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Post Post #1350 (ISO) » Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:44 am

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This is a difficult game. I bet you guys can figure out how to win!
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Post Post #1351 (ISO) » Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:00 pm

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In post 1349, brassherald wrote:This game is the worst. First I had to have an analgesic which the solo person couldn't figure out, then I can't hug another man?
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Post Post #1352 (ISO) » Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:58 pm

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> south
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Post Post #1353 (ISO) » Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:18 pm

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>south
You can't go that way.

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Post Post #1354 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 6:37 am

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> look
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Post Post #1355 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 7:30 am

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>look
Vogon Hold
This is a squalid room filled with grubby mattresses, unwashed cups, and unidentifiable bits of smelly alien underwear. A door lies to port, and an airlock lies to starboard.
Ford Prefect is here.
Along one wall is a tall dispensing machine.
In the corner is a glass case with a switch and a keyboard.
It looks like the glass case contains:
an atomic vector plotter

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Post Post #1356 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 7:34 am

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>look at machine
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Post Post #1357 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:08 am

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>look at machine
The dispenser is tall, has a button at around eye-level, and says "Babel Fish" in large letters. Anything dispensed would probably come out the slot at around knee-level. It bears a small label which reads "Another fine product of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation."

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Post Post #1358 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:35 am

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>push button
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Post Post #1359 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:50 am

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>push button
Which button do you mean, the dispenser button, the red button, or the green button?

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Post Post #1360 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:51 am

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>push dispenser button
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Post Post #1361 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:54 am

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>push dispenser button
A single babel fish shoots out of the slot. It sails across the room and through a small hole in the wall, just under a metal hook.

Ford yawns. "Matter transference always tires me out. I'm going to take a nap." He places something on top of his satchel. "If you have any questions, here's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (Footnote 14). Ford lowers his voice to a whisper. "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you'll never be able to finish the game without consulting the Guide about lots of stuff." As he curls up in a corner and begins snoring, you pick up The Hitchhiker's Guide.

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Post Post #1362 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:58 am

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>Take satchel

>look in satchel
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Post Post #1363 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 9:09 am

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>take satchel
Taken.

>look in satchel
You can't. It's not yours. It's Ford's and it's private.

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Post Post #1364 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 9:36 am

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>take off gown
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Post Post #1365 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 9:37 am

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>take off gown
Okay, you're no longer wearing your gown.

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Post Post #1366 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 9:38 am

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>examine room
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Post Post #1367 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 9:47 am

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>examine room
Vogon Hold
This is a squalid room filled with grubby mattresses, unwashed cups, and unidentifiable bits of smelly alien underwear. A door lies to port, and an airlock lies to starboard.
There is a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is here.
Ford is in the corner, snoring loudly.
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an atomic vector plotter

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Post Post #1368 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 12:12 pm

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> look at keyboard
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Post Post #1369 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 1:09 pm

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>hang gown on hook
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Post Post #1370 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 3:12 pm

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>look at keyboard
You see nothing special about the keyboard.

>hang gown on hook
The gown is now hanging from the hook, covering a tiny hole.

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Post Post #1371 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 3:21 pm

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Post Post #1372 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 5:26 pm

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>look at thing aunt gave you
I don't know the word "gave".

>look at thing
Apart from a label on the bottom saying "Made in Ibiza" it furnishes you with no clue as to its purpose, if indeed it has one. You are surprised to see it because you thought you'd thrown it away. Like most gifts from your aunt, you've been trying to get rid of it for years.

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Post Post #1373 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 5:28 pm

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> type vogon
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Post Post #1374 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 6:00 pm

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>type vogon
That sentence isn't one I recognise.

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