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Post Post #1375 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 6:01 pm

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> use keyboard
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Post Post #1376 (ISO) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 6:03 pm

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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Turns: 65

>use keyboard
I don't know the word "use".

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Post Post #1377 (ISO) » Thu Dec 24, 2020 1:03 am

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>take thing
I've only made one good post, and don't you dare accuse me of doing it again.
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Post Post #1378 (ISO) » Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:25 am

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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Turns: 66

>take thing
Taken.

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Post Post #1379 (ISO) » Mon Dec 28, 2020 3:05 pm

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> push dispenser button
Retired Account
. I have no replacement.

After 2 years (almost exactly!) of inactivity I am giving MafiaScum a second chance...

Nah. I'm gone. Again.
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Post Post #1380 (ISO) » Mon Dec 28, 2020 3:17 pm

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>push dispenser button
A single babel fish shoots out of the slot. It sails across the room and hits the dressing gown. The fish slides down the sleeve of the gown and falls to the floor, vanishing through the grating of a hitherto unnoticed drain.

It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the exact moment you said "look at thing aunt gave you" a freak wormhole opened in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried your words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time. A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'Hurgs, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvunt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green, sweet-smelling steam. As a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, the Vl'Hurg challenged his vile enemy to take back what it had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in its sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words "look at thing aunt gave you" drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in the Vl'hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries. Eventually the error was detected, but over two hundred and fifty thousand worlds, their peoples and cultures perished in the holocaust.

You have destroyed most of a small galaxy. Please pick your words with greater care.

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Post Post #1381 (ISO) » Tue Jan 19, 2021 5:05 pm

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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Turns: 68

>inventory
You have:
no tea
a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
a satchel
The Hitchhiker's Guide
an electronic Sub-Etha signaling device
a towel
a loose pile of junk mail
a toothbrush
a flathead screwdriver

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Post Post #1382 (ISO) » Sun Mar 21, 2021 6:29 pm

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Is anyone still interested in playing or should I lock the thread?
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Post Post #1383 (ISO) » Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:58 pm

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In post 1382, Charles510 wrote:Is anyone still interested in playing or should I lock the thread?
/in
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Post Post #1384 (ISO) » Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:49 pm

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Hi Nancy, Would you like to play from the current point in the Vogon Hold, or restart back to the beginning?
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Post Post #1385 (ISO) » Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:55 pm

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In post 1384, Charles510 wrote:Hi Nancy, Would you like to play from the current point in the Vogon Hold, or restart back to the beginning?
Probably restart?
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Post Post #1386 (ISO) » Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:02 pm

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Bedroom Score: 0 Turns: 0
THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

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Post Post #1387 (ISO) » Tue Mar 23, 2021 10:42 pm

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Turn on the light
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~the worst
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Post Post #1388 (ISO) » Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:46 am

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Bedroom Score: 0 Turns: 1

>Turn on the light
Good start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your life. The light is now on.

Bedroom, in the bed
The bedroom is a mess.
It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone.
There is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed)
There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed)

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Post Post #1389 (ISO) » Sat Mar 27, 2021 2:26 am

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How many turns do we get and can we take them in succession or only one at a time?
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Post Post #1390 (ISO) » Sat Mar 27, 2021 2:42 am

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In post 1389, Nancy Drew 39 wrote:How many turns do we get and can we take them in succession or only one at a time?
Take as many turns as you like. You can take them in succession or one at a time, however you like. You are the only one playing now so you may play whatever is good for you.
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Post Post #1391 (ISO) » Mon Mar 29, 2021 10:16 am

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In post 1390, Charles510 wrote:
In post 1389, Nancy Drew 39 wrote:How many turns do we get and can we take them in succession or only one at a time?
Take as many turns as you like. You can take them in succession or one at a time, however you like. You are the only one playing now so you may play whatever is good for you.
Oh? I didn’t realize I was playing this game solo.
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Post Post #1392 (ISO) » Mon Mar 29, 2021 10:19 am

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Fumble my way out of bed to the chair with the dressing gown on it
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We just need to tread carefully because if you slip up around her as scum she notices and will tear your spine out and slap you to death with it. (I'm slightly scared of Nancy)
~the worst
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Post Post #1393 (ISO) » Mon Mar 29, 2021 2:39 pm

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Remember that this is a game written in 1984 that candle such complicated commands. Try simple two word commands. I'll translate this command for you into "get up"

Bedroom Score: 0 Turns: 2

>get up
Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways a little.

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Post Post #1394 (ISO) » Mon Mar 29, 2021 5:21 pm

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go to chair
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We just need to tread carefully because if you slip up around her as scum she notices and will tear your spine out and slap you to death with it. (I'm slightly scared of Nancy)
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Post Post #1395 (ISO) » Mon Mar 29, 2021 6:12 pm

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Bedroom Score: 0 Turns: 3

>go to chair
That's not important; leave it alone.

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Post Post #1396 (ISO) » Mon Mar 29, 2021 6:40 pm

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Put on dressing gown
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We just need to tread carefully because if you slip up around her as scum she notices and will tear your spine out and slap you to death with it. (I'm slightly scared of Nancy)
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Post Post #1397 (ISO) » Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:18 pm

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Bedroom Score: 0 Turns: 3

>Put on dressing gown
You're not holding your gown.

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Post Post #1398 (ISO) » Mon Mar 29, 2021 10:04 pm

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empties pockets (if there are any)
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~the worst
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~Taly
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Post Post #1399 (ISO) » Tue Mar 30, 2021 4:24 am

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The command to see what you are holding is INVENTORY.

Bedroom Score: 0 Turns: 4


>inventory
You have:
a splitting headache
no tea

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