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StrangerCoug
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Post Post #0  (ISO)  » Mon Jun 12, 2017 12:15 am

Self-explanatory, but you're free to get creative.

I'm your first victim.
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JDGA
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Post Post #1  (ISO)  » Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:57 am

DIE THE DEATH
SENTENCE TO DEATH
GREAT EQUALISER IS THE DEATH
Fickle, cold and harsh or caring and warm
Strongly opinionated or barely invested, but a constant
You know the wind will always come back.

mallowgeno
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Post Post #2  (ISO)  » Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:12 am

*Laminator*

JDGA
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Post Post #3  (ISO)  » Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:27 am

...;_;
I have no retort
Fickle, cold and harsh or caring and warm
Strongly opinionated or barely invested, but a constant
You know the wind will always come back.

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #4  (ISO)  » Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:27 am

I run you over with a tractor.
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Felissan
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Post Post #5  (ISO)  » Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:26 am

Earlier this morning, I had removed all the coolant fluid from SC's tractor. *KABOOM*
"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE" - DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this." - DeathRowKitty 2018

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Aronis
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Post Post #6  (ISO)  » Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:42 pm

Last night, I placed 100 land mines around SC's tractor. *KABOOM*
"Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona."
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Felissan
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Post Post #7  (ISO)  » Tue Jun 13, 2017 3:28 pm

I dayvig Aronis for failing to follow the rules.
"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE" - DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this." - DeathRowKitty 2018

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Xalxe
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Post Post #8  (ISO)  » Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:02 pm

I point out that Aronis placing the land mines would have blown you up, as it occurred hours before you drained the coolant.

While you ponder this well-reasoned point, I stab you in the neck.
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Iprobablysuck
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Post Post #9  (ISO)  » Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:14 pm

After Xalxe stabs Felissan, I trip him with a Mortal Kombat-style leg sweep, grab the knife and stab him in the heart 20 times.
Do I REALLY suck? That's up to you to decide.

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Post Post #10  (ISO)  » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:33 pm

I rally the members of the Town to lynch Iprobablysuck, the Serial Killer.

Psyche
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Post Post #11  (ISO)  » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:49 pm

the newer edgier strangercoug
i know all the words to this song

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #12  (ISO)  » Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:37 pm

I decapitate Psyche for not killing anyone.
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Aronis
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Post Post #13  (ISO)  » Tue Jun 13, 2017 11:09 pm

I decapitate StrangerCoug for killing someone.
"Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona."
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StrangerCoug
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Post Post #14  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:36 am

You have been tied up, gagged, doused in gasoline, and set on fire.
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Felissan
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Post Post #15  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:55 am

The time paradoxes caused by my previous shenanigans erase the multiverse. Which includes SC.
"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE" - DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this." - DeathRowKitty 2018

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Iprobablysuck
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Post Post #16  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:39 am

In the void of nothingness, I am. I create life. One of these creations is a creature called Felissan. I tell my creations to never eat the forbidden Tuna, as that is mine. Felissan does not listen, and eats it. I strike down upon him with the vengeful fury of a god, and he is no longer a man, just a pile of dust in the wind.
Do I REALLY suck? That's up to you to decide.

randomidget
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Post Post #17  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:52 am

I use philosophy to disprove the existence of ips, therefore causing his death
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you suck randomidget

Felissan
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Post Post #18  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:59 am

I use philosophy to put a stick of dynamite in randomidget's massive mouth.
"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE" - DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this." - DeathRowKitty 2018

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Post Post #19  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:13 pm

I use philosophy to kill anyone using philosophy.

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #20  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:55 pm

You have therefore committed suicide.
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Felissan
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Post Post #21  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:56 pm

I blow a whistle to unleash a massive horde of SJWs who are pissed that you'd make fun of suicide.
"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE" - DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this." - DeathRowKitty 2018

The Tale of Felissan - It's back!

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #22  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:57 pm

You open a letter bomb.
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Post Post #23  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:13 pm

"Letter" has six letters in it, each of which is a letter bomb. The first bomb obliterates you, and the five others are overkill.
My roleset.

Annadog40 (9:09:44) everyone live please
WildJuaN (9:10:00) but I wanna die

Felissan
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Post Post #24  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:25 pm

Since their initial target is dead, the last five bombs move on to the next available target. And it's just enough to kill you.
"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE" - DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this." - DeathRowKitty 2018

The Tale of Felissan - It's back!

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