Telephone Pictionary Platinum (COMPLETE)

[Telephone Cat]

As you know, I've paid for the Telephone Pictionary servers out of pocket for the past few years. I hate ads as much as you do, and I've done my best to give everyone a great Telephone Pictionary experience without them. Unfortunately, I've recently been laid off from the cat café, and it's clear that my current path is not stable.

I can't pay for the servers on my current budget, not on my own. I can barely even afford food right now.

People keep telling me to eat poop for some reason, but ew.

So...uh...

It's time to unveil Telephone Pictionary Platinum! That's right, for $20 a month, you too can go Platinum. A month covers, like, two Telephone Pictionary games, and each one has 20 chains in it. So that's effectively only 50¢ per chain. Is it worth it? Of course it's worth it. Become a Platinum member today!

...

I swear I'm not just trying to buy a yacht. I'm a cat, cats hate water.

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You know the drill! If you don't know the drill, read on.

Telephone Pictionary (also called Eat Poop You Cat, Fax Machines and probably some other things) is a game of silly miscommunication. The results of the most recent game can be found here, and they'll give you a better idea of how things work than any description I can type. Drawing--and drawing under 72 hour deadlines--is required, although talent isn't necessary. (Effort is still appreciated!)

For reference, my main account is Ether, and she can be contacted via AIM at CaffieneDeity, or Skype at unvote. If I die, Amrun and petroleumjelly know the password to this account, so arrangements can be made from there.

Status:

I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEE.

Players:

1. Annadog40
2. lalaladucks

(replaces Cheetory6)

3. Errantparabola
4. randomidget
5. DrippingGoofball
6. RadiantCowbells
7. FakeGod
8. notachipmunk
9. McMenno
10. Creature
11. DeathRowKitty
12. schadd_
13. N
14. MTD
15. Vijarada
16. ConManMick
17. xRECKONERx
18. Papa Zito
19. Jopalopa
20. mallowgeno

Chains:

20/20
Aureus
Bitcoin
Cigarette
Dollar
Euro
Franc
Gold
Halfpenny
Inti
Jiaozi
Krone
Lira
Mark
Neopoint
Ouguiya
Peso
Qiran
Rupee
Shilling
Tenge

[Telephone Cat]

tl;dr: Fast chains get fast reveals. Slow players get replaced. And your chain had better not corrupt any innocent 13-year-olds.

Sentence deadlines are 24 hours this time.

• Game Flow:
  
  
• Everyone signed up should start by PMing me with a sentence. It shouldn't be incredibly long, but it can basically be as silly as you want it to be. Some good examples can be found in these chains, but please don't copy those exactly.
  
• When the game starts, each of these sentences will be sent out to a different player.
  This player will have 72 hours
  to portray that sentence in picture form and send me the result.
  
• Please don't actually take 72 hours every single round.
  If you're busy sometimes, that's fine, but if you're consistently waiting until the last day...just keep in mind that other people might be waiting on you. This isn't technically against the rules, but I'm asking you nicely here.
  
• Once the picture is drawn, it will be sent to a third person as soon as that person has also sent its picture in. When you get a picture, you have 24 hours to send in a sentence summarizing it.
  I'll send you pictures to summarize as sentences as I receive them, even if you already have other things to draw/write. Please send in sentences promptly! It shouldn't take too long.
  
• You'll only have one active picture to draw at a time. I might send you sneak peaks of future sentences, but you won't be under any deadline obligations for those until later. (But feel free to complete them early anyway!)
  
• Each chain will continue for 13 of these rounds: 7 sentences and 6 pictures. Chains will be posted on the wiki as they are completed, which will probably vary wildly.
  
• If you cannot meet a deadline, please notify me as soon as you've received the sentence (or picture)--or, better yet, tell me before you receive one. I will find somebody else and send it there. I will also do this automatically if you have not drawn it in 72 hours.
  
• If you miss a picture deadline, future deadlines shrink by 24 hours. I might restore the full time after a few rounds, if I don't have to prod you under those conditions. (But please just try to not miss deadlines! That's the best approach.)
  
• Somebody who consistently fails to meet deadlines will be kicked out of the game at my discretion. Especially somebody who doesn't announce V/LAs beforehand. So don't do that!

