Mafiascum.net

Self-explanatory, but you're free to get creative.

I'm your first victim.

*Laminator*

...;_;
I have no retort

I run you over with a tractor.

Earlier this morning, I had removed all the coolant fluid from SC's tractor. *KABOOM*

Last night, I placed 100 land mines around SC's tractor. *KABOOM*

I dayvig Aronis for failing to follow the rules.

I point out that Aronis placing the land mines would have blown you up, as it occurred hours before you drained the coolant.

While you ponder this well-reasoned point, I stab you in the neck.

After Xalxe stabs Felissan, I trip him with a Mortal Kombat-style leg sweep, grab the knife and stab him in the heart 20 times.

I rally the members of the Town to lynch Iprobablysuck, the .

the newer edgier strangercoug

I decapitate Psyche for not killing anyone.

I decapitate StrangerCoug for killing someone.

You have been tied up, gagged, doused in gasoline, and set on fire.

The time paradoxes caused by my previous shenanigans erase the multiverse. Which includes SC.

In the void of nothingness, I am. I create life. One of these creations is a creature called Felissan. I tell my creations to never eat the forbidden Tuna, as that is mine. Felissan does not listen, and eats it. I strike down upon him with the vengeful fury of a god, and he is no longer a man, just a pile of dust in the wind.

I use philosophy to disprove the existence of ips, therefore causing his death

I use philosophy to put a stick of dynamite in randomidget's massive mouth.

I use philosophy to kill anyone using philosophy.

You have therefore committed suicide.

I blow a whistle to unleash a massive horde of SJWs who are pissed that you'd make fun of suicide.

You open a letter bomb.

"Letter" has six letters in it, each of which is a letter bomb. The first bomb obliterates you, and the five others are overkill.

Since their initial target is dead, the last five bombs move on to the next available target. And it's just enough to kill you.