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StrangerCoug
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Post Post #25  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:47 pm

You have been crushed by a piano.
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randomidget
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Post Post #26  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:56 pm

You have been crushed by an unusually large trumpet
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you suck randomidget

Iprobablysuck
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Post Post #27  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 2:12 pm

You have been crushed a Thousand Tubas.
Do I REALLY suck? That's up to you to decide.

WildJuaN
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Post Post #28  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:52 pm

You have been sliced by a cymbal, that someone thought would be smart to use as a frisbee.
My roleset.

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WildJuaN (9:10:00) but I wanna die

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #29  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:11 pm

I put cyanide in your spaghetti sauce.
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Felissan
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Post Post #30  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:46 pm

I channel every meme in existence in your direction.
"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE" - DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this." - DeathRowKitty 2018
I believe in you, Miss Zirconium! <3

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StrangerCoug
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Post Post #31  (ISO)  » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:58 pm

I sabotage the brakes to your car, causing you to die in a red light crash.
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Iprobablysuck
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Post Post #32  (ISO)  » Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:43 am

Sadly, you were on the crosswalk and also die in the crash.
Do I REALLY suck? That's up to you to decide.

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #33  (ISO)  » Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:11 pm

You were driving the car Felissan crashed into and also die in the crash.
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Felissan
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Post Post #34  (ISO)  » Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:26 pm

You were also your car.
"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE" - DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this." - DeathRowKitty 2018
I believe in you, Miss Zirconium! <3

Ranking vids from a dead youtube meme playlist, for obvious reasons

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #35  (ISO)  » Thu Jun 15, 2017 3:13 pm

You are hanged from a flagpole.
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Errantparabola
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Post Post #36  (ISO)  » Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:34 pm

I dash through the sterile hallways of the hospital, duck under the nurses trying to stop me from barging in after visiting hours. I throw open the doors of the room and quickly rush to the bedridden StrangerCoug. He turns, slowly, at first not recognizing who I am. When he does, I grasp his hand, crying.

"Please," I start, but I can't think of anything to say. I'm terrified of losing him. He opens his mouth, trying to tell me something, but the words die in his throat and his heartbeat gets slower and slower.

His grasp on my hand weakens...
...then I pull out a knife from my pocket and slit his throat.
Today's modern mafia consumer demands dozens, nay, hundreds of roles that are vanilla cops. --implosion

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StrangerCoug
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Post Post #37  (ISO)  » Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:28 pm

I throw a toaster in your bathtub.
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roseheart
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Post Post #38  (ISO)  » Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:03 pm

I fire you out of a cannon.

animorpherv1
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Post Post #39  (ISO)  » Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:54 pm

I fire you into a cannon.
"Animorpherv1's posts are so powerful that prolonged exposure may cause vertigo, nausea, acute tinnitus, and in rare cases, death." - vonflare

"Ani is right 100% of the time" - Alisae

Iprobablysuck
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Post Post #40  (ISO)  » Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:01 pm

I fire a cannon at you.
Do I REALLY suck? That's up to you to decide.

GuyInFreezer
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Post Post #41  (ISO)  » Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:51 pm

I cannon you a fire.
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Felissan
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Post Post #42  (ISO)  » Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:51 am

I set you on fire. Forget the cannon.
"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE" - DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this." - DeathRowKitty 2018
I believe in you, Miss Zirconium! <3

Ranking vids from a dead youtube meme playlist, for obvious reasons

Iprobablysuck
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Post Post #43  (ISO)  » Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:25 pm

I crush you with a cannon. Forget the fire.
Do I REALLY suck? That's up to you to decide.

animorpherv1
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Post Post #44  (ISO)  » Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:50 pm

I kill you. Forget the fluff.
"Animorpherv1's posts are so powerful that prolonged exposure may cause vertigo, nausea, acute tinnitus, and in rare cases, death." - vonflare

"Ani is right 100% of the time" - Alisae

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #45  (ISO)  » Sat Jul 01, 2017 6:09 pm

I tie you to a tree in the middle of the woods and leave you to starve.
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Chardev
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Post Post #46  (ISO)  » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:19 pm

I untie animorpherv, who eats SC in his hunger.

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #47  (ISO)  » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:44 pm

I throw you out the window of your hotel room.
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Chardev
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Post Post #48  (ISO)  » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:44 pm

I point out that I don't live in a hotel, causing you to die of logic.

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #49  (ISO)  » Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:45 pm

I point out that I'm fully aware virtually nobody lives in a hotel and surgically remove your brain to perform unethical experiments on it.
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