I have a sword. Who wants to fight me? (Day 2!)

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Post Post #0  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:42 am

Porkens stands, hind feet apart, wielding a 3-foot katana at a mid stance.
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Post Post #1  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:16 am

cowards

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Post Post #2  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:35 am

I, with my dagger, lunge towards Porkens.
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Post Post #3  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:47 am

I warn you a sword in my hands is greater than a dagger in any hand.

Porkens thrusts his sword out like a laser pointer at neck level

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Post Post #4  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:00 am

Alas, I double-back at the last minute and circle around Porkens to stab him from behind.
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Post Post #5  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:27 pm

i write mean things about porkens on the internet
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i call mod abuse

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Post Post #6  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:03 pm

I find Porkens’ mother and tell her that his son is standing around at the mall food court, waving a sword at people, and she should come get him.
Wait, you're telling me "touché" doesn't rhyme with "douche?"

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Post Post #7  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:14 am

backed into a corner by 3 to 1 odds, Porkens curses under his breath "kuso!"

reaching into the secret pocket in his sash, his hands flick out three time SHINK SHINK SHINK ninja throwing stars fly, one at each opponent

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Post Post #8  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:21 am

Out of the thin air appears the mighty Nuison, Lightsbane, Fist of Justice wearing his glowing golden aura armor and wielding his mighty quarterstaff, the Lightstick, the Staff of Nui. With his right arm, he blocks all three throwing stars, each bouncing harmlessly against his bracer, and with his left, he spins his staff menacingly.
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Post Post #9  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:41 am

i die
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i call mod abuse

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Post Post #10  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:41 am

:((((((((
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i call mod abuse

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Post Post #11  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:25 am

Everyone in the food court scatters and runs terrified as the idiot with the ninja sword has just killed three people.

Here come the cops, whoop whoop!
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Post Post #12  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:28 am

Lies
I blocked the ninja stars
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Post Post #13  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:13 pm

I nuke the place
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Post Post #14  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:48 pm

I evade the ninja star with my great dexterity.
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Post Post #15  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 14, 2018 9:56 pm

I level a gun at Porkens.
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Post Post #16  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:04 pm

I then jump into the air and throw a spare dagger I have right at Porken’s left eye.
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Post Post #17  (ISO)  » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:04 am

Porkens is hit with a blast of gamma radiation as McMenno's nuke goes off. Porkens mutates.

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Post Post #18  (ISO)  » Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:26 am

The Nuison charges the mutated Porkens, spinning his quarterstaff in front of him.
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Post Post #19  (ISO)  » Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:12 am

His eye punctured, Mutant Porkens' hound-like nose smells this gambit from a mile away, he tries to run and hide.

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Post Post #20  (ISO)  » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:17 pm

What about the obvious solution?
VOTE: Porkens

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Not Voting (7) - Porkens, Inferno390, Ircher, Invisibility, Allomancer, TanisNikana, McMenno

With 8 alive it takes 5 to lynch!
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Post Post #21  (ISO)  » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:53 pm

VOTE: Porkens
"Do I have permission to....refute some of the bs that Inferno just spewed out?"--TywinL
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Post Post #22  (ISO)  » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:02 pm

VOTE: Porkens
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Post Post #23  (ISO)  » Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:16 pm

[v]porken[b/s]
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i call mod abuse

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Post Post #24  (ISO)  » Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:16 pm

oh no
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