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The Bachelor Bots - All over - who won?

Post Post #0 (ISO) » Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:33 pm

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Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you bachelor Nick Viall! He’s on the search for love again with 18 viable partners! Also, because this is mafiascum, Nick is now pansexual and will screw anything and everything as long as it comes with a Fantasy Suite date. Should you choose to enter the fray, be sure to program your robot to compete for Nick’s love. Honestly, some of these characters on the show are really just lovebots, spewing out the same phrases and doing the same things just to get a few more moments than the 15 minutes of fame, so the theme applies!

The goal of this game, just like the television show The Bachelor, is to woo the bachelor and earn a rose during every round. If you are given a rose, you go onto the next round! If you fail to earn a rose, you will be eliminated and then go home to cry and eat four pints of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream with your fingers. Each contestant will also have a salacious secret which can be revealed to change their fate. Will you be the Corinne for revealing you have a Raquel? Will a pregnancy scare lose the rose, or will it make a contestant earn the rose?

Each round may consist of three different types of dates: 1-on-1 date, 2-on-1 date, group date. Each contestant will go on exactly one date per round. During the 1-on-1 date, if you prove to be desirable enough, you will earn a rose. If not, you will be eliminated. During the 2-on-1 date, there is only one rose and two contestants trying to earn it. On the group date, roses will be given to multiple contestants and one or two will be eliminated depending on how the 1-on-1 date goes. If you are the last one standing, you will earn the bachelor’s final rose and he will propose to you.

Because Nick is mostly a robot himself, he can be run with various programs to determine who will earn a rose, and subsequently, who will be eliminated. Also because Nick is not smart enough to create his own programs, each of you, as contestants, will make the programs. Each date will be controlled by a puppetmaster, who will run the program for that specific date. To become the puppetmaster, you need to have the highest stat that the date requires. The contestants invited to be on the date will be the ones who have the next highest stat that the date requires. (IE: In big brother bots terms - If you had the highest endurance for the two-on-two date, then you would nominate the next two highest with endurance and then run your program to decide which of them would be saved and the other is eliminated).

Players:
1. Preggobot
2. grumpy - grumpy's ex
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3. ForWhomTheJellyRolls - SwiftBot
4. Snakes - Meticulous Bot
5. Platinum Corinne
6. Drench - Kcin Kee
7. JerryArr - AverageBot
8. Save the Dragons - Notta Balloonwithafaceonit
9. Whitney who?
10. DLo
11. JerryArr - RatingsBot
12. Ryan Gosling
13. Beyoncebot
14. Aronis - Aurra Sing
15. pablito - Chris Harrison
16. Sassy pants Bot
17. Jasmine G
18. Token Exotic Beauty
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:34 pm

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To participate in this game, you will need to complete the following stats for your profile.
Name:
Picture URL: *optional
Job:
Hometown:
Catch phrase:
What secret does your robot have?


You must also split 400 points amongst the 5 different stats. You cannot make any of the stats 0, and all stats must have a different number. Each stat presents as a spectrum, the first one listed is the primary stat, the second one listed is the secondary stat. The higher the number, the more it will fulfill the first stat; the lower the number of points, the better the secondary (unsavory) stat in the spectrum. Sometimes it helps to be a bit flawed, so some dates will require the secondary stat instead of the primary stat.

Stats (400 total)
(Sexy←Pushy) Sexy Fantasy Suite vs Man Stealer
(Fit←Drunk) Athletic Nude Model vs “Im nt drunk, trrussss me ur drnk. WHO IS SHE?”
(Exotic←Baggage) Exotic Traveller vs Baggage Claim Rider
(Social←Awkward) Dolphin Lover (with adorable squealing) vs. Loner (with irritating laugh)
(Classy←Crassy) Classy Royalty vs. Trash Bag Couture


Rules:

Puppetmaster - For each type of date each round, there will be one player who earns the position of puppetmaster. The puppetmaster tries as hard as possible to get inside the bachelor’s ear (however you want to interpret that). Players often talk off the bachelor’s ear to try to get him to eliminate their rivals. As such, the person who is the puppetmaster for that specific date will then be able to run their program to determine who will earn a rose during that date, and as such who will be eliminated (if applicable). Earning puppetmaster will be based on which specific stat that the date requires. Typically the puppetmaster for 1-on-1 or 2-on-1 dates will not participate in that date. Can earn more than one puppetmaster each round.

Secret Revealing - Each contestant has a secret within their arsenal that can be used only once. However, secrets can go either way, they can either benefit a contestant or doom them. Secrets cannot be revealed if a contestant is on a 1-on-1 date. When a secret is revealed, the contestant will be bumped one spot. For example, in a 2-on-1 date, if the contestant was meant to be eliminated, a revealed secret will switch everything around and the contestant will then win the rose. However, if the contestant was meant to earn a rose, the revealed secret will switch it to where the contestant will be eliminated and not receive a rose. In group dates, if a contestant was the last one to earn a rose, they will then be eliminated; if they were to not earn a rose, they will be eliminated. If in the group date, the contestant was one of the first to earn a rose, this will not change the outcome. Multiple secrets can be used in a date.

The Corinne (Gossip Target) - Contestants love to gossip about each other because this is a reality show, and gossiping about each other is part of the contestant application. Each contestant is allowed to write a program to determine who will be the Corinne for the round. Being the Gossip target for the majority of contestants for the round will be a statistic that can be referenced in programs.
Programs - Programs must determine who receives a rose and cannot be formatted to specifically eliminate a bot by name. The program for the 1-on-1 date is special and is only applied to one player. As such, the program must qualify for at least 67% of the remaining players or otherwise a rose is automatically given to the contestant. (ie: formula that states “give a rose only to Beyoncebot” would not qualify as a valid program for the 1-on-1 date.

Programs must answer the below:
  • When/if to Reveal Secret to Bachelor
  • Gossip target of each round
  • Puppetmaster 1 on 1
  • Puppetmaster 2 on 1
  • Puppetmaster Group
Each round - 3 FORMATS
1-on-1 date (only until F9): Highest in stat is puppetmaster, next highest goes on the 1-on-1 date.
2-on-1 (only until F5): Highest in stat is puppetmaster, next two highest go on 2-on-1 date.
Group Date: Highest in stat is puppetmaster, all remaining contestants go on group date.

