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You have nothing to brush your teeth with.

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/take toothbrush

You lunge for it, but the room spins nauseatingly away. The floor gives you a light tap on the forehead.

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get drink from tap now in forehead

You used the word "drink" in a way that I don't understand.

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That sentence isn't one I recognise.

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>Find the bottle

You'll have to be more specific, I'm afraid.

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> view inventory
> look

Let's add some sanity to this game...

>view inventory
I don't know the word "view".

>inventory
You have:
a splitting headache
no tea

>look
Bedroom
The bedroom is a mess.
It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone.
There is a flathead screwdriver here.
There is a toothbrush here.

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Take toothbrush

> take gown
> wear gown
> open pocket

>Take toothbrush
You lunge for it, but the room spins nauseatingly away. The floor gives you a light tap on the forehead.

>take gown
Luckily, this is large enough for you to get hold of. You notice something in the pocket.

>wear gown
You are now wearing your gown.

Astoundingly, a bulldozer pokes through your wall. However, you have no time for surprise because the ceiling is collapsing on you as your home is unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.

Too bad you never found an aspirin for your hangover.

We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. (Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >

Your score is 0 of a possible 400, in 19 turns.

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of the game?
(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >Restart

THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

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> turn on light
> get up
> take gown
> wear gown
> open pocket
> save

In post 65, 2 718281828459 wrote:Oh dear. I am playing the real one, and I am still on the Heart of Gold with no idea what to do.

I hereby petition Charles510 to allow more turns on the puzzles, since

of course

people are going to screw up time-sensitive things...

Not sure how I can allow more turns. I am literally just copy-pasting people's posts into the real Infocom game and copy-pasting the results back here.

>turn on light
Good start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your life. The light is now on.

Bedroom, in the bed
The bedroom is a mess.
It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone.
There is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed)
There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed)

>get up
Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways a little.

>take gown
Luckily, this is large enough for you to get hold of. You notice something in the pocket.

>wear gown
You are now wearing your gown.

>open pocket
Opening your gown reveals a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is, a buffered analgesic, and pocket fluff.

>save

Please supply a filename for save
post68

Ok.

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I would like to warn everyone that this game is RIDICULOUSLY hard.

I’ve finished the game, so if you want any spoilers just ask.

>look outside

>look outside
What do you want to look out?

>window
As you part your curtains you see that it's a bright morning, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the meadows are blooming, and a large yellow bulldozer is advancing on your home.

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/check phone

>leave my house