Zendo Questions III

ISO · Post Post #1200 (ISO) » Sat Sep 17, 2022 11:17 am

Will letters seek noone?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1201 (ISO) » Sat Sep 17, 2022 11:20 am

Are you stabbable?

ISO · Post Post #1202 (ISO) » Sat Sep 17, 2022 2:35 pm

Spoiler: Hint 1

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1203 (ISO) » Sat Sep 17, 2022 4:16 pm

Will noone be?
Will no one be?

ISO · Post Post #1204 (ISO) » Sat Sep 17, 2022 5:21 pm

Will letters seek all?

ISO · Post Post #1205 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2022 6:37 am

Spoiler: Hint 1

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1206 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2022 8:29 am

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1207 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2022 12:06 pm

Should I not work seek?

ISO · Post Post #1208 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2022 8:12 pm

Spoiler: Hint 1

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)

ISO · Post Post #1209 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2022 9:12 pm

Is there double?

ISO · Post Post #1210 (ISO) » Mon Sep 19, 2022 8:04 am

Spoiler: Hint 1

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)

ISO · Post Post #1211 (ISO) » Wed Sep 21, 2022 11:36 am

Less than twenty-four hours to go before anyone may opt to surrender.

Four more questions to earn a hint.

ISO · Post Post #1212 (ISO) » Wed Sep 21, 2022 11:50 am

Will all seem speckless?

ISO · Post Post #1213 (ISO) » Wed Sep 21, 2022 11:52 am

Spoiler: Hint 1

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)

ISO · Post Post #1214 (ISO) » Wed Sep 21, 2022 11:56 am

Is there double trouble?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1215 (ISO) » Wed Sep 21, 2022 12:08 pm

Is there any question worth asking?

ISO · Post Post #1216 (ISO) » Wed Sep 21, 2022 12:17 pm

Spoiler: Hint 1

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)
Is there double trouble? -
Team Rocket is on hiatus.
(No)
Is there any question worth asking? -
It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.
(No)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1217 (ISO) » Wed Sep 21, 2022 12:18 pm

So is asking this question a waste of my time, then?

ISO · Post Post #1218 (ISO) » Wed Sep 21, 2022 12:30 pm

Spoiler: Hint 1

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)
Is there double trouble? -
Team Rocket is on hiatus.
(No)
Is there any question worth asking? -
It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.
(No)
So is asking this question a waste of my time, then? -
Who needs hints, anyway?
(Yes)

Hint available.

ISO · Post Post #1219 (ISO) » Wed Sep 21, 2022 3:33 pm

Hint please.

ISO · Post Post #1220 (ISO) » Wed Sep 21, 2022 4:51 pm

And lo, did a Courier arrive to the petitioners, bearing Three messages of hope.

The first message, Opened with a flourish Did read: seek ye A Font of wisdom, for in it thou may find Your path to success.

the second message, opened Did read: learn well the lessons Of the past, for Nowadays, history Tries to repeat itself.

the third message, opened Did read: when Even the words and Letters do not Answer You, trust that there are other options to fall back on.

thus, did the Courier depart, bearing one final warning: be not hasty.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1221 (ISO) » Wed Sep 21, 2022 6:13 pm

> Attempt to kill the Courier out of frustration

ISO · Post Post #1222 (ISO) » Wed Sep 21, 2022 6:26 pm

Code: Select all

>kill the Courier

There is no Courier here.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1223 (ISO) » Thu Sep 22, 2022 3:13 am

Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier?

ISO · Post Post #1224 (ISO) » Thu Sep 22, 2022 5:15 am

Spoiler: Hint 1

Spoiler: Hint 2

Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)
Is there double trouble? -
Team Rocket is on hiatus.
(No)
Is there any question worth asking? -
It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.
(No)
So is asking this question a waste of my time, then? -
Who needs hints, anyway?
(Yes)
Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier? -
Illegal commands are not executed and in a philosophical sense never actually happen.
(No)