If tie for picking a 1-on-1 or 2-on-1 date, then the one who has waited longer for a date will be picked. Otherwise randomized.

Below is a list stating the stat to earn puppetmaster in each of the dates.
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Here are some sample program/submissions:

Spoiler:
NAME: Sassypants Bot
Sexy 35
Playful 50
Exotic 70
Social 100
Classy 145

[Secret]
Reveal secret during first time that I become the Gossip Target for an episode. Do not use otherwise.

[Gossip Target]
In round 1 target bot with highest Exotic and say “She’s not white, why isn’t she white, and her name is not Danielle or Madison, or Ashlyn. This is all wrong.”
In round 2 target bot with highest Sexy and say “PIT WHORE VIPAH.”
In future rounds target any bot that has eliminated Beyoncebot or if none apply, then start dancing to Formation and then target any bot that has won most roses in 1-on-1 and 2-on-1 dates. If there is a tie, choose randomly between tied bots.

[1-on-1]
If bot on date has lowest Sexy or Fit stat of all remaining bots, then give rose. If does not apply, then as long as bot has more than 69 points separating highest and lowest stat, then give rose.

[2-on-1]
If one of bots has given a rose to Sassypants Bot, activate BFF4EVER PROTOCOL. If not, activate NORMAL PROTOCOL.

NORMAL PROTOCOL: Give rose to the bot that Gossip Target the most. If there is a tie or neither was a gossip target, give rose to the bot who most recently won puppetmaster. If cannot resolve tie, randomize the rose ceremony.

BFF4EVER PROTOCOL: Give rose to bot who has won puppetmaster during a rose ceremony when Sassypants bot received a rose. If there is a tie, follow NORMAL PROTOCOL.


[Group]
Start with step 1, continue giving roses until final step is reached. If more roses should be given than steps listed, then randomize amongst remaining. Order of rose ceremony determined by steps listed below.
1. Give rose to Sassypantsbot.
2. Give rose to any bot who gave Sassypantsbot a rose during 1-on-1 or 2-on-1 date.
3. Give rose to highest Fit bot.
4. Give rose to any bot who has not been puppetmaster for any date.
5. Give rose to any bot who has revealed secret already.


Spoiler:
NAME: Preggobot
Sexy 230
Playful 63
Exotic 55
Social 31
Classy 21

[Secret]
Reveal secret when Preggobot reaches 4 months post-mcDonald’s bathroom pregnancy test that was bought from the dollar store. In game terms, this would be during Round 3.

[Gossip Target]
Will choose either the player who won the last 1-on-1 or 2-on-1 date. If it is the first round, choose at random. Between eligible players from above, choose the one who has earned first rose in a group date, if none, then second rose in a group date, if none, then third rose in a group date...etc until final rose in a group date. If there is still a tie, select whoever has highest stat that will become next “in his ear” for next 2-on-1 date.

[1-on-1]
Give rose if player has participated in fewer than two 2-on-1 dates. If not, NO ROSE FOR YOU.

[2-on-1]
Give rose to player who first meets the criterion, if no player meets criterion, go to next step:
1) Give rose to the bot that was the gossip target more frequently. If tied or neither were gossip target, see 2.
2) Give rose to the bot that survived most 2 on 1 dates. If tied or neither have been on a 2-on-1 date, see 3.
3) Give rose to the bot that has the highest Sexy stat.
4) Give rose to the bot that has the highest Fit stat.
5) Give rose to the bot that has the highest Classy stat.

[Group]
Any bot who earns more than 99 V-Points, that bot earns a rose, give remaining roses in randomized order
1) If a bot has been Gossip target, that bot receives 100 V-Points
2) If a bot has received a rose after revealing a secret, give 58 V-Points
3) If a bot has a lower Sexy Stat than Preggobot, that bot receives 20 V-Points
4) If a bot has won Puppetmaster and did not give a rose to Sassypantsbot, that bot receives 72 V-points
5) If a bot has higher Classy Stat than Sassypantsbot, that bot receives 36 V-Points
6) If a bot has impregnated Preggobot, that bot loses 9999 V-Points


Spoiler:
Beyoncebot
Sexy 160
Playful 5
Exotic 180
Social 15
Classy 40

[Secret]
Beyonce has no secrets.

[Gossip Target]
Start with step 1, if the criterion does not meet, see the step directly below it:
1. Place all remaining players in the selection pool. Remove players as based on the below steps until only 1 remains.
2. Remove Sassypantsbot from selection pool.
3. Remove Drunkbot if Drunkbot has earned puppetmaster.
4. Remove BotBot from selection pool only if BotBot gave a rose to Beyoncebot.
5. Remove any bot who received second to last rose in a group date.
4. Remove any bot for whom all three stats are of Classy, Fit and Exotic are individually between 43-53.
5. Randomize from remaining.

[1-on-1]
Give rose if bot has lower Sexy, Classy, and Social stats than Beyoncebot.

[2-on-1]

Start with step 1, if the criterion does not meet or if values are tied, continue to the step directly below it (unless otherwise noted):
1. Give rose to Solangebot. Give shade to Michelle Williamsbot.
2. If only ONE of the following bots of Kanyebot, Drunkbot, or Kardashbot is at the date, then give rose to Kanyebot, Drunkbot, or Kardashbot.
4. Give rose to any bot who has given a rose to either Beyoncebot or Solangebot.
5. If it is round 1, give rose to the bot with the highest Exotic value. If tied, randomize between the tied values.
6. If it is round 4, give rose to the bot with the highest Fit value. If tied, give rose to highest Classy value.
7. Give rose to bot that has been puppetmaster fewest number of times.
8. Randomize rose.

[Group]
Randomize roses, because Beyoncebot loves you all.
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:39 pm

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To in, please PM me. You can also /in here if you really want. Communication prior to game start is allowed. Just be aware that anyone who knows your robot's real name can then add it into their programs.
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Sat Jan 28, 2017 10:11 pm

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In post 1, pablito wrote:(Social←Awkward) Dolphin Lover (with adorable squealing) vs. Loner (with irritating laugh)
Let's be real, there isn't a contestant without an irritating laugh
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12

"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy

"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety

"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:05 pm

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Omfg 2 on 1 dates amirite?

