Welcome to the Dungeon! Game 01 [JDGA]

[JDGA]

Okay yeah, I don't know what you were thinking unless you were trying to confuse us into pulling out early (which would be counterproductive for you so ?!?!)

Draw

[JDGA]

Add

[Shrek]

Not my fault you people can't understand finer humor.

[Mauthe]

The Board:

THE MONSTERS

Name	Quantity	Strength	Eliminated by
Goblin	2	1	Tor ch Ring of Power *
Skeleton	2	2	Tor ch Holy Grail Ring of Power *
Orc	2	3	Tor ch
Vampire	2	4	Holy Grail
Golem	2	5	War Hammer
Lich	1	6	Invisibility Cloak Holy Grail
Demon	1	7	Invisibility Cloak Demonic Pact
Dragon	1	9	Invisibility Cloak Dragon Spear

THE ADVENTURER & THEIR EQUIPMENT

WARRIOR

: 3 Health Points

Name	Effect	In Play?
Plate Armour	HP +5	Y
Knight Shield	HP +3	Y
Torch	Eliminate Monsters with strength 3 or less.	Y
Holy Grail	Eliminate Monsters with even-numbered strength.	Y
Dragon Spear	Eliminate the Dragon.	Y
Vorpal Sword	Eliminate one Monster that you choose before entering the Dungeon. Choose a type of Monster before revealing the first Dungeon card. You eliminate all Monsters matching that choice. EG: If you choose to eliminate Skeletons, and there happen to be two of them in the Dungeon, eliminate both Skeletons	Y

The Adventurer starts with all their equipment.
The Dungeon has 4 monsters.
The Monster Deck has 9 cards.

animorpherv1. Draw. Pass. What will it be?

[Shrek]

actually dungeon has more than three monsters

...you sly jerk

[JDGA]

Not my fault you people can't understand finer humor.

Ah, the old "if you don't think my joke was funny then you're a bad person" defence.

[Mauthe]

Not my fault you people can't understand finer humor.

'Fine' as in miniscule or barely there, in this context?

[Shrek]

Yes.

[animorpherv1]

Pass

[Mauthe]

Okay then it is Tatsuya Kaname's turn. Same as the board at the top of the page (sue me, I'm lazy!).

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Draw.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

That also goes into the dungeon.

[JDGA]

Draw

[JDGA]

Remove Holy Grail

[Mauthe]

The Board:

THE MONSTERS

Name	Quantity	Strength	Eliminated by
Goblin	2	1	Tor ch Ring of Power *
Skeleton	2	2	Tor ch Holy Grail Ring of Power *
Orc	2	3	Tor ch
Vampire	2	4	Holy Grail
Golem	2	5	War Hammer
Lich	1	6	Invisibility Cloak Holy Grail
Demon	1	7	Invisibility Cloak Demonic Pact
Dragon	1	9	Invisibility Cloak Dragon Spear

THE ADVENTURER & THEIR EQUIPMENT

WARRIOR

: 3 Health Points

Name	Effect	In Play?
Plate Armour	HP +5	Y
Knight Shield	HP +3	Y
Torch	Eliminate Monsters with strength 3 or less.	Y
Holy Grail	Eliminate Monsters with even-numbered strength.	NO
Dragon Spear	Eliminate the Dragon.	Y
Vorpal Sword	Eliminate one Monster that you choose before entering the Dungeon. Choose a type of Monster before revealing the first Dungeon card. You eliminate all Monsters matching that choice. EG: If you choose to eliminate Skeletons, and there happen to be two of them in the Dungeon, eliminate both Skeletons	Y

The Dungeon has 5 monsters.
The Monster Deck has 7 cards.

Back to you Tatsuya!

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Draw!

[Tatsuya Kaname]

That's ALSO going into the dungeon.

[Mauthe]

The Dungeon has 6 monsters.
The Monster Deck has 6 cards.

JDGA again!

[JDGA]

Draw

[JDGA]

Remove Dragon Spear

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Gimme one more card.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

That's going with the Knight shield.

[JDGA]

Pass

Have a nice death.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Eliminate the 6s.

[JDGA]

lmao rip