MEdian [EP2 Signups]

[Tatsuya Kaname]

It was a bait. LOL

Did you believe of Santa when you were a child? What did you believe back then?

[DiplomatDC]

Welp, I completely forgot to log into MS the last few days ><

[Gosrir Elmer Odels]

I'm not from a country where Santa brings the presents on Christmas, so I obviously didn't believe in him, even though he was ubiquitous in the running television programs. I'm not sure what I believed in as a kid. In 2nd grade I somehow became an Atheist, & managed to stay like this, but I reckon 2nd grade is too old to believe in Santa-like creatures anyway.

One thing that I did believe as a kid: I have vivid memories of an older kid stealing my nose.

(BTW, Santa doesn't pay for gifts. He makes them by forced little people slave labour. All he has to pay is his humanity.)

[Ircher]

(buzzer)

Welp, that's time. DiplomatDC, you lost a thousand and are responsible for someone getting the ONLY MEdian this round.

With that, let's go!

Spoiler: Results #2

10 StrangerCoug

45 xofelf

47 mallowgeno

50 Iprobablysuck

89 Gosrir Elmer Odels

ONLY

ME

dian

93 Xalxe

102 BuJaber

110 animorpherv1

111 Ircher

Well, half of us say that One Piece can still be enjoyed for another 5 years while the other half are being so salty with it. Gosrir, by the way, I think you're happy with this.

#	NAME	SCORE
1	Gosrir Elmer Odels	1,700 (+1,500)
2	Xalxe	1,400 (+400)
2	Iprobablysuck	1,400 (+400)
4	BuJaber	700 (+300)
5	animorpherv1	500 (+200)
6	StrangerCoug	-100 (-500)
7	mallowgeno	-200 (+300)
8	Ircher	-300 (-500)
8	xofelf	-300 (+200)
10	DiplomatDC	-700 (-1,000) X

I swear I remember the question being "What volume will the series be at when it ends." Yeesh.....

[Ircher]

I'm not from a country where Santa brings the presents on Christmas, so I obviously didn't believe in him, even though he was ubiquitous in the running television programs. I'm not sure what I believed in as a kid. In 2nd grade I somehow became an Atheist, & managed to stay like this, but I reckon 2nd grade is too old to believe in Santa-like creatures anyway.

One thing that I did believe as a kid: I have vivid memories of an older kid stealing my nose.

(BTW, Santa doesn't pay for gifts. He makes them by forced little people slave labour. All he has to pay is his humanity.)

The fake Santa doesn't pay for gifts, but the real Santa (i.e.: your parents) do!

[Tatsuya Kaname]

I swear I remember the question being "What volume will the series be at when it ends." Yeesh.....

You can blame on my bad writing.

[DiplomatDC]

Santa wasn't real for as long as I could remember

[animorpherv1]

You two must have had depraved child hoods

[Iprobablysuck]

wait back it the fuck up

santa's not real?

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Will result as soon as I am free. I recall someone still not submitting.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

(buzzer)

I expect a lot of money coming from a government. One country's government.

Spoiler: Results #3

$8,000,000 Iprobablysuck

$20,000,000 xofelf

$25,000,000 animorpherv1

$50,000,000 BuJaber

$487,000,000 Xalxe

ME

dian
$750,000,000 StrangerCoug

ME

dian

$780,000,000 mallowgeno

$2,846,000,000 Ircher

$5,000,000,000 DiplomatDC

$52,600,000,000 Gosrir Elmar Odels

$52.6 billion, Gosrir? That's more than 3 years of Wakanda's yearly budget!

#	NAME	SCORE
1	Xalxe	2,400 (+1,000)
2	Gosrir Elmer Odels	1,200 (-500)
3	BuJaber	1,100 (+400)
4	Iprobablysuck	900 (-500)
4	StrangerCoug	900 (+1,000)
6	animorpherv1	800 (+300)
7	mallowgeno	200 (+400)
8	Ircher	0 (+300)
9	xofelf	-100 (+200)
10	DiplomatDC	-500 (+200) X

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Here's your category for Question 4: Borrowing Some Won't Hurt

QUESTION 4 - ฺBORROWING SOME WON'T HURT

If we ask 100 random junior high (Grade 7-9) students: "Have you ever stolen someone's items, and then return it later, without they noticing?", how many of them would admit doing it?

Submit your answers in (expired on 2018-07-31 09:50:49).

I once borrowed Santa's Rudolph and ride him through the moon. Nah just kidding, I hate riding animals, almost got an accident once.

PM your answers and start talking... Now.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Remember, no actual survey has been done, you just guess what the number would have been if we did the survey.

What have you done to your friends that you feel happy about? (No offense please)

[Gosrir Elmer Odels]

What I feel

happy

about? Idk, being supportive & respectful? One thing I haven't done is stealing from them. I guess I feel happy about that.

[DiplomatDC]

being their heart, i think

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Yep, we're talking about the positives.

Like, friendship is the best thing you can get from school, besides knowledge and stuffs obviously.

[DiplomatDC]

I wish I ha better friends

[DiplomatDC]

Whoops let it slip. I meant better friends. In HS.

But the ones that were really good to me I keep them close to my heart for sure.

[BuJaber]

Yeah I mean a good friend just does stuff for their friends. You do it because you like, respect, and appreciate them.

Nothing jumps out as me as something I did that really stood out. Haven't been in a position where I have to do something really big like save their life or donate an organ or get them back on their feet, which is obviously a good thing thankfully.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

(buzzer)

By the way, xofelf said "Most people would probably just keep it", which I agree.

Spoiler: Results #4

8 Ircher

16 Gosrir Elmer Odels

25 StrangerCoug

30

MATCH!

mallowgeno / xofelf

40 DiplomatDC

ONLY

ME

dian

51 BuJaber

55 Iprobablysuck

65 animorpherv1

79 Xalxe

Well, I had a lot of stuffs I "borrowed" like ten years ago and still have them until now.

And look, we have an Only MEdian and a match! That nets you more moolah, congrats.

#	NAME	SCORE
1	Xalxe	1,900 (-500)
2	BuJaber	1,500 (+400)
3	Gosrir Elmer Odels	1,400 (+200)
4	Iprobablysuck	1,200 (+300)
4	StrangerCoug	1,200 (+300)
6	animorpherv1	1,000 (+200)
6	DiplomatDC	1,000 (+1,500) X
8	mallowgeno	850 (+400) (+250)
9	xofelf	550 (+400) (+250)
10	Ircher	-500 (-500)

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Concluding Round 1 with:

I Love You, I Need You, I Hug You

Another If we askeed question coming right up. This time, we go on couples.

QUESTION 5 - ฺI LOVE YOU, I NEED YOU, I HUG YOU

If we asked 100 couples about how their relationship started, how many of them would reply that the girl approached to the boy first?

Submit your answers in (expired on 2018-08-03 01:01:00).

I could imaging if I am the one researching those couples. I might be arrested for being envious. (Also blame me if the question wording looks a bit weird.)

PM your answers and start talking... Now.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Tell me about your couple relationship, if you have one. I'll be here. I'll be here...

[animorpherv1]

Man, a question about straight relationships on mafiascum? What heresey is this.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Just please don't say anything Speakeasy-qualified, alright? LOL

[xofelf]

Uh oh, if I count my own relationships with boys, I come up even. WHAT DOES THIS MEAAAAN? Am i just the statistical anamoly throwing off the entire model singlehandedly??