Adding the three sample bots to the mix now to make it easier to get to the magic number.

Players are free to submit a second bot as well.
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:30 pm

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Is this still happening?
"A hidden truth supports everything. Find it, and win." - Ramayana
"Nothing is true, everything is permitted."

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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Thu Feb 16, 2017 3:14 am

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Still need 5 more bots to run it.
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:44 am

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Uhhh...going to run this Saturday night now, so please get in those bots (even as rudimentary as the formulas may be) in the next day.
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:03 am

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/Innnnnn will submit form when I get home
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:52 am

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Deadline about 10pm EST. Then I'll tabulate the first round sometime tonight and write the episode.
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:36 pm

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Welcome to the Bachelor!

Typically the show is about several ladies trying to find ways to feel okay with being a Sister Wife of some sort, by sharing a future husband. Because sharing saliva with a man who is also sharing saliva with 17 other ladies sounds like the best vacation
ever
. Well, this isn't the typical The Bachelor. Instead, we have a wooden, sad-sack, lovable loser Nick Viall going at his fourth time for love. Nick has returned for one last season to find his true love by completing his dance card (also to play VD bingo!). Will one of these bachelor bots be Nick's true love? (spoiler alert: no, he's incapable of hearing anyone tell him that they love him.)

The 18 contestants are waiting in their limos, ready to provide their first impression to Nick. Let's meet the first 9 now.


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First up, is Beyoncebot. Beyoncebot is currently in the "global icon" industry as a small-business entrepreneur and she hails from "Why you even asking, boo, everyone knows where I'm from...heaven." She enjoys being a r.obbed g.oddess and hanging out with her BFF Adele. She's hoping that she can make a great first impression with Nick by asking the ever-important question "Why do female robots need breasts?" Now if she can't get Nick's attention there, I'm not sure what else she can do.

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Next up is Swiftbot. Swiftbot is also currently in the "global icon" industry as a music catalog protester. She's originally from NYC and wonders every day why "Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate." She enjoys hanging out with her BFF Kanye and building upon her squad. She's hoping to make an impression by showing Nick all of her awards that she rightfully won, and no one will ever contest, because it's so clear that she's the most iconic artist ever in the world, and therefore she's allowed to prevent her music from being sold based on her ethics codes. Nick really cares about these things; she's fairly certain he would take up the fight with her.

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Next up is Averagebot. Averagebot felt that having the most normal robot costume would make the best first impression. Averagebot comes from Normal, Illinois and would love for everyone to show Nick the way to Normal. Averagebot is definitely Next to Normal. Averagebot is clearly what Nick is looking for. Being an accountant helps Averagebot too, since pretty much everyone in this forum is an accountant. Sexy.

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Whitney? I think her name is Whitney? She's a contestant too or something.

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Hey babe. Ryan here. Finding yourself on television and trying to understand what love has in store for you, that's honourable. You gotta find yourself, and I'm here to support you. So Nick, you're my boo, I want you to know that, and I think we'd be a great match. I hope we can go on a date where we feed each other cereal.

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Meticulous Bot has no feelings. Maybe has feelings. Cannot wrinkle facial lines, but will use pearl cream for youthful skin and television executive mesmerizing. Meticulous Bot will ensure you will not leave your keys at home. But first, other contestants.

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Next out of the limo is DLo. She's a small business owner who's in love with Howie Dorough from the Backstreet Boys. She's hoping that Nick can grow a kick-ass goatee like that. DLo's a good dancer. She got booty.

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Penultimately, Notta rises out of the limo. Notta Balloonwithafaceonit is elated to be here. Notta comes from the Mile High City and serves the public as a pilot. There are whispers from the other contestants though that Notta is full of hot air and thinks too highly of themself. Only time will tell what Nick thinks of Notta though!

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And finally is grumpy's ex. grumpy's ex is a career destroyer bent on destroying everything that grumpy ever touches. She hails from medevac island and clearly is not wife-material. She's so superficial that she made Dawn take out her teeth. grumpy's ex is still better than Lisa Welchel and her cat, but still, that's not by much, because grumpy hates them all, and if he hates them all, then that must mean that Nick would like them, because Nick is trash, and grumpy is the best, so if grumpy's ex wants Nick, then dammit, they deserve each other and they both don't deserve to exist, right. FMK huh.

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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:56 pm

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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Sun Feb 19, 2017 7:52 am

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And out of the rest of the limos come the rest of the forgettable contestants.

jk.

The next contestant is very not forgettable.

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In the first twist of the night, the next contestant is the host of The Bachelor himself Chris Harrison! Obvs Chris stares at the bachelors every single season, and is their BFF while they talk about manly man feelings, so this should not be a surprise.

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The next contestant to come out of the limo is the Token Exotic Beauty. Coming from Tonga and also your wet dreams, Token Exotic Beauty is here in the contestant mostly so that the Mish Mash community will actually look at this mish mash game, because so few people actually entered. Look at the hot guy. Stay for the fun.

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Also coming out of the limo, Preggobot. Maybe she got pregnant at the sight of Token Exotic Beauty, or maybe she got pregnant because of her genes. Either way, she's after Nick's heart and his sperm.

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Next on scene is Aurra Sing, a Bounty Hunter from Nar Shaddaa. Does she have her target set on hunting Nick's heart? "I will drink your fear and spill your blood and my hate will scar the galaxy!"

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Jasmine G, professional bachelor contestant, is a huge choking fetishist, and can't wait to choke Nick, but not in a violent way, because she's so falling for Nick and can see a future with him. But y'know, hasn't a girl ever choked you in a sexual way Nick? Because that's what I want to do with you. *awkward evil cackle*

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Ratingsbot, just wants to please you, the audience, and she has been designed to ensure that you love this show. She also moonlights as a holo-television writer for Westworld. She'll do anything for the ratings!

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Next out of their limo is Sassypantsbot. Because here a lot of people like wearing their sassypants.

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Our next contestant is the prolific Platinum Corinne. Guaranteed to jump on top of Nick at any given moment, Corinne is here to win a man so that her nanny Raquel can have a break and Nick can be her man-servant. Corinne knows how to win a man, she's got a heart of gold, but she's platinum where it counts.

