Police Lineup (Conclusion + 4/9 final guess lists in pms)

[Ariel]

U could try saving a kitten, training a nice dog, rethinking your approach, or sharing some donuts. I would hope other ppl have some nice ideas too

[bugspray]

Bugspray, what weren't you doing at the scene of the crime?

the crime

Did you do that elsewhere?

how am i meant to do the crime not at the scene of the crime? the crime was done at the scene of the crime. to do the crime not at the scene of the crime is an impossiblyt

[Gammagooey]

U could try saving a kitten, training a nice dog, rethinking your approach, or sharing some donuts. I would hope other ppl have some nice ideas too

I've already trained a very nice floofy dog

And I dont think adding a silly walk or more theatrical flourish to approaching suspects would help but I'll give it a shot

*points dramatically at chickadee* What are YOUUU doing here???

[Chickadee]

U could try saving a kitten, training a nice dog, rethinking your approach, or sharing some donuts. I would hope other ppl have some nice ideas too

I've already trained a very nice floofy dog

And I dont think adding a silly walk or more theatrical flourish to approaching suspects would help but I'll give it a shot

*points dramatically at chickadee* What are YOUUU doing here???

I'm just hungry, and wanted a burger.

[the worst]

acting chief inspector n makes a very strong case.

bugspray

is clearly the culprit.

[roseheart]

Ok, couple days left.

[roseheart]

bugspray (3): Malkon05, N, the worst

Ariel (2): Cheery Dog, Gammagooey

Votes are locked in. The final round begins tomorrow.

Rose, my vote was on bugspray, not Ariel

Thank you.

[the worst]

Rose, my vote was on bugspray, not Ariel

[bugspray]

that makes it 2-2

[Cheery Dog]

Jake not voting doesn't negate a vote on you.

[bugspray]

oh i can't read

[N]

The final round begins tomorrow.

Whatever it was I didn't do it

[Chickadee]

The final round begins tomorrow.

Whatever it was I didn't do it

Seems awfully guilty

[roseheart]

Hey, sorry no update yet. I had several deadlines converge today without me noticing, and I will need to delay a day. Fun trivia, my keyboard hasn't arrived yet, I've just gotten used to using a virtual keyboard lmao. I suppose all things considered, this game has gone pretty well, I do hope you will stick around for case 3 tomorrow. Again I am sorry.

[the worst]

No problems here, these things happen.

If your keyboard has been mysteriously mislaid, please let us know if you need an investigation squad.

[Malkon05]

Honestly I’m in the middle of a move anyways so the slow nature of this has worked well for me.

[roseheart]

(A reminder to keep your crime a secret. Even after voting ends...Thanks! Doing great everyone.)

CASE FILE #003
OLD MONEY



The richest person in the world is throwing a party, and the host is in tears at a moonlit balcony. Is it regret for the people they climbed the shoulders of and left in the mud? Nothing like that. They are looking at a photo of a smiling young man with a red and white striped sweater and beanie, and black round glasses. The short man wipes his grey mustache and adjusts his top hat before returning to the guests. Three more are just arriving in identical silver cars.

Gammagooey
N
the worst

The host is now smiling big under his grey mustache, and dumps a silver wheelbarrow full of all colors of world cash into the parking spot. The new arrivals frantically scoop all up, but each find an orange card. It says they can gamble their money by just rolling the dice. Two big cube-shaped balloons float down, and they toss them back and forth, until they collide in the air and float to the ground, ones. A muscular security guard escorts them to a poorly lit back room, where they find out due to the terms of the card, they all owe a tremendous debt. Two smile, and explain the fine print on the card, that since they weren't the first to touch the dice, the card could redeemed as a "get out of debt free" card when the collector comes. The little rich man stomps so much from frustration that the hotel shakes. "No one ever reads that!" Back at the party, a mob contact reaches out to help the one with crushing debt, all they have to do is deliver a small package. The mobster steals the orange cards from the other two, and says they'll only give it back if they cooperate. All three leave with a large chest. Two of them full of the free money, one of them with the package.

A fourth guest arrives moments later, sopping wet. "Grandpa, I'm Home! Where are you!?"




