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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:17 pm
by Felissan
So, we've tried fire, lightning, water...
I cause an earthquake that makes your house collapse while you're having a shower.

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:08 am
by Inferno390
You fall into a crack made by the earthquake.

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:07 am
by StrangerCoug
You are disappeared and all traces of you are maliciously removed from the historical record.

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:19 am
by Inferno390
I disappeared and was removed from the historical record because I've turned assassin, and I come in the night and assassinate people.

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:25 am
by StrangerCoug
You are assassinated... by another assassin!

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:12 pm
by Inferno390
You are eaten alive by leeches.

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:20 pm
by StrangerCoug
You are crushed by an anvil.

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:30 pm
by Iprobablysuck
You go to shoot a pesky Wabbit but your gun backfires, killing you instantly

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 3:59 pm
by TesXX
You get eated by the wabbit

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 3:24 am
by StrangerCoug
You are run over by a moving van.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 4:40 pm
by TesXX
I push you down and you fall through 17 floors of cement

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 4:45 pm
by StrangerCoug
I tie you to a tree, douse you in gasoline, and set you on fire.

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:49 am
by ajfefijsleifjsa
stab

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:52 am
by StrangerCoug
Oh, new person, huh?

Well, how about I initiate you with a good ol' hanging since there'll be a lot of that when you play Mafia?

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:54 am
by ajfefijsleifjsa
push off cliff because we're actually an extrmeely disfunctional hydra

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:54 am
by StrangerCoug
OK, let's cut off all your heads then :P

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:55 am
by ajfefijsleifjsa
eat

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:56 am
by PvtUrist
you stepped on lego

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:57 am
by ajfefijsleifjsa
go berserk and rip you apart with my claws that i have

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 5:00 am
by StrangerCoug
I shove you in a cannon and launch you at PvtUrist, the latter because I fail to see how stepping on a lego is fatal.

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 5:01 am
by PvtUrist
you slip in the shower while stepping on lego

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 5:14 am
by StrangerCoug
I throw a toaster in your shower.

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 5:28 am
by PvtUrist
I throw a toaster in you

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 5:40 am
by ajfefijsleifjsa
I throw you in a toaster

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 6:23 am
by StrangerCoug
I throw you in a microwave.