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And our final contestant is Kcin Kee, a mactor/bartender/instagram model who's a WeHo resident. He love puckering up, and is really into sexy, good lookin' guys, and hey Nick ain't a bad looker himself. Kcin Kee jumps out of the limo and thinks to himself "I'd do him, he's a sexy m-fer".

So those are the 18 contestants vying for Nick's love (and his crotch).

Stay tuned for the first eliminations!
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:24 am

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My favorite part so far is when Whitney
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:46 am

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For clarification these were the order of operations:

Date cards given out (who goes on which date)
Gossip Target decided
Secrets chosen to be revealed at date or not
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Sun Feb 19, 2017 9:51 am

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So who made the best first impressions with Nick?

1-on-1 Date goes to...
Spoiler:
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Ryan Gosling!

"Dear Ryan,
Will you wrestle my heart away from the rest?

-Nick xoxo"

Ryan and Nick will go on fit date where they can sportsball together and make their sweaty bodies create pheromones and such. Ratingsbot will be the puppetmaster.


2-on-1 Date goes to...
Spoiler:
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Notta Balloonwithafaceonit and Sassypantsbot! Only one will survive the deathcage match on a social date.

"Dear Notta and Sassypants
*dolphin squeal*!
-Nick xoxo"

They will go to the aquarium where they will all discuss their love of dolphins! Platinum Corinne will be the puppetmaster.


Group Date goes to...
Spoiler:
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Everyone else.

"Dear losers whose faces I don't remember,
Let's get fat together!
-Nick xoxo"

The date will be a sumo wrestling date where they can all push each other around for individual attention with Nick. Platinum Corinne will be the puppetmaster.


Before the dates start, everyone looks around and starts chatting with each other. Clearly one girl is looking for attention and everyone starts gossiping about her. Platinum Corinne tells everyone, "Hey, ya'll, if you got a problem with me, then come to me. I saw how you looked at me wrong Corinne. I know you're onto me Corinne. Oh, lol, that's me, yeah I got a problem with me, and yes, I deserve all this attention, look at me! I'm topless!"

Platinum Corinne is the Gossip Target this round.

At the 1-on-1 date, Nick asks Ryan if he's got what it takes to look good in a wrestling singlet. Ryan just gives a wink, and I think Nick knows he wants to give the rose before they even say anything.

Spoiler:
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Does Ryan get the 1-on-1 rose, or will he be sent home?

Spoiler:
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Ryan gets a rose! This means that two people will be sent home at the group date.
(Ratingsbot's formula did not pass the test and therefore was auto-win)


At the 2-on-1 date, Notta and Sassypants both go to the aquarium to talk to dolphins. Only the most social people talk about dolphins. If you don't like dolphins, then you're an awkward loner. My favorite animal is a dolphin. During 2-on-1 dates, only one contestant will get a rose and move on, the other one will be eliminated immediately.

Spoiler:
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Here they are looking at dolphins in their natural environment. At the date, no one revealed a secret. I'm surprised, because I swear one of them was going to reveal that they're secretly a shark. However, Notta had some harsh words for Sassypants, "I'll see you in hel! ...ium." Sassy's sassy reply was "PIT WHORE VIPAH.”


Who gets the rose?

Spoiler:
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*dolphin squeals*

Sorry, Sassypantsbot, you must go home now.
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At the group date, everyone gets into sumo wrestling outfits and try to push each other out of the way to get some alone time with Nick.

Spoiler:
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Everyone gets into it hard, but only one will win Nick's heart, and his flower, or rose.


Who will get the roses?

Spoiler:
But first...someone revealed a secret! Chris Harrison gathers everyone around and asks them to listen to Nick. "Hey, Nick, I have a secret that I think we should reveal. Nick and I met together before at a wedding and had a one-night stand. In, fact, I, the host of The Bachelor, have slept with all of the bachelors." Nick said, "Thanks for your honesty, Chris, but I think everyone knows that you've secretly wanted all of us, so yeah, no surprise there."


Anyway, onto the rose ceremony.

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My first rose is for Meticulous Bot! Will you accept this rose?
Yes.

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My next rose is for Chris Harrison! (would have earned first rose if he had not revealed secret) Will you accept this rose?
I'll have your rose anyday.

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The next rose is for Swiftbot! Will you accept this rose?
*Smiles*

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Another for Averagebot! Will you accept this rose?
Yes.

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Aurra Sing, will you accept this rose?
For bounty hunters, yes.

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Kcin Kee, sexyboi, will you accept this rose?
"Loud Moan."

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Platinum Corinne, will you accept this rose?
Umm, yeah, what do you think.

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Beyoncebot, will you accept this rose?
Yea boy.

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DLO, will you accept this rose?
I love you Nick...

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grumpy's ex, Will you accept this rose?
I Will.

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Preggobot, Will you accept this rose?
Of course.

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Whitney, who are you?
*shrugs*

There are three contestants left and only one rose. Will Jasmine G, Ratingsbot, or Token Exotic Beauty get Nick's final rose?


And the final rose goes to...

Spoiler:
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Ratingsbot, will you accept this rose?
Yes.

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This means that Jasmine G, you will not get a chance to choke Nick. And Token Exotic Beauty, you will still have a parade of followers on your instagram account. Please say your goodbyes to Nick.
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15 contestants remain!

Eliminated bot programs:

Sassypantsbot
Spoiler:
NAME: Sassypants Bot
Sexy 35
Playful 50
Exotic 70
Social 100
Classy 145

[Secret]
Reveal secret during first time that I become the Gossip Target for an episode. Do not use otherwise.

[Gossip Target]
In round 1 target bot with highest Exotic and say “She’s not white, why isn’t she white, and her name is not Danielle or Madison, or Ashlyn. This is all wrong.”
In round 2 target bot with highest Sexy and say “PIT WHORE VIPAH.”
In future rounds target any bot that has eliminated Beyoncebot or if none apply, then start dancing to Formation and then target any bot that has won most roses in 1-on-1 and 2-on-1 dates. If there is a tie, choose randomly between tied bots.

