Return of the Ferris Wheel of Death (Game over)

[StrangerCoug]

You have 72 hours or until I have 12 signups (whichever happens second) to board the Ferris wheel. Each player in a round does so at random. At the top of the wheel is a gun that can be used to obliterate any player's seat. Once it gets to be your turn, select one player you would like to kill and bold the name of that player and how they die. That player immediately loses the game. However, you only have 24 hours to make your decision. Unless it's the first turn of the round, time is measured from the last death, not from the mod update. If you run out of time, you die. When it's not your turn, however (and if you are still alive), you are allowed to plead with the shooter, make alliances with other players, or otherwise convince the shooter to kill somebody other than you. You may make alliances anyhow you want: in thread, in secret on Discord, I don't care. The last person alive on the wheel wins.

Good luck!

Spoiler: PLAYERS

1. lendunistus
   TIME'S UP!
   
   
2. Iconeum
   WENT BOOM IN THE NIGHT
   
   
3. Sirius9121
   CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE DEADLY KIND
   
   
4. Felissan
   STARVED; HER BEARD WAS APPARENTLY HUNGRY
   
   
5. Silverclaw
   MODKILL ERROR
   
   
6. Jake The Wolfie
   WENT SKYDIVING WITHOUT A PARACHUTE
   
   
7. Charles510
   AIR CONDITIONING? WHAT AIR IS THERE TO CONDITION?
   
   
8. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   GLUG GLUG GLUG
   
   
9. StrangerCoug
   WINNER!
   
   
10. Iprobablysuck
    SHOT THROUGH A PORTAL

[Iprobablysuck]

Been a while!

/in

[NotAJumbleOfNumbers]

/in

[Silverclaw]

/in

[Iconeum]

/board

[Felissan]

/in

[Jake The Wolfie]

/in

Fluffy Scummers Unite!

[Sirius9121]

in

[lendunistus]

in

i'm probably dying first but I don't even care

[Charles510]

/in

[StrangerCoug]

Closing signups and randomizing the turn order.

[StrangerCoug]

All right, the turn order is:

1. lendunistus
   <— TOP OF THE WHEEL
   
   
2. Iconeum
   
3. Sirius9121
   
4. Felissan
   
5. Silverclaw
   
6. Jake The Wolfie
   
7. Charles510
   
8. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   
9. StrangerCoug
   
10. Iprobablysuck

Good luck, 'cause you're gonna need it

[StrangerCoug]

Only (expired on 2021-07-04 15:42:32) left for lendunistus to take his turn. Everyone should have gotten the start-of-turn PM.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Oh no

They didn't fire.

[StrangerCoug]

1. lendunistus
   TIME'S UP!
   
   
2. Iconeum
   <— TOP OF THE WHEEL
   
   
3. Sirius9121
   
4. Felissan
   
5. Silverclaw
   
6. Jake The Wolfie
   
7. Charles510
   
8. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   
9. StrangerCoug
   
10. Iprobablysuck

Iconeum has (expired on 2021-07-05 15:42:32) to take his turn.

[Sirius9121]

you didn't write your timezone

[Jake The Wolfie]

Also you used color tags

[Iconeum]

kill: jake the wolfie
he went skydiving but didn't bring a parachute

[Jake The Wolfie]

Well, I hope you're prepared to die.

I've made an alliance with almost everyone here lol

[Iconeum]

then why did you not contact me

i would have been friends with you

but now you are little more then a puddle on the floor

[Sirius9121]

/in

Fluffy Scummers Unite!

oh so you're teaming with the fluffy scummers

[Sirius9121]

Felissan died of a low nutrition level due to all the nutrition of her food going to the growing of her beard.

[Silverclaw]

Charles510 suddenly found himself suffocated to death as the oxygen in his car suddenly disappeared

[StrangerCoug]

1. lendunistus
   TIME'S UP!
   
   
2. Iconeum
   
3. Sirius9121
   
4. Felissan
   STARVED; HER BEARD WAS APPARENTLY HUNGRY
   
   
5. Silverclaw
   
6. Jake The Wolfie
   WENT SKYDIVING WITHOUT A PARACHUTE
   
   
7. Charles510
   AIR CONDITIONING? WHAT AIR IS THERE TO CONDITION?
   
   
8. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   <— TOP OF THE WHEEL
   
   
9. StrangerCoug
   
10. Iprobablysuck

(expired on 2021-07-06 02:36:45) left for NotAJumbleOfNumbers to go.

[NotAJumbleOfNumbers]

I wait 24 hours. Due to some faulty programming, the modkill completely misses me and hits

Silverclaw

instead.