Mafiascum.net

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2019 10:48 am**

And you

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:55 am**

and you

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2019 12:07 pm**

You have been run over by a tram.

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2019 3:51 pm**

i'm driving the train and there is a tragic accident involving you and the front of the train

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:18 pm**

lipstick plastic and paint in your eyes

Posted: **Fri Apr 26, 2019 1:01 am**

your simple messages anger the dictator and you are executed

Posted: **Fri Apr 26, 2019 6:06 am**

Your soda gets poisoned with coolant.

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2019 1:56 am**

On a dark desert highway

run over by a car

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2019 2:57 am**

You experience 10 G-force during your ride in the Euthanasia Coaster and pass out following the consequences of boarding this proposed idea of an actual rollercoaster.

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2019 4:02 pm**

You are mowed down by a machine gun.

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2019 4:48 pm**

The machine guns turn into lawnmowers and mow

you

down.

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2019 4:49 pm**

Up ahead in the distance

you saw a shimmering light

your head felt heavy and your sight grew dim

you fell dead during the night

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2019 5:09 pm**

I bash your head in with a wrecking bar for sticking that goddamn song in my head the first time you referenced it.

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2019 7:36 pm**

I came in like a wrecking bar... and the impact kills you.

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2019 9:40 pm**

He deals the cards as a meditation

your neck never suspect

Posted: **Wed May 08, 2019 11:01 am**

I just blow up your brain.

Posted: **Wed May 08, 2019 11:41 am**

I drill a small hole in your head and suck out your brains with a straw. (If you get the reference, holy cow I'm impressed).

Posted: **Wed May 08, 2019 1:45 pm**

You are cooked alive and eaten.

Posted: **Wed May 08, 2019 8:25 pm**

I kill you because you are the above poster

Posted: **Wed May 08, 2019 10:45 pm**

Eastbound and down,

rolling up and truckin'.

Now we gon run you over.

Posted: **Thu May 09, 2019 5:21 am**

I poison your soup.

Posted: **Thu May 09, 2019 6:13 am**

i poison your chicken tenders

Posted: **Thu May 09, 2019 6:46 am**

I poison your Barbie themed birthday cake

Posted: **Thu May 09, 2019 12:30 pm**

You die from a bad batch of steak tartare.

Posted: **Thu May 09, 2019 12:59 pm**

i convince your dog to eat you

Kill the Above Poster