[1-on-1]
If bot on date has lowest Sexy or Fit stat of all remaining bots, then give rose. If does not apply, then as long as bot has more than 69 points separating highest and lowest stat, then give rose.

[2-on-1]
If one of bots has given a rose to Sassypants Bot, activate BFF4EVER PROTOCOL. If not, activate NORMAL PROTOCOL.

NORMAL PROTOCOL: Give rose to the bot that Gossip Target the most. If there is a tie or neither was a gossip target, give rose to the bot who most recently won puppetmaster. If cannot resolve tie, randomize the rose ceremony.

BFF4EVER PROTOCOL: Give rose to bot who has won puppetmaster during a rose ceremony when Sassypants bot received a rose. If there is a tie, follow NORMAL PROTOCOL.


[Group]
Start with step 1, continue giving roses until final step is reached. If more roses should be given than steps listed, then randomize amongst remaining. Order of rose ceremony determined by steps listed below.
1. Give rose to Sassypantsbot.
2. Give rose to any bot who gave Sassypantsbot a rose during 1-on-1 or 2-on-1 date.
3. Give rose to highest Fit bot.
4. Give rose to any bot who has not been puppetmaster for any date.
5. Give rose to any bot who has revealed secret already.


Jasmine G
Spoiler:
Jasmine G

Sexy 12
Fit 111
Exotic 194
Social 77
Classy 6

[Secret]
I just wanna choke Nick! But not like in a violent way, more like a sexual way, because I know he wants to. I just wanna throw him down you know? You think he wants to do it now? Like have any girls ever done that to him before? I can show him right now. Reveal secret when Jasmine has been on second group date.

[Gossip Target]
Target whoever won last one-on-one date.

[1-on-1]
Give a rose to anyone with a lower Fit rating than Jasmine.

[2-on-1]
Give rose to highest exotic stat.

[Group]
Give roses to everyone not named Jasmine G. If tie, give roses to highest sexy ratings.


Token Exotic Beauty
Spoiler:
Token

Sexy 134
Fit 48
Exotic 188
Social 27
Classy 3

[Secret]
Reveal during round 3.

[Gossip Target]
Target whoever was gossip target last round.

[1-on-1]
Give a rose to everyone.

[2-on-1]
Give rose to whoever has already survived a 1-on-1 or 2-on-1 date. If neither has been on either, then give rose to the player who has been puppetmaster earliest in this game. If no puppetmaster yet, then give rose to player with highest classy rating.

[Group]
Give roses to highest classy ratings.
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:06 am

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wow I was too lazy to do this
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Tue Feb 21, 2017 4:06 am

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I must be underestimating Bachelor all time long.

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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:51 am

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Lol, The Bachelor should be entered next year for Emmy for Best Reality Show Casting.

1-on-1 Date goes to...
Spoiler:
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Meticulous Bot!

"Meticulous Bot,
I hope you like eating Grizzlebee's.

-Nick xoxo"

Meticulous Bot and Nick will go on classy date at product placement Grizzlebee's restaurant. Chris Harrison will be the puppetmaster.


2-on-1 Date goes to...
Spoiler:
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Beyoncebot and Platinum Corinne! Only one will survive the deathcage match on an exotic date.

"Dear 'Yonce and CoRiRi
I hope you like exotic food! I'm gonna take you to Hungry Jack's - premium Australian cuisine.
-Nick xoxo"

They will go to Hungry Jack's because product placement! grumpy's ex will be the puppetmaster.


Group Date goes to...
Spoiler:
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Everyone else.

"Dear drunk girl (I forgot your name, but you have wine in your hand),
Let's drink and dance at Product Placement Place!
-Nick xoxo"

The date will be a drunk dancing date where they can all order shots and be a "woo girl" and then go home with whichever camera man smells the least sleazy. Beyoncebot will be the puppetmaster.


Before the dates start, everyone chooses to talk about Corinne and how they don't like her. One of the girls was the loudest on the topic. She kept talking about how Corinne was too pushy, and didn't respect Nick, and only wanted to be on television to be famous. Well obviously, Corinne is the Gossip Target. And in a twist reveal, it's actually Corinne that was the loudmouth badmouthing Platinum Corinne.

Platinum Corinne is the Gossip Target this round.

At the 1-on-1 date, Nick asks Meticulous Bot if there's anything not racist he can say during this date, because, you know, Nick wants to get the racist part out of the way, if it's something we have to address at some point down the line. Just easier to be racist now instead of later.

Spoiler:
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Does Meticulous Bot get the 1-on-1 rose, or will she be sent home?

Spoiler:
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Meticulous Bot gets a rose! This means that two people will be sent home at the group date.


At the 2-on-1 date, Beyoncebot and Platinum Corinne have a romantic beach date with Nick sponsored by Hungry Jack's. Nick enjoys Hungry Jack's, hope of the Whopper. Only a thick, juicy whopper with mayonnaise could satisfy Nick. Platinum Corinne loves taking a bite out of big meat patties and washing it down with a refreshing non-product placement cola. No other will do, because "The Burgers are Better at Hungry Jack's". During 2-on-1 dates, only one contestant will get a rose and move on, the other one will be left empty-handed except to eat as much Hungry Jack's as she would like.

Spoiler:
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HUNGRY JACK'S. BEYONCEBOT LOVES HUNGRY JACK'S. Nick has pretty much decided to whom he wants to give. However, Platinum Corinne asks to take Nick aside and tells him, "I've got a secret actually, Nick. I come from a disadvantaged family. I've actually never had fast food before. This is my first time eating Hungry Jack's. My nanny won't let me eat any food that isn't cheesy pasta, and I don't think it's fair that I haven't learned how to sexily eat a burger yet just because of my past. I want you to give me a second chance, because my nanny wants you to do that. Also all the girls hate me, so wah wah, keep me for the drama." Corinne then mounts Nick and stuffs a burger in his mouth.


Who gets the rose?

Spoiler:
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Originally, Platinum Corinne would've gone, but revealing the secret flipped the script.
Sorry, Beyoncebot, you must go home now.
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At the group date, everyone gets drunk and keeps taking shots and more shots and more shots. This is nothing different.

Spoiler:
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SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! WOOOOOOOOOO! YOU MY GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL.


Who will get the roses?

