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ACRV is EMPTY

NotAJumbleOfNumbers selects space 13...
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It's a
It goes $250,000 lost as penalty.

Wait, you killed them AND took all of their money?

I commit armed robbery and... "accidentally" kill StrangerCoug in the process.

The jury sees it as no accident and sentences you to death.

I hold onto you when I get put on the electric chair, taking you with me.

Your brain explodes as you try to comprehend how you would go about killing someone who is already dead.

I take a time machine to pre in to the clue game. I'm right! The killed is sentenced to death row.

You pretty much destroyed the time-space continuum entirely, so there goes you

I take a time machine destroying the time-space continuum entirely, so there goes you

...I'll give you that, though I still bash in your head for making me jealous.

i accidentally put strangercoug in a microwave thinking he's a hot pocket. Awareness: 0

I take a time machine 1 minute into the past, put an axe bomb in the microwave and turn the microwave on. When you get to the microwave the pressure from the axe bomb causes it to explode the microwave. By the time you realized your "hot pocket" was bleeding out you started to black out.

You get caught in the explosion of the microwave and die as a result.

unfortunately, strangercoug is double dead since the microwave exploded with him overheating inside. Impressive.

You are steamrolled flat.

I take a time machine to teach Bob The Builder to always remove his keys from the steamroller when he is not using it. Instead of using the machine Bob sees that you are trespassing on his property and uses his trusty shotgun to shoot you in half.

I take a time machine now remembering not to take a steamroller Bob the Builder or anybody connected with him is going to use, steal a steamroller from a different construction company, and run you over with it.

there was a bomb on the steamroller. F

...which I found and threw toward you.

little did he know, i thought ahead and implanted a second bomb in the steamroller which goes off after my death. Some real SAW shit here

Speaking of saws, I use one to decapitate you.

Reset button time! You die from it, along with literally everyone else

Everyone else includes you

...and you.

Your entire collection of fine china falls on you