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Post Post #400 (ISO) » Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:35 pm

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ACRV is EMPTY
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Post Post #401 (ISO) » Wed Feb 05, 2020 5:56 pm

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NotAJumbleOfNumbers selects space 13...
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It's a
BOMB.

It goes
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$250,000 lost as penalty.
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Post Post #402 (ISO) » Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:25 pm

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Wait, you killed them AND took all of their money?

I commit armed robbery and... "accidentally" kill StrangerCoug in the process.
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Post Post #403 (ISO) » Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:17 pm

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The jury sees it as no accident and sentences you to death.
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Post Post #404 (ISO) » Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:32 pm

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I hold onto you when I get put on the electric chair, taking you with me.
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Post Post #405 (ISO) » Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:28 am

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Your brain explodes as you try to comprehend how you would go about killing someone who is already dead.
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Post Post #406 (ISO) » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:48 am

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I take a time machine to pre in to the clue game.
Solve: Coug with Steve Harvey decapitated head in the set of Family Fued
I'm right! The killed is sentenced to death row.
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Post Post #407 (ISO) » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:50 am

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You pretty much destroyed the time-space continuum entirely, so there goes you :P
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Post Post #408 (ISO) » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:52 am

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I take a time machine destroying the time-space continuum entirely, so there goes you :P
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Post Post #409 (ISO) » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:54 am

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...I'll give you that, though I still bash in your head for making me jealous.
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Post Post #410 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 9:58 am

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i accidentally put strangercoug in a microwave thinking he's a hot pocket. Awareness: 0
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Post Post #411 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 10:04 am

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I take a time machine 1 minute into the past, put an axe bomb in the microwave and turn the microwave on. When you get to the microwave the pressure from the axe bomb causes it to explode the microwave. By the time you realized your "hot pocket" was bleeding out you started to black out.
DOUBLE KILL!
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Post Post #412 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 4:33 pm

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You get caught in the explosion of the microwave and die as a result.
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Post Post #413 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 6:04 pm

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unfortunately, strangercoug is double dead since the microwave exploded with him overheating inside. Impressive.
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Post Post #414 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 6:18 pm

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You are steamrolled flat.
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Post Post #415 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 7:32 pm

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I take a time machine to teach Bob The Builder to always remove his keys from the steamroller when he is not using it. Instead of using the machine Bob sees that you are trespassing on his property and uses his trusty shotgun to shoot you in half.
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Post Post #416 (ISO) » Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:17 am

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I take a time machine now remembering not to take a steamroller Bob the Builder or anybody connected with him is going to use, steal a steamroller from a different construction company, and run you over with it.
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Post Post #417 (ISO) » Sat Feb 22, 2020 1:06 pm

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there was a bomb on the steamroller. F
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Post Post #418 (ISO) » Sat Feb 22, 2020 2:24 pm

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...which I found and threw toward you.
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Post Post #419 (ISO) » Sat Feb 22, 2020 2:37 pm

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little did he know, i thought ahead and implanted a second bomb in the steamroller which goes off after my death. Some real SAW shit here
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Post Post #420 (ISO) » Sat Feb 22, 2020 2:49 pm

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Speaking of saws, I use one to decapitate you.
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Post Post #421 (ISO) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 9:59 am

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Reset button time! You die from it, along with literally everyone else
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Post Post #422 (ISO) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:42 am

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Everyone else includes you
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Post Post #423 (ISO) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 1:35 pm

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...and you.
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Post Post #424 (ISO) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 4:14 pm

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Your entire collection of fine china falls on you
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