I'm Chardev, your new overlord. As the moderator, I have godlike powers enabling me to take over the site!
What's wrong? Do you look unhappy? TOO BAD. Unless you want to kill me you're out of luck.
Now, where are the rules? Oh. I lost them. Guess I'll just make some up."
1. "Don't expect attacks to actually work. I AM the moderator."
2. "You can help me, but I will betray you."
3. "Yes, you can defeat me, but you need to use attacks I can't get around. (why did I say that)"
4. "If an attack works, it will deal little damage, and I will do something to make sure it doesn't work again."
5. "Red in quotes is my color. Don't use it."
6. "Try to keep things mafia-themed. This is in MafiaScum."
"Let's begin, shall we?
Chardev