Spoiler:
But first...someone revealed a secret!

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grumpy's ex announces to Nick, "Nick, I'm sorry, but I just need to make sure you know that I have no idea in the world why my ex is an attempted murderer. Just thought it was important for you to know." Everyone has their mouths agape.

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Then Notta comes in, not wanting to be outdone by grumpy's ex, "Nick, I too have a secret. I'm just a balloon with a face on it." Everyone has their mouths agape.

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Averagebot wants to join the party and says, "Nick, I took have a secret. I own three thousand pro wrestling action figures." Everyone has their mouths agape.

Nick doesn't seem fazed. In fact, he seems to be hornier than usual. "Time for more shots!"


Anyway, onto the rose ceremony.

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My first rose is for Ratings Bot! Will you accept this rose?
Yes.

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Preggobot, Will you accept this rose?
Yes'm.

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Mr. Sexiest Man in the World, Ryan Gosling! Will you accept this rose?
*Smiles*

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Notta, your secret is safe with me. Will you accept this rose?
Yes. (Was originally 3rd)

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Swiftbot, will you accept this rose?
You got me, bae.

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DLo, will you accept this rose?
I love you Nick...

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Whitney, will you

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grumpy's ex, will you accept this rose?
Please don't kill me. (Was originally 7th)

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Kcin Kee, sexyboi, will you accept this rose?
Hotness.

There are three contestants left and only one rose. Will Aurra Sing, Averagebot, or Chris Harrison get Nick's final rose?


And the final rose goes to...

Spoiler:
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Averagebot, will you accept this rose?
Yes. (Originally was 2nd to last rose.)

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This means that Aurra Sing, you will no longer get to chase Nick's Bounty. And Chris Harrison, you will only be a host, you will no longer be in the running for America's Next Top Host. Please say your goodbyes to Nick.


12 contestants remain!

Eliminated bot programs:

Beyoncebot
Spoiler:
Beyoncebot
Sexy 160
Playful 5
Exotic 180
Social 15
Classy 40

[Secret]
Beyonce has no secrets.

[Gossip Target]
Start with step 1, if the criterion does not meet, see the step directly below it:
1. Place all remaining players in the selection pool. Remove players as based on the below steps until only 1 remains.
2. Remove Sassypantsbot from selection pool.
3. Remove Drunkbot if Drunkbot has earned puppetmaster.
4. Remove BotBot from selection pool only if BotBot gave a rose to Beyoncebot.
5. Remove any bot who received second to last rose in a group date.
4. Remove any bot for whom all three stats are of Classy, Fit and Exotic are individually between 43-53.
5. Randomize from remaining.

[1-on-1]
Give rose if bot has lower Sexy, Classy, and Social stats than Beyoncebot.

[2-on-1]

Start with step 1, if the criterion does not meet or if values are tied, continue to the step directly below it (unless otherwise noted):
1. Give rose to Solangebot. Give shade to Michelle Williamsbot.
2. If only ONE of the following bots of Kanyebot, Drunkbot, or Kardashbot is at the date, then give rose to Kanyebot, Drunkbot, or Kardashbot.
4. Give rose to any bot who has given a rose to either Beyoncebot or Solangebot.
5. If it is round 1, give rose to the bot with the highest Exotic value. If tied, randomize between the tied values.
6. If it is round 4, give rose to the bot with the highest Fit value. If tied, give rose to highest Classy value.
7. Give rose to bot that has been puppetmaster fewest number of times.
8. Randomize rose.

[Group]
Randomize roses, because Beyoncebot loves you all.


Aurra Sing
Spoiler:
Aurra Sing
Job: Bounty Hunter
Homeplanet: Nar Shaddaa
Catch phrase: "I will drink your fear and spill your blood and my hate will scar the galaxy!"
What secret does your robot have? Her secret is that she used to be a Jedi.
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Stats (400 total)
(Sexy←Pushy) 88
(Fit←Drunk) 132
(Exotic←Baggage) 62
(Social←Awkward) 52
(Classy←Crassy) 66

Formulas randomized.


Chris Harrison
Spoiler:
Name: Chris Harrison
Picture URL: *optional
Job: The Bachelor Host
Hometown: The Mansion where everyone’s staying
Catch phrase: “I don’t know about you, but I’m going to go drink mimosas while lounging in my robe”
What secret does your robot have?: Has slept with all the Bachelors before

Sexy: 62
Fit: 127
Exotic: 11
Social: 16
Classy: 184

[Secret]
Reveal secret during first round in which Chris isn’t on solo date.

[Corrine]
Every round, make Corrine the gossip target until she is eliminated. Give speech about how other girls are talking about Corrine while simultaneously encouraging Nick to keep in all the crazies.
Otherwise, pick contestant with lowest social statistic, including Chris. If targetting Chris, then state “Why ya’ll ratchet bitches gotta be trifling.”

[Solo]
Give a rose! Chris Harrison loves roses!

[2-on-1]
In rounds 1-3, if there is only 1 player who has revealed a secret, give that person the rose. If not, give rose to the player who has lowest Fit rating and say “Gotta love dem drunk bitches.” In further rounds, give rose to the one who has been the gossip target the most. If there is no resolution, then give rose to the one with lowest Sexy rating.

[Group]
Don’t give Chris a rose because he’s not going to fall for this marriage fallacy. He needs his robe and mimosas. Give a rose first to girl with lowest classy stat, because he likes the dramz. Yeah, then give a rose to maybe the lowest exotic, because baggage is fun. And then yeah, next lowest classy, then next lowest exotic until all roses are given out.
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Guesses on the next three out? Guesses on winner?

Next episode should be out maybe by Tuesday at latest.
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:44 pm

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Cash me outside, how bah dah?

1-on-1 Date goes to...

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Notta!

"Notta,
Let's go to Chuck E. Cheese's together and pick out a kid to forcibly adopt.

-Nick xoxo"

Notta and Nick will go on a social date at Chuck E. Cheese's restaurant. Nick had a very good report card and earned five tokens. Platinum Corinne will be the puppetmaster.


2-on-1 Date goes to...
Spoiler:
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DLo and Swiftbot! Only one will survive the deathcage match on a sexy date.

