the zesty spice of tomato sauce with the residual watery juice of the fruit, the nourishing heat of the pizza pie with the cold of the pineapple, and the savory flavor of whatever various meatstuffs are on the pizza with frigging

citrus

. You may as well go all the way by dipping your pizza slice in a nearby cup of water/soda/Bailey's.

I am surprised/confused to have been mistaken for someone who thinks league of legends is ok twice although I'm sorry for not having a more creative answer

I keep remembering you having an unusual opinion on something or another, but I have no idea what it was.

[Cheery Dog]

Tomato sauce doesn't belong on pizzas (or anywhere)

send ketchup back to being the fish stuff it apparently once was!

[Vi]

Tomato sauce doesn't belong on pizzas (or anywhere)

send ketchup back to being the fish stuff it apparently once was!

I'll put it on fried potatoes but other than that I can get behind this. White pizzas are great.

[lalaladucks]

I am surprised/confused to have been mistaken for someone who thinks league of legends is ok twice although I'm sorry for not having a more creative answer

would've been ironic/humorous

[Eggplantaorta]

Egregiously late!
But hopefully expect it to be on time for the foreseeable future as a large part of my school obligations are over.

ROUND 11 - KID ROUND ANSWERS

McMenno

- Anything math-related is fun

Felissan

- I ate grass one time

N

- I said to a girl "You're beautiful" then I got tormented for more than one month for it.

Realeo

- Rappelled off of the sanctuary balcony during a church service

KittyMo

- If I ate underneath a tree, all my food would end up tasting like tree.

Vi

- That suicide is an option.

implosion

– That the reason higher floors were hotter was because they were closer to the sun and not because heat rose.

JDGA

- McBurgers are good eating, but especially if you put ketchup and mustard on them.

Cheery Dog

- Whenever anyone asked me how my day was, I would universally reply with "average."

Errantparabola

- That I would figure out what I wanted to be as a grown up.

neblive

- Held "Olympics" between my different kinds of toys.

3 days to guess, hopefully for real this time

[Eggplantaorta]

I've gotten 0 guesses so far.
I wonder if its because mykonian is away

[McMenno]

alright alright

[Errantparabola]

heyyyyyyyeyyy ya
heyyyyy ya