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Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 1:02 pm
by PvtUrist
heavy heaving pagetop weighs on u

Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:24 pm
by vizIIsto
Your best friend betrays you by poisoning your cereal.

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 6:10 am
by StrangerCoug
You get caught up in a vendetta and die in a hail of machine gun fire.

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 11:16 pm
by PvtUrist
these mist covered mountains

are a grave now for u

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 12:26 am
by Invisibility
you fall off of the edge attempting to pick up a piece of trash that blew out of your hands while vacationing at the Grand Canyon

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 12:29 am
by PvtUrist
So be a simple kinda man,

or be something, you ded and ded stend

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 3:27 am
by vizIIsto
You take a dump in the Zambezi river, but a crocodile bites your butt.

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 6:21 am
by StrangerCoug
You take a pee in the Zambezi river, but a crocodile bites your... yeah, I'm not going to finish that sentence.

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 1:01 pm
by PvtUrist
U believe u can fly,

u believe and u ded

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 2:40 pm
by StrangerCoug
Janie's got a gun, and she shoots you with it :P

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 3:07 pm
by PvtUrist
ooh she's a little runaway,

daddy's girl learned fast and took your heart away

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 3:48 pm
by Invisibility
you drew the short straw and are the one to poke the bear with the stick

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 11:22 pm
by PvtUrist
Just beat it,

beat it,

your face got defeated

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 12:56 am
by Invisibility
while all the blood leaves your body, you consider that maybe capturing a wild lioness as a pet wasn’t a good idea

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 2:27 am
by PvtUrist
When the night has come,

and the land is dark.

And teh SK,

is the only, guy you'll meet.

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 4:08 am
by StrangerCoug
You are killed in an earthquake. Your tombstone makes mention of your great love of music.

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 5:25 am
by Iprobablysuck
you die. nobody knows why it just happened. press f.

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 6:49 am
by StrangerCoug
You die. The details are too embarrassing and graphic to publish here.

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 11:31 am
by Invisibility
due to a technical glitch, the government seized your organs before realizing that you were just sleeping

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 2:41 pm
by PvtUrist
you get a shiver in the dark,

it's a stabbing in the park in meantime.

south of something something,

you bled out.

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 3:02 pm
by StrangerCoug
You are electrocuted while setting up for a music concert.

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 3:21 pm
by PvtUrist
HIGHWAY TO HELL

YOU GOT RAN OVER ON TEH HIGHWAY TO HELL

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 10:16 pm
by Spangled
Armok eats you for breakfast.

Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 11:53 pm
by PvtUrist
sike you thought lyrics

but it is a knife

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 1:02 pm
by StrangerCoug
You are strangled with a guitar strap.