There was once a goblin clan, simple and self-sufficient. Like many goblin clans, their needs and lives were uncomplicated and carefree, respectively. The only real concern was the occasional adventurer wandering through and killing them for XP.
For this particular clan, the
MAFIASCUM CLAN
, no adventurers had come into the area in many years. For this reason, the clan was prosperous and growing. One day, though, a goblin went out foraging in their usual area near a cave, and heard some strange sounds coming from within. This was the first anyone in the clan had ever heard of such a thing coming from this cave.
After some discussion among the elders, the Chief of the clan eventually decided he would explore the cave and make it safe for everyone. The Teller told him that she foresaw many more dangers than he would be ready for, so together they picked out six strong goblin men and women. After some training and a motivational speech, the group entered the cave, ready for the mysterious dangers inside.
Spoiler: Signups
Fair warning: this game is not guaranteed to be balanced... or finished. But it is guaranteed to have a plan behind it and it is semi-guaranteed to be fun!
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:05 am
by Selynee
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:11 am
by animorpherv1
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:31 am
by brassherald
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:43 am
by Krazy
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 3:21 am
by Felissan
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:03 am
by Iprobablysuck
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 10:05 am
by Cheery Dog
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 10:09 am
by Irrelephant11
Hype!
Feel free to express interest in being the chief or teller, if you have any.
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 10:10 am
by VashtaNeurotic
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:43 am
by Xalxe
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:50 am
by animorpherv1
If no one has a preference one way or another, I'd like Teller.
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 12:38 pm
by Elsa Jay
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I literally have no idea what this is but I want to try it. I am horribly bored ATM and want to get in the Mish Mash Queue more often.
Feel free to express interest in being the chief or teller, if you have any.
If I'm democratically elected, fair warning I'll play favorites and cause chaos among the clan. I'll give the finest loot to my loyalest compatriots and have my
Vice President
Teller be my second in command for executive desicions.
Basically a vote for me is a vote for anarchy and favoritism. Blood for the Goblin Gods!
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:20 pm
by Iconeum
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Get me the Chief position, and there will be cookies for everyone.
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:23 pm
by Elsa Jay
Well you're gonna have to also survive the preliminary Snap that'll delete (now) 3 of the extra Goblins running around. I wish you luck.
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:41 pm
by Iconeum
In post 15, Elsa Jay wrote:Well you're gonna have to also survive the preliminary Snap that'll delete (now) 3 of the extra Goblins running around. I wish you luck.
Oh snap!
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:36 am
by Shiidaji
In!
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:58 am
by Elsa Jay
Well crap. Now 1/3 of us are getting Snapped.
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:11 am
by Irrelephant11
Ahaha, Thanos is comingggg
Those of you who don't make the cut will be on the priority replacement list, so if anyone ever needs to replace out you'll be called on first.
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:50 am
by Elsa Jay
Great. Might as well snap early while your here anyway.
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 8:00 am
by Irrelephant11
Original Roll String: 1d12
1 12-Sided Dice: (9) = 9
Original Roll String: 1d11
1 11-Sided Dice: (1) = 1
Original Roll String: 1d10
1 10-Sided Dice: (10) = 10
Original Roll String: 1d9
1 9-Sided Dice: (9) = 9
Original Roll String: 1d8
1 8-Sided Dice: (1) = 1
Original Roll String: 1d7
1 7-Sided Dice: (4) = 4
Original Roll String: 1d6
1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1
Original Roll String: 1d5
1 5-Sided Dice: (3) = 3
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 8:02 am
by Elsa Jay
Translate that plz
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 8:03 am
by Irrelephant11
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 8:04 am
by Elsa Jay
Holy shit that's brutal. The first gal who signed up got snapped.