Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Game Over

Iconeum · Post Post #500 (ISO) » Wed Sep 04, 2019 10:55 pm

enjoy poetry

Charles510 · Post Post #501 (ISO) » Wed Sep 04, 2019 10:56 pm

>enjoy poetry
Hey, let's not overdo it, okay?

"Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes."

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Iconeum · Post Post #502 (ISO) » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:18 pm

enjoy poetry

Charles510 · Post Post #503 (ISO) » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:37 pm

>enjoy poetry
Hey, let's not overdo it, okay?

"And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

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Iconeum · Post Post #504 (ISO) » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:42 pm

enjoy poetry

Charles510 · Post Post #505 (ISO) » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:48 pm

>enjoy poetry
Hey, let's not overdo it, okay?

"You looked like you enjoyed my poem. I think...yes, I think I'll read the NEXT verse, also!"

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Iconeum · Post Post #506 (ISO) » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:52 pm

Charles510 · Post Post #507 (ISO) » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:53 pm

>wait
Time passes...

"Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk!"

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Iconeum · Post Post #508 (ISO) » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:54 pm

enjoy poetry

Charles510 · Post Post #509 (ISO) » Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:25 pm

>enjoy poetry
Hey, let's not overdo it, okay?

"Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs."

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Iconeum · Post Post #510 (ISO) » Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:37 pm

enjoy poetry

Charles510 · Post Post #511 (ISO) » Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:48 pm

>enjoy poetry
Hey, let's not overdo it, okay?

"Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt."

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Iconeum · Post Post #512 (ISO) » Thu Sep 05, 2019 11:04 pm

enjoy poetry

Charles510 · Post Post #513 (ISO) » Fri Sep 06, 2019 10:05 am

>enjoy poetry
Hey, let's not overdo it, okay?

"Since you have somehow managed to survive two verses of my poetry, I have no choice but to space you. Guards!" A guard grabs you and Ford, and drags you toward the hold. Ford whispers, "Don't worry, I'll think of something!"

Vogon Hold
This is a squalid room filled with grubby mattresses, unwashed cups, and unidentifiable bits of smelly alien underwear. A door lies to port, and an airlock lies to starboard.
Along one wall is a tall dispensing machine.
In the corner is a glass case with a switch and a keyboard.
It looks like the glass case contains:
an atomic vector plotter

The guard releases you and Ford and begins cycling the air in the airlock. "Hey, guard!" shouts Ford, "do you really enjoy this sort of thing? Shouting, stomping around, shooting people, is it really a fulfilling career?"

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Gamma Emerald · Post Post #514 (ISO) » Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:55 pm

>wait

Charles510 · Post Post #515 (ISO) » Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:28 pm

I'm just going to ignore that command until Iconeum gets here.

Gamma Emerald · Post Post #516 (ISO) » Sat Sep 07, 2019 12:53 pm

WOW OKAY

Charles510 · Post Post #517 (ISO) » Sat Sep 07, 2019 1:01 pm

Spoiler: Gamma

Gamma Emerald · Post Post #518 (ISO) » Sat Sep 07, 2019 1:02 pm

Iconeum · Post Post #519 (ISO) » Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:07 pm

type Gashee

Charles510 · Post Post #520 (ISO) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 2:16 pm

>type Gashee
You used the word "gashee" in a way that I don't understand.

>type "Gashee"
The glass case opens.

Ford continues trying to talk the guard into a sudden career change.

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Iconeum · Post Post #521 (ISO) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:01 pm

take all

Charles510 · Post Post #522 (ISO) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:52 pm

>take all
keyboard: Nice try.

Ford continues trying to talk the guard into a sudden career change.

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Iconeum · Post Post #523 (ISO) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:09 pm

take atomic vector plotter

Charles510 · Post Post #524 (ISO) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:26 pm

>take atomic vector plotter
Taken.

Ford continues trying to talk the guard into a sudden career change.

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