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Inferno390
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Post Post #100  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:34 am

I put a tiny bomb in your food and then explode it when it reaches your stomach.
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Post Post #101  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:38 am

My stomach acid absorbs the bomb and turns me into a superhero who can explode things he touches, so I touch you.
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Post Post #102  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:13 pm

You are crushed by a bunch of boxes of heavy goods after you crash a forklift into the shelf they were on.
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Post Post #103  (ISO)  » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:49 am

They fall the other way and crush you.
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Post Post #104  (ISO)  » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:14 pm

Somebody with an ulterior motive decides my death was a murder and has you summarily executed.
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Post Post #105  (ISO)  » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:59 am

The judge rules in James's favor and has you executed for attempted murder.
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Post Post #106  (ISO)  » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:07 pm

You are said judge and you are assassinated by my goons on the outside that are unhappy about my being put to death.
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Post Post #107  (ISO)  » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:28 pm

I plug a random wire that was ordered for my laptop's repair in your ear. It turns out to be evil and electrocute you without a power source.
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Post Post #108  (ISO)  » Sun Jan 21, 2018 2:30 pm

I'm a superhero who's immune to electricity and has super-strength. I turn and punch you so hard your innards become outards.
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Post Post #109  (ISO)  » Sun Jan 21, 2018 2:46 pm

God decides to disintegrate you because He is jealous of somebody who could possibly be stronger than Him.
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Post Post #110  (ISO)  » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:19 pm

I use my psychic powers to redirect the disintegration onto you.
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Post Post #111  (ISO)  » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:05 am

I'm too late the above poster already appears to be burning to death

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Post Post #112  (ISO)  » Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:13 am

And by being the worst, the above poster is worse than burning to death.
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"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this." - DeathRowKitty 2018
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Post Post #113  (ISO)  » Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:43 pm

I transfer the flames from the poster of post #110 to you and burn you to death.
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Post Post #114  (ISO)  » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:12 pm

YOu were in the backseat of Felissan's car in posts #30 to #3 and died in the crash.
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Post Post #115  (ISO)  » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:41 pm

Since you just sent time to run in reverse, you're eventually "unborn", and you're the youngest in the thread.
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Post Post #116  (ISO)  » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:43 pm

I reverse time the other way causing you get old and wither away
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Post Post #117  (ISO)  » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:00 pm

You're the next one to do that after me.
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Post Post #118  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:56 am

you get so confused by the continuously-reversed flow of tiem your brain literally explodes

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Post Post #119  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:11 pm

I set you on fire.
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Post Post #120  (ISO)  » Thu Jan 25, 2018 3:04 pm

I use telekinesis to move the fire to you.
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Post Post #121  (ISO)  » Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:44 pm

Once again, God has become jealous, and you are struck by lightning.
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Post Post #122  (ISO)  » Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:59 pm

I use my telekinesis to change the target of the lightning to you.
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Post Post #123  (ISO)  » Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:27 pm

I douse you with a firefighting hose.
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Post Post #124  (ISO)  » Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:45 pm

Would that kill me?
While you ponder this, I rip out your heart and crush it.
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