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Kill the Above Poster

PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 12:15 am
by StrangerCoug
Self-explanatory, but you're free to get creative.

I'm your first victim.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:57 am
by JDGA
DIE THE DEATH
SENTENCE TO DEATH
GREAT EQUALISER IS THE DEATH

PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:12 am
by mallowgeno
*Laminator*

PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:27 am
by JDGA
...;_;
I have no retort

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:27 am
by StrangerCoug
I run you over with a tractor.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:26 am
by Felissan
Earlier this morning, I had removed all the coolant fluid from SC's tractor. *KABOOM*

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:42 pm
by Aronis
Last night, I placed 100 land mines around SC's tractor. *KABOOM*

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 3:28 pm
by Felissan
I dayvig Aronis for failing to follow the rules.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:02 pm
by Xalxe
I point out that Aronis placing the land mines would have blown you up, as it occurred hours before you drained the coolant.

While you ponder this well-reasoned point, I stab you in the neck.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:14 pm
by Iprobablysuck
After Xalxe stabs Felissan, I trip him with a Mortal Kombat-style leg sweep, grab the knife and stab him in the heart 20 times.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:33 pm
by WildJuaN
I rally the members of the Town to lynch Iprobablysuck, the Serial Killer.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:49 pm
by Psyche
the newer edgier strangercoug

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:37 pm
by StrangerCoug
I decapitate Psyche for not killing anyone.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 11:09 pm
by Aronis
I decapitate StrangerCoug for killing someone.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:36 am
by StrangerCoug
You have been tied up, gagged, doused in gasoline, and set on fire.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:55 am
by Felissan
The time paradoxes caused by my previous shenanigans erase the multiverse. Which includes SC.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:39 am
by Iprobablysuck
In the void of nothingness, I am. I create life. One of these creations is a creature called Felissan. I tell my creations to never eat the forbidden Tuna, as that is mine. Felissan does not listen, and eats it. I strike down upon him with the vengeful fury of a god, and he is no longer a man, just a pile of dust in the wind.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:52 am
by randomidget
I use philosophy to disprove the existence of ips, therefore causing his death

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:59 am
by Felissan
I use philosophy to put a stick of dynamite in randomidget's massive mouth.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:13 pm
by WildJuaN
I use philosophy to kill anyone using philosophy.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:55 pm
by StrangerCoug
You have therefore committed suicide.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:56 pm
by Felissan
I blow a whistle to unleash a massive horde of SJWs who are pissed that you'd make fun of suicide.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:57 pm
by StrangerCoug
You open a letter bomb.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:13 pm
by WildJuaN
"Letter" has six letters in it, each of which is a letter bomb. The first bomb obliterates you, and the five others are overkill.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:25 pm
by Felissan
Since their initial target is dead, the last five bombs move on to the next available target. And it's just enough to kill you.