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Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:50 pm
by StrangerCoug
You are sadistically sawn in half.
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:56 pm
by Iprobablysuck
you are eaten for dinner by a very hungry hungry hippo
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:02 pm
by NotAJumbleOfNumbers
You get a draw 1,000,000,000 card played on you and are crushed by the cards that appear.
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 4:04 am
by StrangerCoug
You are forced to make 1,000,000,000 cards for Iprobablysuck to draw in the first place and then subsequently worked to death.
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 6:30 am
by Iprobablysuck
He used your skin to make the cards
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:43 am
by StrangerCoug
I had an infectious disease at the time I was skinned and you end up catching it and dying from it.
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 12:30 pm
by logan5123
you then die from said infectious disease while I laugh at you
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 1:39 pm
by Iprobablysuck
You die from laughing too hard
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:33 pm
by StrangerCoug
I cut the cord to the chandelier over your head and let it crush you.
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:22 pm
by logan5123
Said cord happens to whiplash into you, electrocuting you to death.
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 6:40 pm
by StrangerCoug
You are then strangled with the cord.
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2020 6:57 pm
by NotAJumbleOfNumbers
I pull this conveniently placed trapdoor switch, making you fall to your death.
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 5:50 am
by StrangerCoug
You get electrocuted by the switch when you pull it.
Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 9:11 pm
by dsjstr
I take a time machine and get the yeet out of there and meet Elon Musk.
We have a nice diner and he agrees to send a Falcon 9 over to your house
T-10 until your death...
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 5:06 am
by StrangerCoug
I take a time machine and rig the diner you have dinner at to explode before you target my house with the Falcon 9.
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:08 pm
by Jake The Wolfie
As it turns out, time travel is very dangerous.
You are turned into pure energy, killing you instantly.
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:25 pm
by StrangerCoug
You are gutted alive for not taking an offer you couldn't refuse.
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 7:00 pm
by Jake The Wolfie
You took the offer you couldn't refuse, because of your lack of free will.
The last things you see is the Reaper reaching into your body and taking your soul, in exchange for endless riches.
Unfortunately for you, you are crushed by your endless riches. Whoops.
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2020 4:31 am
by StrangerCoug
You are gunned down by the police after getting caught stealing those riches.
Posted: Fri May 08, 2020 2:54 pm
by dsjstr
I take a time machine to April 30th 11:15 am, and disguise myself as an officer. Jake was innocent but he knew me from the past and I could not allow that. SC being the only other person who knew my identity was also killed "by accident in the shoot out".
Posted: Fri May 08, 2020 5:30 pm
by Iprobablysuck
the time travel police delete you from existence
Posted: Fri May 08, 2020 5:37 pm
by logan5123
The "Lack of Capitalization" police shoot you.
The bullets delete you from existence due to me being uncreative.
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 11:00 am
by StrangerCoug
You are crushed by an improperly installed ceiling fan.
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 11:24 am
by Jake The Wolfie
Your advisory board, after having one of it's members leaves, turns on you for not choosing another member in time.
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 2:09 pm
by StrangerCoug
As the only one in the game I didn't put on the advisory board, I leave a clause in my will stating that you are to be executed upon my death.