Ate a whole large pizza on a dare, but successfully cheated by sneaking crusts and other chunks of the pizza in their pocket
Fluminator
Got a 98 on the honor's chemistry final exam without studying, but still failed the class by three points
Korina
Has never owned or used a dishwasher
Mina
Is ashamed of their interest in Enneagram and MBTI
pablito
Plays competitive dodgeball with international gold medalists
xofelf
Was terrified of jellyfish until they were stung by a jellyfish
Strangers
Identities
CaptainMeme
Didn't realise 'Sucky Oranges' were just a family tradition until college
Haschel Cedricson
Has a new puppy named Pirate
Iprobablysuck
Had their cell phone ring during an important interview so the interviewers got to hear [Stranger's] unprofessional ring tone right after they asked what professionalism meant to [Stranger]
N
Once jumped into a pool with all of their clothes on and has scraped their right arm from biking
NotAJumbleOfNumbers
Once made a police officer scream like a little girl
Plotinus
When they were 6, had the understanding that you could only get pregnant when you had a head cold
Okay, so it's likely optimal to split this into two games of 6. I feel questions should be able to narrow down the top grouping, especially since I know those people decently well, and a majority of my lifelines are better on the bottom group. Furthermore, Tridentity is best spent narrowing down a group into a much smaller trio and while it might have been better to use before splitting (since there'd be a higher probability of "unlikely" matches occurring) what is done is done.
The "Once made a police officer scream like a little girl" identity belongs to one of {CaptainMeme, Iprobablysuck, NotAJumbleOfNumbers}. You must solve this identity before attempting to solve another.
Hmmmmm, okay so while it could be any of them, I don't want to use my mistaken identity or double dip this early. I feel that meme's identities tend to have more formal wording and while police officer is used in the U.S, policeman is more likely to be used. Also it just seems like a very meme thing to do, whether on purpose or accident. Hopefully it's not Jumble or IPS but yeah
CaptainMeme didn't make the officer scream. That is your Mistaken Identity, but you have earned 1 question!
Strangers
Identities
Ariel
Ate a whole large pizza on a dare, but successfully cheated by sneaking crusts and other chunks of the pizza in their pocket
Fluminator
Got a 98 on the honor's chemistry final exam without studying, but still failed the class by three points
Korina
Has never owned or used a dishwasher
Mina
Is ashamed of their interest in Enneagram and MBTI
pablito
Plays competitive dodgeball with international gold medalists
xofelf
Was terrified of jellyfish until they were stung by a jellyfish
Strangers
Identities
CaptainMeme
Didn't realise 'Sucky Oranges' were just a family tradition until college
Haschel Cedricson
Has a new puppy named Pirate
Iprobablysuck
Had their cell phone ring during an important interview so the interviewers got to hear [Stranger's] unprofessional ring tone right after they asked what professionalism meant to [Stranger]
N
Once jumped into a pool with all of their clothes on and has scraped their right arm from biking
NotAJumbleOfNumbers
Once made a police officer scream like a little girl
Plotinus
When they were 6, had the understanding that you could only get pregnant when you had a head cold
Ate a whole large pizza on a dare, but successfully cheated by sneaking crusts and other chunks of the pizza in their pocket
Fluminator
Got a 98 on the honor's chemistry final exam without studying, but still failed the class by three points
Korina
Has never owned or used a dishwasher
Mina
Is ashamed of their interest in Enneagram and MBTI
pablito
Plays competitive dodgeball with international gold medalists
xofelf
Was terrified of jellyfish until they were stung by a jellyfish
Strangers
Identities
CaptainMeme
Didn't realise 'Sucky Oranges' were just a family tradition until college
Haschel Cedricson
Has a new puppy named Pirate
N
Had their cell phone ring during an important interview so the interviewers got to hear [Stranger's] unprofessional ring tone right after they asked what professionalism meant to [Stranger]
NotAJumbleOfNumbers
Once jumped into a pool with all of their clothes on and has scraped their right arm from biking
Plotinus
When they were 6, had the understanding that you could only get pregnant when you had a head cold
Retiring from LSG's and Mish Mash, for the most part. If you want to contact me, I suggest going outside and enjoying what the world has to offer, instead.
Maybe he doesn't condone making cops cry, unlike *somebody*.
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Retiring from LSG's and Mish Mash, for the most part. If you want to contact me, I suggest going outside and enjoying what the world has to offer, instead.
Okay so let's move onto the interview. Given the question about professionalism I'd assume it was more likely to be a job interview than a college interview. If that's true that eliminates meme and jumble (since jumble I don't think has had either and afaik meme has only dealt with stuff for university and wouldn't have an embarassing ringtone). It
could
be Haschel but knowing where he works I wouldn't expect an interview to contain that question.
I'm gonna use a question for this.
Plotinus, what's the story behind that ringtone and interview?
It was little squirrel little squirrel climbed up the tree, it fell down, it fell down, broke its leg, mr doctor don't heal it, the squirrel is naughty and will climb the tree again
I said my friend's kid had been playing with my phone but truth is I never outgrew this music.
Parts of it may or may not be true, but that's not Plot's identity!
Strangers
Identities
Ariel
Ate a whole large pizza on a dare, but successfully cheated by sneaking crusts and other chunks of the pizza in their pocket
Fluminator
Got a 98 on the honor's chemistry final exam without studying, but still failed the class by three points
Korina
Has never owned or used a dishwasher
Mina
Is ashamed of their interest in Enneagram and MBTI
pablito
Plays competitive dodgeball with international gold medalists
xofelf
Was terrified of jellyfish until they were stung by a jellyfish
Strangers
Identities
CaptainMeme
Didn't realise 'Sucky Oranges' were just a family tradition until college
Haschel Cedricson
Has a new puppy named Pirate
N
Had their cell phone ring during an important interview so the interviewers got to hear [Stranger's] unprofessional ring tone right after they asked what professionalism meant to [Stranger]
NotAJumbleOfNumbers
Once jumped into a pool with all of their clothes on and has scraped their right arm from biking
Plotinus
When they were 6, had the understanding that you could only get pregnant when you had a head cold
It is true that I have not outgrown children's music and that I non ironically enjoy the squirrel song. Little Ducky Swims is probably my favourite, but I didn't go with it because it doesn't sound all that unprofessional
I think your problem would be that the telephone rang at all. Always switch to vibrate for important life events regardless of ringtone.
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