"Detectives, the richest person in the world...is missing. We know one of these party guests dropped a package off at the mafia hideout. Find out who made that delivery...because MR. MONOPOLY was KIDNAPPED!!"




"SUSPECTS, we know that 0NE 0F Y0U made the delivery to the mafia hideout. We know two of you are INNOCENT, but that you've been contacted by some MAFIA SCUM to take the fall...don't be dumb. What ever they promised or threatened you with isn't worth obstructing JUSTICE! It's your fault you gambled everything and lost. Just own up and admit to yourself the truth, just admit..."

I didn't read the terms of service

Begin your interrogation of the suspects now. Good luck!

(Voting will end in 8 days, April 10th!)

[Malkon05]

Which one of you knows what paragraph 5 subsection 3 of the terms of use on the Starbucks App says?

[Gammagooey]

Ya'know I have read it but it's been so long. Maybe something about corporate liability (and specifically the lack thereof) if you use the app for non-intended purposes, like robbing banks, or laundering money, or scalding tourists with the coffee you buy?

[Chickadee]

Oh no, not Mr. Monopoly!

Can each of you give me a quick run down of your evening at the party?

If you’re innocent, please write in all caps.

[Cheery Dog]

Do the indicators work on your car?

[the worst]

Let me just open this round of interrogation by passionately declaring my innocence. I have never even met Mr. Monopoly.

Which one of you knows what paragraph 5 subsection 3 of the terms of use on the Starbucks App says?

As an innocent, good, innocent, angelic citizen I absolutely did read the terms of service for the Starbucks app. I... uhh, can't quite..... remember it off the top of my head, but I'm such a goos law abiding citizen. I read the terms and conditions like 30 times. I read them so many times ive mixed all the rules up. I couldnt possible remember exactly what 5.3 was. No way, too many terms and conditions flying around in this head.

Oh no, not Mr. Monopoly!

Can each of you give me a quick run down of your evening at the party?

in all caps

oh you know my friends and i just... like wandered around the garden and stuff.... yeah I hardly even went to the party honestly lol.... gosh Mr. Monopoly was such an engaging host and such a lovely person who could possibly have done this lol ?

Do the indicators work on your car?

I still don't drive actually!! but most busses' indicators work great so I'm gonna say yes according to a technicality

[N]

Which one of you knows what paragraph 5 subsection 3 of the terms of use on the Starbucks App says?

we don't have starbucks in australia

Oh no, not Mr. Monopoly!

Can each of you give me a quick run down of your evening at the party?

you'll always find me in the kitchen at parties

Do the indicators work on your car?

they work and then they stop working and they work again and then they stop working and then they work again then they stop...

The final round begins tomorrow.

Whatever it was I didn't do it

on second thoughts maybe it was me

[Gammagooey]

Oh no, not Mr. Monopoly!

Can each of you give me a quick run down of your evening at the party?

As the worst mentioned, the party began in the garden with conversation & drinks

However, Mr. Monopoly can be a bit...overenthusiastic at times, and insisted on having one of his many servants lead a series of tours through his enormous estates - after the first wing's 7th bedroom, I ducked away to use the restroom, entertaining myself with my phone & Mr. Monopoly's copy of Restroom Extravagances: A History of Gemstones & Precious Metals that Hold Water for around 40 minutes before returning to the garden & the foyer adjoining it, and mingling with some other guests, though Mr. Monopoly no longer seemed to be around by that time. I left a bit after to catch a limo which took me to my helicopter to return home.

and all caps is quite garish this year, you simply mustn't attempt to re-do last year's text fashions if you want to stay on the up-and-up

Do the indicators work on your car?

Some of them in the older collections may not have indicators at all by design, but any that do most assuredly work phenomenally - my staff takes great care to keep my vehicles in tip-top shape.

[Malkon05]

For shame N for shame:

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/07/20/sta ... ilure.html

It was easy enough to debunk that there are in fact starbucks in australia. So if a simple google search can debunk your statement what else have you been lying about?!?!?!?

As for the other two, there is no 5.3 of the starbucks app. Anyone who even accessed their app briefly would know there are no numbers at all! If you aren’t reading the terms and conditions of a simple app how are we supposed to trust that you are reading the terms and conditions for anything?!?!?!