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He said he'll be on it when PM's are out for Anime U-Pick.

As promised, the game continues in 15 hours!

...and it's now been 28

, let's start off big, open the case...



Case 19, open the case.



What do we have for numbah five?



Case 13, better be lucky! Open the case...



Moving on to case #1. Open the case...



Finally Case 25. Open the case...







And here's coming up with your first offer. If you say No Deal, you will have to open . And remember that this is the new Deal or No Deal. You may at one point issue a to the bank, which if he takes it, that's a done deal. But if the Banker says No Deal, all the money goes off the board and the game is forced to continue. Now, let's hear from our banker...

Ring ring, ring ring, ring ring... Pick up your phone...

Yes, I'm going to annoy you with that all game because I am a mean kitty. Welcome back to the -2010s!

Anyway, I've got my laptop open, and I've been doing some number-crunching here about what I should offer you. You were a little hit and miss as far as getting low values go, but the penny right off the bat is impressive. I'm going to be nice this once and offer a bit more than it says I should give you: .

Deal or no deal?

Oh come on, you can do better than that.

4, 8, 15, 16, 23

(applauses)

Alright! Keep going with 5 cases. Starting with #4. Open the case...



Number 8, show us something low!



Moving on with case 15. Open the case...



Case 16, show us a dollar!



Case 23, open the case...







Banker's offer incoming. If you say No Deal, you will have to open . The option is also available. I think I know what he's going to say...

Ring ring, ring ring, ring ring... Pick up your phone...

In post 105, Xalxe wrote:Oh come on, you can do better than that.

You were saying? I saw you open two six-digit cases

But the other three were all $1,000 or less. That's not bad. I think that deserves an award of sorts, don't you think?

And that award is... a higher offer. How does sound to you?

Deal or no deal?

Ooh, I like that offer! I'm not taking it, but I like it! !

2, 9, 21, 26

(applauses)

That's a generosity from the Banker right there. Let's see if he'll be even more generous... or you crash and burn. Hopefully you don't.

Coming along with 4 cases to open. Let's see what's behind case number 2. Open the case...



Can we see what's in number 9, please.



Case #21, don't let us down. Open the case...



Finally, at the end of the line, case number 26, open the case...







I sometimes think I need to fix the phone after this.

(few laughs)

Third offer coming from the Banker. If you say No Deal, you will have to open . Remember, you can still if you want to. Here we go...

Ring ring, ring ring, ring ring... Pick up your phone...

You impress me, Xalxe. I'm scared a bit here. Perhaps as much as you are.

Fortunes can quite easily change in one of our favors here, so I want you to think long and hard about this offer: .

Deal or no deal?

Now see, I knew we were friends, SC. That's a lovely offer, and I'll be honest, I'm very tempted to accept. Unfortunately, I am a betting man, so I think I'll be going another round.

Open 11, 3 and 7.

(cheers)

Nice gambling spirit here! Let's see if it pays off. Three cases. First we open case 11. Open the case...



Then we have number 3. Open the case...



Case 7, better be a small number. Open the case...








I think the Banker has something to think. , take a look at this offer carefully. If you say No Deal, you will have to open . The option can also work well if you feel like it. Also, we should try to answer the phone fast before we get copystrike.

(few laughs)

*the ringtone gets changed again to something even annoying, so much so that it's better to leave it to Xalxe's imagination*

A gambling man, you say, Xalxe? Well now, you don't want to be pressing your luck too far in this game. This show, too, has consequences for those who take it too far

Speaking of , remember that guy Michael Larson? Well... I'm going to offer you more money than he got with how far he dared to press his luck: your first six-digit offer is for !

Deal or No Deal?

I love to make mistakes. !

Open 6 and 10.

(gasps, cheers)

You sure are pressing your luck right now. If these two picks are small ones, we might get to see some interesting offers.

Case 6, please be small. Open the case...



What about case number 10? Open the case...








, from now on, you're entering the point where we open before each deal. Each case you open from now on will affect the deal quite a lot. The is still there to use. And now, here's your fourth offer from the Banker...

*unspeakably annoying ringtone*

You got a bit too cocky, Xalxe. I have a number here my calculations say I should offer you, but I don't think it accurately reflects the price of your greed. So instead, I'm going to ignore what my little formula says and offer you only . Still leaves you with most of your dignity since you also took out one of the lower amounts.

Deal or no deal?

18 is speaking to me, open her up.

(gasps, cheers)

Going further now! Let's see if that pays off. We're going one at a time right now. Case #18, please better be $10 or $50. Open the case...







*picks up phone*

Hello? ( is still available)

Ah, it was speaking to me, and it was saying "no. stop. don't." I misheard!

rip

*unspeakably annoying ringtone*

...Yep. As you know, it got worse. And it's not looking pretty for you.

You've now lost a digit in the offers you're getting from me: . Which means to hell with inflation, Michael Larson would still have you beat.

Deal or no deal?

Think this carefully, Xalxe. Your case might have $300,000 or $500,000 or something much lower than that.

So sorry! I had been mulling over a counter-offer. Also I forgot.

StrangerCoug, I'll walk away now if you're willing to give me .

*unspeakably annoying ringtone*

Another $22,000, you say?

Well, it's a pretty swingy stage of the game right now, and you know I really don't want to see you open the $10 so I'd have to raise my offer considerably.

It's a done . Enjoy your money. I've kept the banker's seat warm for you when we change places.