• Picture/sentence standards:
  
  
• Any drawing program--Photoshop, Flash, MS Paint--will do. Drawing pictures by hand and scanning them will also do. Making a diorama with paper cutouts and silly putty and sending a photograph of that will do. The sky is pretty much the limit here. In fact, if you can get your hands on one of those airplanes that draws pictures out of fake clouds, then the sky is literally the limit here.
  
• Having said that, please draw everything from scratch. You can use Google Images as a reference, but don't paste other people's pictures into your own.
  
• Words are completely banned. English letters used to denote words, and codes (camel octopus dinosaur eagle snake), will also be sent back with a stern warning, although if it's relevant you can use them to portray the alphabet. Numbers and symbols and math are all fine.
  
• Please don't intentionally mislead anybody--do the most accurate non-legalistic picture that you can. The chain will find a way to mutate anyway.
  
• Pictures should be 800 pixels wide by 600 pixels tall. Please don't go too far over that; some of us have tiny laptop screens. Photographs are best saved as JPGs; otherwise, if in doubt, you should probably save as a PNG. Do not save as a BMP under any circumstances or I'll have to ask you to reformat it before sending it onward, and nobody wants that.
  
• Please be mindful of where you upload your pictures to. Tinypic deletes its pictures without warning, and anything uploaded to the wiki is accessible by other players. Most people use Imgur these days. Photobucket's also a good bet, if you have that--but make sure that the album that you put your pictures in is private.
  
• When you upload, don't save it under a name that will hint at its origins. This is something else that you'll need to reformat over.
  
• Okay, on to sentences. Keep it to one sentence and don't be too legalistic about what you are summarizing. If you don't think the picture is about the fourth wall, don't break the fourth wall.
  
• Please don't break the site rules. Keep it reasonably safe for work, and preferably not too gross. Please don't make chains about poop, okay?
  
• I am one of those spirit-of-the-game type hippies. If I'm forgetting a rule, I'll let you know. You might be asked to resubmit in light of this.

• Miscellaneous:
  
  
• Please don't talk to other players about the sentences/pictures you got. If somebody tells you anything about a chain you haven't seen yet, please let me know.
  
• I will note in-thread if somebody is behind.
  
• If you haven't sent a link in within 48 hours for a picture, I'll send you a prod. Other actions may be taken if you're inactive for the full round.
  
• Have fun! If you aren't having fun, you should talk to me about it, and I'll do my best to find you a replacement. You can also talk to me when you are having fun, of course.

[Annadog40]

/in

[Cheetory6]

/include me

[Errantparabola]

/intent to participate

[Telephone Cat]

Don't forget to send me a starting sentence! For $9.99, you can send me

two

starting sentences.

[Randomnamechange]

/in

[DrippingGoofball]

oh yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[RadiantCowbells]

/in and I'll actually be here!

[FakeGod]

/$20

[notachipmunk]

/in

[Telephone Cat]

GUYS I only have two people's starting sentences so far. I won't be able to start this game without all of them!

[McMenno]

in it to win it

[McMenno]

Telephone Pictionary (also called Eat Poop You Cat, Fax Machines and probably some other things) is a game of silly miscommunication. The results of the most recent game can be found here, and they'll give you a better idea of how things work than any description I can type. Drawing--and drawing under 72 hour deadlines--is required, although talent isn't necessary. (Effort is still appreciated!)

hey that's not the most recent game

[Creature]

/in for trial

[Telephone Cat]

Telephone Pictionary (also called Eat Poop You Cat, Fax Machines and probably some other things) is a game of silly miscommunication. The results of the most recent game can be found here, and they'll give you a better idea of how things work than any description I can type. Drawing--and drawing under 72 hour deadlines--is required, although talent isn't necessary. (Effort is still appreciated!)

hey that's not the most recent game

Fixed!

And it's an https link now, too.

[DeathRowKitty]

/in

[schadd_]

forward slash /in

[N]

/in

[Equinox]

/in

I apologize in advance for screwing up the game!

[Vijarada]

in plz

[ConManMick]

/in

[xRECKONERx]

IN IF ROOM

[Papa Zito]

sigh

/fINe



HOWEVER I am registering a formal complaint that the name is incorrect.

[Jopalopa]

/in