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Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 1:40 pm
by Invisibility
you are shot by your dog after you experimented on him to give him human intelligence
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 2:26 pm
by Spangled
You are taken to Y'ha Nthlei and eaten by a Deep One.
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 2:36 pm
by StrangerCoug
You are gassed with chlorine.
In post 275, Invisibility wrote:you are shot by your dog after you experimented on him to give him human intelligence
My dog eats you for calling her "him".
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 4:50 pm
by PvtUrist
It's another tequila sunrise,
staring into the sun made you blind.
You fell and ded.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 12:10 am
by vizIIsto
All I know, all I know
Loving you is a losing game.
Game over.
Some of those lyrics.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 12:16 am
by Invisibility
you are suspected for plotting to commit arson by angry bear park rangers
Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 1:25 am
by PvtUrist
Rebel rebel,
it's on your chest.
Rebel rebel,
you get eated by ayy.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 4:37 am
by Iprobablysuck
somebody once told me
the world was gonna roll me
you get stabbed by the sharpest tool in the shed
Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 7:31 am
by StrangerCoug
You are put on death row and executed for said stabbing.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 8:40 pm
by vizIIsto
You die from cardiac arrest while trying to see how many Jaffa Cakes can fit in your mouth at a birthday party.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 9:10 pm
by PvtUrist
You lived by yourself in a a swamp,
hunted alligators for livin,
then got knocked in the head by a stump.
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 3:51 am
by vizIIsto
You have a a concussion because a a friend hit you with a a bat and at a a hospital a a certain doctor couldn't save your life and a a darkness appeared.
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 4:02 am
by PvtUrist
You believe in a thing called love
somwthing something
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 6:19 am
by StrangerCoug
Your lover turns on you and shoots you in the back of the head at point-blank range.
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 12:08 am
by Spangled
A hacky sack hit you in the neck.
Where'd it come from?
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:24 am
by vizIIsto
You lost all your hearts fighting a cow because you thought real-life Minecraft would be a fun experience.
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:53 am
by StrangerCoug
You get crushed by a pallet of concrete blocks.
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 4:04 am
by vizIIsto
You crash your forklift into a big stall of cheeses, causing the whole cheese warehouse to collapse.
That was a nice video to watch btw
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:12 am
by StrangerCoug
You blindly follow your GPS, drive off a ferry dock, and drown.
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 2:06 pm
by Iprobablysuck
you were in the backseat idiot
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 11:41 pm
by Gamma Emerald
Your significant other shoots you because you were backseat driving.
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 11:50 pm
by vizIIsto
You didn't wear a seatbelt while being in the backseat.
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 5:24 am
by StrangerCoug
You are killed by a pressure-sensitive bomb when you sit in the back seat.
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 5:27 am
by vizIIsto
A pink dinosaur wearing a party hat, a living piano with shark teeth and a rooftile with a face cut your body into pieces with a forklift and eat your parts as sushi wrapped in fridges because you sit in the back seat.
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:40 am
by StrangerCoug
Your brain explodes.