Kill the Above Poster

[Inferno390]

I put a tiny bomb in your food and then explode it when it reaches your stomach.

[James Brafin]

My stomach acid absorbs the bomb and turns me into a superhero who can explode things he touches, so I touch you.

[StrangerCoug]

You are crushed by a bunch of boxes of heavy goods after you crash a forklift into the shelf they were on.

[James Brafin]

They fall the other way and crush you.

[StrangerCoug]

Somebody with an ulterior motive decides my death was a murder and has you summarily executed.

[Inferno390]

The judge rules in James's favor and has you executed for attempted murder.

[StrangerCoug]

You are said judge and you are assassinated by my goons on the outside that are unhappy about my being put to death.

[Felissan]

I plug a random wire that was ordered for my laptop's repair in your ear. It turns out to be evil and electrocute you without a power source.

[James Brafin]

I'm a superhero who's immune to electricity and has super-strength. I turn and punch you so hard your innards become outards.

[StrangerCoug]

God decides to disintegrate you because He is jealous of somebody who could possibly be stronger than Him.

[Inferno390]

I use my psychic powers to redirect the disintegration onto you.

[the worst]

I'm too late the above poster already appears to be burning to death

[Felissan]

And by being the worst, the above poster is worse than burning to death.

[James Brafin]

I transfer the flames from the poster of post #110 to you and burn you to death.

[Inferno390]

YOu were in the backseat of Felissan's car in posts #30 to #3 and died in the crash.

[StrangerCoug]

Since you just sent time to run in reverse, you're eventually "unborn", and you're the youngest in the thread.

[Iprobablysuck]

I reverse time the other way causing you get old and wither away

[StrangerCoug]

You're the next one to do that after me.

[the worst]

you get so confused by the continuously-reversed flow of tiem your brain literally explodes

@iprobablysuck wanna be best friends?

[StrangerCoug]

I set you on fire.

[Inferno390]

I use telekinesis to move the fire to you.

[StrangerCoug]

Once again, God has become jealous, and you are struck by lightning.

[Inferno390]

I use my telekinesis to change the target of the lightning to you.

[RadiantCowbells]

I douse you with a firefighting hose.

[Inferno390]

Would that kill me?
While you ponder this, I rip out your heart and crush it.