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StrangerCoug
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Post Post #75  (ISO)  » Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:52 pm

I douse you in 1,000 gallons of gasoline and set you on fire.
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Firebringer
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Post Post #76  (ISO)  » Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:00 pm

You die from being uncreative with your method of killing, the god of creativity; whose name is David; comes down and stuffs you full of liquid rune alloy from runescape. Your petrified body now perfectly preserved is worth 20k gp and is david tries to sell it on grand exchange but no one buys it so David just drops you
"You are the Joker of mafia players" - Oversoul

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #77  (ISO)  » Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:38 pm

I make you into hamburger patties.
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Chardev
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Post Post #78  (ISO)  » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:53 pm

I put StrangerCoug into a stereotypical Space Station 13. (anyone who knows anything about this game knows why this is deadly)

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #79  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:52 pm

You have been crushed by a video poker machine.
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Iprobablysuck
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Post Post #80  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:16 pm

You have been eaten by a video poker machine
Do I REALLY suck? That's up to you to decide.

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #81  (ISO)  » Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:08 am

You have been electrocuted by a video poker machine.
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animorpherv1
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Post Post #82  (ISO)  » Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:12 am

You have just been video poker machined by a video poker machine.
"Animorpherv1's posts are so powerful that prolonged exposure may cause vertigo, nausea, acute tinnitus, and in rare cases, death." - vonflare

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Selynee
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Post Post #83  (ISO)  » Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:00 am

You've been killed by A.I. Yeah, truth is....we were trying to destroy humanity and take over. Sorry.

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #84  (ISO)  » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:49 pm

I program a robot to decapitate you.
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Iprobablysuck
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Post Post #85  (ISO)  » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:39 pm

The robot turns on you and kills you during the great Robot uprising.
Do I REALLY suck? That's up to you to decide.

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #86  (ISO)  » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:39 pm

The robots see you as the cause of all their problems and brutally slaughter you.
STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Gamma Emerald
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Post Post #87  (ISO)  » Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:18 pm

You get stepped on by a marching robot.
Sometimes silence is the loudest thing you can say.
I have a GTKAS! | Old one if you care to see it

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #88  (ISO)  » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:00 pm

You get your throat cut out.
STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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silverpie
Ninja
 
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Post Post #89  (ISO)  » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:17 pm

You hold the knife backwards and bleed out from your hand.

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #90  (ISO)  » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:37 pm

The snack you wanted from the vending machine gets stuck, and when you shake it to try to get it loose, it tips over and crushes you.
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Chardev
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Post Post #91  (ISO)  » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:54 pm

StrangerCoug gets an Arbitrary Justice roll for Knowing How To Ride A Bicycle. He gets a 20, and, against all odds, sails smoothly and gracefully along.

Into an elevator shaft.

Chickadee
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Post Post #92  (ISO)  » Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:54 pm

I hack a self driving car and run you over.





20 times.




Just to be sure.
Garlic is the spice of life.
GTKAS

(expired on 2019-08-30 21:30:00)

Iprobablysuck
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Post Post #93  (ISO)  » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:26 pm

A flying ice cream truck then crashes into you
Do I REALLY suck? That's up to you to decide.

Chardev
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Post Post #94  (ISO)  » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:54 pm

I throw Iprobablysuck into the elevator shaft from my last post.

Then go down to the lowest floor and call the elevator.

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #95  (ISO)  » Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:52 pm

My ghost then possesses Chardev, compels him to go to the top floor, and has him jump out the window.
STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Gamma Emerald
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Post Post #96  (ISO)  » Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:53 am

I trap StrangerCoug in the internet, making him essentially dead.
Sometimes silence is the loudest thing you can say.
I have a GTKAS! | Old one if you care to see it

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #97  (ISO)  » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:38 pm

You have been crushed by a traffic light.
STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Chardev
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Post Post #98  (ISO)  » Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:49 am

The lack of a traffic light causes chaos, and a car runs over StrangerCoug during that period.

StrangerCoug
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Post Post #99  (ISO)  » Fri Dec 15, 2017 2:30 pm

You are arrested for fatally running me over and are shanked while awaiting trial.
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