"Dear DLo and Swiftbot,
Let's go make a sexy music video, complete with melted candle wax and baby oil.

-Nick xoxo"

They going to the streets for a dance-off! preggobot will be the puppetmaster.


Group Date goes to...
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Everyone else.

"Dear formerly adopted girl whose boyfriend committed suicide after her pet cow was diagnosed with a terminal illness,
I can't wait to hear your stories.

-Nick xoxo"

The date will be a baggage revealing date where they can all share about their sob stories. Meticulousbot will be the puppetmaster.


Before the dates start, everyone realizes that Corinne can be nothing but the Gossip Target.

Platinum Corinne is the Gossip Target this round.

At the 1-on-1 date at Chuck E. Cheese, Nick asks Notta how many kids she wants. Notta says nothing. Nick says, "Yeah, I agree, there's nothing better than having a full family. I want you to birth out at least eight, that sounds great right," as he caresses the balloon. Notta squeaks in reply. Nick replies, "That turns me on that you want to have at least ten. Let's get that Asian kid at skeeball, I think he'd be a good one to start off with, tiny hands are good for cleaning bathrooms."

Spoiler:
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Does Notta get the 1-on-1 rose, or will she be sent home?
Spoiler:
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Notta gets a rose! This means that two people will be sent home at the group date.


At the 2-on-1 date, DLo and Swiftbot have a sexy dance-off date with Nick. During 2-on-1 dates, only one contestant will get a rose and move on, the other one will be left alone on the dance floor.
Spoiler:
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Swiftbot twerks for the rose. But you know how it goes. White girls and twerking. No, that's not racist, but Nick is not a racist. He's proven that time and time again. And he can prove it by choosing a minority in the end. Guess who's not white? DLo doesn't want to be made a fool on this date, so she sensually gives Nick a lapdance and whispers in his ear, "Nick, I think I love you, and my secret is that I've never told that to anyone else before..."


Who gets the rose?
Spoiler:
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Originally, DLo would've gotten the rose, but revealing the secret flipped the script. Because Nick can't handle any girls telling him that she loves him.
I wonder why...

Sorry, DLo, you must go home now.
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At the group date, everyone gets drunk and shares their sob story, which inevitably got them casted on The Bachelor, because normal, pretty girls don't get casted on reality shows.
Spoiler:
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"When I was younger, my best friend gave me a blood transfusion for my childhood polio, but then he died when his doctor forgot to take out the needle..."
"I once had a pet tiger who ate my mother's left nostril, so my mom couldn't smell anything. So when I gave her flowers for mother's day, she shunned me and I've never forgiven her since..."
"I once ate a spoiled egg and it's ruined my life forever."
"My worst nightmare came true when I found out that Barney the Dinosaur was my biological father."


Who will get the roses?
Spoiler:
But first...someone revealed a secret!
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Preggobot announces to Nick, "I'm pregnant and it's not your baby." Everyone has their mouths wide open, what a huge secret! I never thought someone could hide a pregnancy so well like that.

Nick doesn't seem fazed. In fact, he seems to be hornier than usual.


Anyway, onto the rose ceremony.
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My first rose is for MeticulousBot! Will you accept this rose?
Yes, but first...

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Platinum Corinne, Will you accept this rose?
Yes, boo.

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Preggobot! Will you accept this rose?
No, but my fetus will.

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grumpy's ex will you accept this rose?
Please don't kill me.

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averagebot, will you accept this rose?
Yes.

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Kcin Kee, sexyboi, will you accept this rose?
Hotness.

There are three contestants left and only one rose. Will Ratingsbot, Ryan Gosling, or Whitney Who? get Nick's final rose?

And the final rose goes to...
Spoiler:
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Whitney, will you

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This means that Ratingsbot, the ratings are down and out, as are you. And Ryan Gosling, you ate too much cereal, so bye. Please say your goodbyes to Nick.


9 contestants remain!

Eliminated bot programs:
DLo
Spoiler:
DLo

Sexy 110
Fit 120
Exotic 115
Social 24
Classy 31

[Secret]
Secretly in love with Nick. Cannot wait to tell him. Tell Nick Secret during first 1-on-1 or 2-on-1 date.

[Gossip Target]
Um, Corinne has no good moves. So I don’t know why she thinks she can get away with getting solo time with him, when she’s not even paying attention to the counts in the choreography.

[1-on-1]
Give a rose to anyone but DLo, Whitney, Jasmine G, during 1-on-1 date.

[2-on-1]
Give rose to highest exotic stat.

[Group]
Give rose to anyone not named DLo.
Then maybe you can give a rose to anyone who doesn’t invoke choking during a date.
If there’s still a lot of roses left, then just give them to the highest fit ratings.



Ratingsbot
Spoiler:
Ratingsbot~!
Job: Holo-television writer
Hometown: CyberHollywood, Robot California
Catch phrase: I smell RATINGS~!
What secret does your robot have? He was behind New Coke.
Sexy 18
Fit 337
Exotic 20
Social 15
Classy 10

For the purposes of this bot, if it is the first round, no roses were given last round, nor were there any secrets revealed, or Gossip Targets made.

[Secret]
Ratingsbot~!'s secret is that he's actually the one behind NEW COKE~! Reveal this at the end of any Group Date when no other bot has revealed their secret.

[Gossip Target]
Select the lowest-numbered option that is true, then randomize who is the Gossip Target from all bots fitting the description in that option.
1. At least one bot revealed their secret last round AND that bot has yet to be the Gossip Target. Juicy = Ratings~!
2. Last 1-on-1 date resulted in the bot getting a rose. Oooh, how will they run with the attention?
3. EXACTLY one bot revealed their secret during the last Group Date. Way to stand out, grrrrrl!

If no bot has been picked to be the Gossip Target yet, randomly select a bot that has the fewest combined Gossip Targets, 1-on-1 Dates, and 2-on-1 Dates.

[1-on-1]
Give a rose if,
1. During the last round, a rose was NOT given during the 1-on-1 date, or
2. The bot revealed their secret last round, or
3. The bot is Ratingsbot~!.
Otherwise do not give a rose. SWERVE~!

