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- dsjstr
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dsjstr Mafia Scum
- dsjstr
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1860
- Joined: November 23, 2019
- Location: Nunya
I take a time machine back to May 05, 2008 and cause the site to be shut down for two days. You never find the site which changes history as we know it. Back to the present day, the world is overrun by the living dead all because you never joined mafiascum(who knew what an impact you had). In this post apocalyptic world you were leading a group of survivors, I was your second in command and was tired of never getting the credit I deserved. On a supply run to find food and water I shoot you in the abdomen killing you instantly.
Edit: with a shotgun- StrangerCoug
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not Compute
- StrangerCoug
He/Him- Does not Compute
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- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
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The same living dead by which the present-day world is overrun eat you alive after you kill me with the shotgun.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- vizIIsto
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vizIIsto Townie
- vizIIsto
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- Townie
- Posts: 21
- Joined: January 23, 2019
- StrangerCoug
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not Compute
- StrangerCoug
He/Him- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
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Your glass of water gets switched out with sulfuric acid.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- dsjstr
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dsjstr Mafia Scum
- dsjstr
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1860
- Joined: November 23, 2019
- Location: Nunya
- StrangerCoug
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not Compute
- StrangerCoug
He/Him- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
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I blow up your bedroom while you're sleeping in it.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- dsjstr
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dsjstr Mafia Scum
- dsjstr
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1860
- Joined: November 23, 2019
- Location: Nunya
- StrangerCoug
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not Compute
- StrangerCoug
He/Him- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
- Contact:
I take a time machine back to the day before you were born and forcibly give your mother an abortion so that you are never born.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- Ircher
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Ircher He / Him / HisWhat A Grand Idea
- Ircher
He / Him / His- What A Grand Idea
- What A Grand Idea
- Posts: 15190
- Joined: November 9, 2015
- Pronoun: He / Him / His
- Location: CST/CDT
- dsjstr
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dsjstr Mafia Scum
- dsjstr
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1860
- Joined: November 23, 2019
- Location: Nunya
- StrangerCoug
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not Compute
- StrangerCoug
He/Him- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
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I trap you inside your time machine and set it on fire, cooking you alive.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- dsjstr
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dsjstr Mafia Scum
- dsjstr
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1860
- Joined: November 23, 2019
- Location: Nunya
- StrangerCoug
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not Compute
- StrangerCoug
He/Him- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
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The space-time continuum gets destroyed, killing every last one of us. Including you and me.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- dsjstr
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dsjstr Mafia Scum
- dsjstr
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1860
- Joined: November 23, 2019
- Location: Nunya
- StrangerCoug
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not Compute
- StrangerCoug
He/Him- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
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The next time machine you find explodes unexpectedly, killing you.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- dsjstr
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dsjstr Mafia Scum
- dsjstr
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1860
- Joined: November 23, 2019
- Location: Nunya
I take a time machine, it explodes 1,500ft away from me as soon as I find it. I gather all of the shrapnel eat it and gain the power to control time. I use my powers to reverse time right before the explosion, then stop time and carry your body into the middle of the time machine. I resume time and watch the show- StrangerCoug
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not Compute
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He/Him- Does not Compute
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- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
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The gods get jealous of you and just plain smite you.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- dsjstr
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dsjstr Mafia Scum
- dsjstr
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 1860
- Joined: November 23, 2019
- Location: Nunya
I take a time machine because I don't know how else to live my life because I've used it for so much of my life not using it is difficult. I go back to the timeline when I died to the zombie. It happened to be you because I only shot you in the chest not the brain. This time I shoot you in the brain and none of the other killings happen because they were a result of the first time I accidentally left you a chance to kill me. But what I didn't know is that I left my backup time machine in the open for you to find somehow.- John Marv
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John Marv Townie
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- Posts: 13
- Joined: March 3, 2019
- StrangerCoug
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not Compute
- StrangerCoug
He/Him- Does not Compute
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- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
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You are smitten by God for no good reason.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- Jake The Wolfie
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Jake The Wolfie he/theyMafia Scum
- Jake The Wolfie
he/they- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Posts: 3596
- Joined: July 13, 2019
- Pronoun: he/they
- Location: Floorda
You die of old age, because a kid called you boomer.Show"I'm sorry that you put asbestos in your coffee."
"All dictionaries aught to have one typo."
Here's some text to break up all the links in my sig.
Currently my favorite role I've seen in a Normal.
Get to know a Wolf- StrangerCoug
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not Compute
- StrangerCoug
He/Him- Does not Compute
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- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
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You lose control of a snowmobile and drive it off a cliff.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- Invisibility
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Invisibility he or sheJack of All Trades
- Invisibility
he or she- Jack of All Trades
- Jack of All Trades
- Posts: 5911
- Joined: April 17, 2018
- Pronoun: he or she
- StrangerCoug
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not Compute
- StrangerCoug
He/Him- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
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You get crushed by a pallet of concrete blocks.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.- AcRv
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AcRv he/himGoon
- AcRv
he/him- Goon
- Goon
- Posts: 572
- Joined: November 4, 2011
- Pronoun: he/him
- Location: Adelaide, South Australia
You realise that you are one of the concrete blocks and break into small pieces upon impacting with the ground."Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc., 1989 - AcRv
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- StrangerCoug
- Jake The Wolfie
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- John Marv
- dsjstr
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- StrangerCoug
- dsjstr
- StrangerCoug
- dsjstr
- StrangerCoug
- dsjstr
- Ircher
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- dsjstr
- StrangerCoug
- dsjstr
- StrangerCoug
- vizIIsto
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- dsjstr