Kill the Above Poster

James Brafin · Post Post #50 (ISO) » Sat Oct 28, 2017 1:13 pm

I'm going to set the hotel on fire while you are both in it, incinerating you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #51 (ISO) » Sat Oct 28, 2017 1:18 pm

You are run over by the fire truck that gets dispatched to the hotel.

Chardev · Post Post #52 (ISO) » Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:13 am

I reveal that I am still alive, then sic GLaDOS on you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #53 (ISO) » Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:47 am

I strangle you with a cell phone charger.

Inferno390 · Post Post #54 (ISO) » Sun Oct 29, 2017 2:26 pm

I hit you with the charged cell phone.

Iprobablysuck · Post Post #55 (ISO) » Sun Oct 29, 2017 2:48 pm

I hit you with SC's corpse

Chardev · Post Post #56 (ISO) » Mon Oct 30, 2017 4:29 am

I hit you with Inferno390's corpse.

James Brafin · Post Post #57 (ISO) » Mon Oct 30, 2017 5:45 am

I flip the fire truck over my shoulder and crush you all with it, killing Chardev. (And winning kill the moderator. Yay!)

Inferno390 · Post Post #58 (ISO) » Mon Oct 30, 2017 6:23 am

I hit the fire truck with my palm, sending it flying into you instead of crushing us.

James Brafin · Post Post #59 (ISO) » Mon Oct 30, 2017 6:34 am

I shoot you in the hand, making you unable to stop the truck and it still smashes you all.

Inferno390 · Post Post #60 (ISO) » Mon Oct 30, 2017 6:36 am

I use my other hand.

James Brafin · Post Post #61 (ISO) » Mon Oct 30, 2017 6:44 am

I have multiple bullets.

Inferno390 · Post Post #62 (ISO) » Mon Oct 30, 2017 6:49 am

But you only have time to shoot which hand, and you don't know which hand I will use, so you die from being able to decide which hand to shoot.

Inferno390 · Post Post #63 (ISO) » Mon Oct 30, 2017 6:50 am

EBWOP:

not

being able to decide...

StrangerCoug · Post Post #64 (ISO) » Mon Oct 30, 2017 2:17 pm

Whoopsie—didn't mean to drop a pool table on your head

Chardev · Post Post #65 (ISO) » Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:45 pm

I use the trigger mechanism of a gun to ignite a small explosive charge, propelling a metal slug into StrangerCoug's head.

Felissan · Post Post #66 (ISO) » Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:59 am

I somehow manage to piledrive the bullet once it comes out the other side of SC's head. And I land on you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #67 (ISO) » Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:22 pm

I sabotage your parachute so it won't deploy right before you go skydiving.

Inferno390 · Post Post #68 (ISO) » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:05 pm

I push you out of the plane after you sabotage the parachute.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #69 (ISO) » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:20 pm

I blame you for losing my pencil case for no good reason and decapitate you with a samurai sword.

Inferno390 · Post Post #70 (ISO) » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:25 pm

I come back from the dead as a vengeful ninja and assassinate you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #71 (ISO) » Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:27 pm

I just put cyanide in your coffee.

Inferno390 · Post Post #72 (ISO) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:34 pm

I make you drink the coffee.

Iprobablysuck · Post Post #73 (ISO) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:17 pm

I drown you in 1000 gallons of coffee

Firebringer · Post Post #74 (ISO) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:45 pm

You die by going into a coffee black hole, the coffee was condensed into such mass in one area to create the black hole that would suck you in and kill you, also the coffee was very old.