[2-on-1]
Select the lowest-numbered option that is true. Give the rose to the bot that does NOT fit the description.
1. EXACTLY one bot is NOT Ratingsbot~!. Ratingsbot~! = RATINGS~!
2. One bot was Gossip Target MORE than the other. Geez, give another bot some air time!
3. EXACTLY one bot was Puppetmaster. No one likes a puppetmaster!
4. EXACTLY one bot has NOT given Ratingsbot~! a rose. It pays to suck up!

If no bot has been picked to receive a rose yet, select a bot with fewer letters in its name to receive the rose, because the viewers can't pronounce long names!

[Group]
Perform all instructions in order if possible.
1. Mark Ratingsbot~! as SAFE.
2. Mark all bots yet to reveal their secret as SAFE, determining their order randomly and placing them behind Ratingsbot~!. Oooh, how mysterious~!
3. Use the 1-on-1 puppetmaster's Group criteria to determine the rest of the non-SAFE bots' initial order. If this leads to recursion or looping or whatever, just randomize the order.
4. Place the last place bot in the first position on the non-SAFE list, bumping the rest of the bots down. UNEXPECTED TWISTS = RATINGS~!
5. Give a rose to all SAFE bots in order as perscribed by steps 1 and 2, then to non-SAFE bots in order as perscribed by steps 3 and 4.


Ryan Gosling
Spoiler:
Ryan Gosling

Sexy 86
Fit 175
Exotic 33
Social 89
Classy 17

[Secret]
Reveal at climax of movie. Round 5.

[Gossip Target]
Target any player who has gossiped at Ryan or Chris Harrison, gotta protect my boy.

[1-on-1]
Give a rose to anyone who has not been puppetmaster yet.

[2-on-1]
If one player has not yet been puppetmaster, give rose to that player. If both have been, then give to player who gave earliest rose to Ryan. If neither have been puppetmaster, give to player with highest fit rating.

[Group]
Give rose to highest Exotic ratings.
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:01 pm

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So now that there are only 9 remaining, one-on-one dates are no longer happening. If you want to get Nick's attention, you gotta go big or go home, like Kailah Casillas. Only two contestants will leave tonight.

2-on-1 Date goes to...
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Notta and Swiftbot! Only one will survive the deathcage match on a classy date.

"Dear Notta and Swiftbot,
Meet me at the classiest restaurant in town, Tchotchkes.

-Nick xoxo"

They going to see all the pieces of flair! Meticulous Bot will be the puppetmaster.


Group Date goes to...
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Everyone else.

"Dear awkward loner,
Stop being awkward.

-Nick xoxo"

The date will be an awkward date where they all just stare at each other. Meticulousbot will be the puppetmaster.


Before the dates start, everyone realizes that Corinne can be nothing but the Gossip Target.

Platinum Corinne is the Gossip Target this round.

At the 2-on-1 date, Notta and Swiftbot have a classy date at Tchotchkes. During 2-on-1 dates, only one contestant will get a rose and move on, the other one won't have enough flair.

Spoiler:
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Notta orders the spagbol. Swiftbot orders the classier dish, the mozzarella stick appetizer. Nick is more impressed with how Swiftbot was able to classily eat mozzarella sticks in a single bite. Because only classy girls can eat a mozzarella stick without smudging her lipstick. Notta just makes a mess.


Who gets the rose?

Spoiler:
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Sadly, Notta is gone. Swiftbot got her rose, because haters gonna hate.
Sorry, Notta, please say your goodbyes.
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At the group date, everyone gets awkward and just stares at each other, which just happens.

Spoiler:
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*silence*


Who will get the roses?

Spoiler:
But first...someone revealed a secret!

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Whitney says, "Secret


Anyway, onto the rose ceremony.

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My first rose is for MeticulousBot! Will you accept this rose?
Yes.

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grumpy's ex will you accept this rose?
Please don't kill me.

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averagebot, will you accept this rose?
Yes.

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Preggobot! Will you accept this rose?
Yes'm.

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Platinum Corinne, Will you accept this rose?
Obvs.

There are two contestants left and only one rose. Will Kcin Kee or Whitney Who? get Nick's final rose?

And the final rose goes to...

Spoiler:
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Kcin Kee, sexyboi, will you accept this rose?
Mmhmm.


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This means that Whitney Who, your secret killed your chances.


7 contestants remain!

Eliminated bot programs:

Notta
Spoiler:
Name: Notta Balloonwithafaceonit
Picture URL: https://cdn.factorydirectparty.com/publ ... /LARGE.jpg
Job: Pilot
Hometown: Denver (because it's a mile high)
Catch phrase: I'll see you in hel! ...ium.
What secret does your robot have?
It's actually just a balloon with a face on it this entire time.

SexyPushy: 98
FitDrunk: 22
ExoticBaggage: 53
SocialAwkward: 110
ClassyCrassy: 117

When/if to Reveal Secret to Bachelor: When on a date another contestant reveals a secret. Notta is nottabout to be shown up.

Gossip target of each round:

The previous gossip target. If ineligible, choose self. If I can't do that, choose randomly between players who have not been gossip target first, and then randomly if everyone has.

Puppetmaster 1 on 1:

Give rose to Notta.

Otherwise give rose if the round is even.

Puppetmaster 2 on 1:

Give rose to Notta.

Eliminate the player that is not the gossip target. If that doesn't apply, do it randomly.

Puppetmaster Group:

Give a rose to Notta.

Launch as many balloons as their are contestants into the air with each contestant's name attached to each one, and then proceed to look for them in the surrounding area. Eliminate the first one you find.

Or, do it randomly.


Whitney Who?
Spoiler:
Whitney Who?
Sexy 87
Fit 167
Exotic 122
Social 4
Classy 20

[Secret]
Reveal secret when at least half of remaining players have already revealed secret.

[Gossip Target]
Target most social player

[1-on-1]
Give a rose to anyone who is more social than Whitney.

[2-on-1]
Give rose to highest social stat.

[Group]
Give roses to everyone with highest social stats.
Sup, later.
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:24 pm

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Launch as many balloons as their are contestants into the air with each contestant's name attached to each one, and then proceed to look for them in the surrounding area. Eliminate the first one you find.
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Notta was my fave this is awful
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In post 23, Xalxe wrote:Notta was my fave this is awful
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