Am I a fictional character? --> Yes
Am I animated (like cartoon or anime?) --> No
Am I a male? --> No
Do I come from a novel/book? --> No
Am I American? --> No??
Am I Asian? --> No
Great Godoka, am I even a human? --> No
Am I what most people consider a pet? --> No
Spoiler: McMenno (Round over)
Am I male? --> No
Am I famous? --> No
Am I a mafiascum user? --> No
Am I real? --> No
Am I genderless? --> No
Am I female? --> Yes
Am I from a movie? --> No
Am I from a TV series/anime, video game, or comic? --> No
Am I from the internet, manga, or urban legend/fairy tale? --> No
Spoiler: PeregrineV
Am I currently alive? --> No
Did I die prior to 1901? --> No
So I am no? --> Yes (Just felt like cheekily putting this one down)
Did I win a Nobel Prize? --> Yes
Did I die this millennium (anytime Jan 1, 2000 until today)? --> No
Am I a woman? --> No
Did I win the Nobel Prize for Physics, Chemistry or Medicine? --> No
Was I American? --> Yes
Am I Martin Luther King Jr.? --> No
Was I ever president of the United States? --> No
Did I win the Nobel Prize for Literature? --> Yes
Spoiler: Kmd4390
Am I nonfictional? --> Yes
Am I alive? --> No
Was I alive 30 years ago? --> No
Am I American? --> Yes
Am I male? --> Yes
Was I born in the US? --> No
Was I alive at the start of the Revolutionary war? --> No
Have I ever had an impact on a war or politics? --> No
Am I someone kids learn about in school? --> Yes
Was I an inventor? --> No
Was I born after 1800? --> Yes
Was I born after 1850? --> Yes
Was I an athlete? --> No
Is it a new round? --> Yes
Spoiler: KittyMo
Was/am I a real person? --> Yes
Do I use any form of social media? --> Unsure
Is it probable that I have never been a member of MafiaScum? --> Yes
Is my "real" surname (as opposed to stage name/moniker of any sort) known/Googleable? --> Yes
Am I male? --> Yes
Am I an adult? --> Yes
Do I live in North America? --> No
Am I under 65 years of age? --> No
Do I have an IMDb page? --> Yes
uhhh just to make sure, am I alive? --> No
Was I alive in the year 1990?? --> Yes
Was I over 65 when I died? --> Yes
Do I have zero actor credits on my IMDb page? --> No
In the year that I died, was I living somewhere other than North America? --> No
Have I ever been in a Disney movie or Harry Potter series film? --> No
OK backing up. Do I have any acting credits from a movie on my IMDB page? --> Yes
Was I alive on January 1, 2000? --> Yes
Was I alive on January 1, 2005? --> Yes
Have I acted professionally in some other medium than just movies (e.g. TV show, musical, voice acting for a non-movie, etc.)? --> No
Spoiler: Equinox (Round over)
Am I a real figure (as opposed to fictional)? --> Yes
Am I a historical figure (as opposed to modern, defined here as having been well-known in the 20th or 21st centuries)? --> No
Am I human? --> Yes
Am I alive? --> Yes
Do I have a Wikipedia page? --> Yes
Am I a politician? --> No
Am I female? --> No
Am I male? --> Yes
Am I known for the behavioral, natural, or social sciences? --> No
Am I known for the arts and humanities? --> No
Am I American? --> Yes (Sorry)
Am I currently located on the West Coast? --> Ambiguity?
To clarify, am I currently a citizen of the United States (as would be defined by USCIS)? --> Yes
Is my permanent residence in California? --> No
Is my permanent residence in Washington (state)? --> No