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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 1:36 pm
by Iprobablysuck
i put you in a toaster
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 5:04 pm
by StrangerCoug
You are bludgeoned to death with a sledgehammer for being unoriginal.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 3:24 am
by Felissan
You are trapped in a ferris wheel for months with no food and only IPS and I for company.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 3:32 am
by PvtUrist
You are trapped in a ferris wheel for months with no food and only IPS and StrangerCoug for company.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 3:36 am
by Firebringer
I get you to sign up for a singing contest. You die from embarrassment.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 3:37 am
by PvtUrist
This is so far from me.
FB is executed for slander.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 3:40 am
by Firebringer
Pvturist tries to execute me and falls on his own blade. Committing senpukku
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 5:41 am
by PvtUrist
you step on lego while showering
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:17 am
by StrangerCoug
You freeze to death after falling through thin ice.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 8:08 am
by Iprobablysuck
You burn to death after falling down down down into a burning ring of fire
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 8:19 am
by StrangerCoug
You have been run over by an SUV.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:16 pm
by Invisibility
you are stuck in an SUV and heated up and die from the cold sun i mean hot sun
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:54 pm
by StrangerCoug
I decapitate you with a chainsaw.
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:39 am
by Invisibility
I grow a race of intelligent giant crabs to snip you in half
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:37 pm
by StrangerCoug
You know that dip from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Well, you get dipped in it.
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 10:26 pm
by vizIIsto
You get dipped in artichoke dip, causing you to choke to your death.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:47 am
by StrangerCoug
I cut the cord to the chandelier over your head.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:50 am
by Invisibility
i cut your head off with garden shears
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:57 am
by StrangerCoug
You are used for target practice. Yes, the bullets are live.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:58 am
by Invisibility
i push you down a very deep well
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:33 pm
by StrangerCoug
I rig your car to explode when you start it.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:01 pm
by Invisibility
i shove newspapers down your throat
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:07 pm
by StrangerCoug
I bind newspapers around you, douse you in gasoline, and set you on fire.
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:51 am
by NotMySpamAccount
I drill a small hole in your head and suck out your brains with a straw.
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:14 am
by StrangerCoug
Yechh...
I emasculate you for putting that disgusting image in my head.