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Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 2:19 pm
by Jake The Wolfie
The Ghostbusters are hired to kill your ghost after your pitiful attempt to unlawfully execute me.
(Achievement Get: Cheated Death. Avoid dying to someone's kill attempt.)
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 2:58 pm
by StrangerCoug
You are beaten to death with your achievement trophy.
Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 6:14 pm
by Hectic
StrangerCoug was playing cricket when a stray giraffe found it's way onto the field. The giraffe bit StrangeCoug, which was actually quite shocking to everyone involved. StrangeCoug tried to fight back, and swung his bat so hard, it ruptured his bladder.
He died many decades later due to old age.
Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 7:21 pm
by StrangerCoug
Your brain explodes when you learn that cricket is not popular where I live.
Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 3:01 am
by Jake The Wolfie
You die of bladder failure.
Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 6:14 am
by StrangerCoug
You die of coronavirus. Yes, I went there.
Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 10:40 am
by Iprobablysuck
he spread it to you cause you didn't stay indoors
Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 2:00 pm
by StrangerCoug
I didn't stay indoors because you ordered pizza from me and I spread it to you as a result.