[Game Over] Newbie 1784 - Escape Room

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #0 (isolation #0) » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:33 pm

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1784

Escape Room

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April 23, 2017 - 12:35 PM (GMT)

Epilogue

The brave adventurers were staring at the LCD in disbelief. Alisae had actually, legitimately, for
realses claimed scum, and he was gone. They had won the game. The grand prize was theirs.
Finally they could leave this menacing blend of a borstal classroom and a prison canteen. Yet,
their excitement was strangely lacking.

StealthyNoodle:

Well, that was anti-climactic.

BlackVoid:

Yeah. I hate being right.

nancy:

So humble.

Tribunal:

Good evening, beautifuls! As all good things must come to an end, it breaks my heart to announce
that your game is now over.

TesXX:

Tragic really.

Srceenplay:

Absolutely, I'm calling my grief counselor as we speak.

Tribunal:

But the good news is, you won the grand prize!! What's more, you guys also made history spending
the literal longest time anyone has ever spent in an escape room. 131 hours of recorded footage!

StealthyNoodle:

(groaning) Kill me.

BlackVoid:

That's impossible. How did we clock up 131 hours if it's only been two days?

Tribunal:

I don't know, I'm terrible at tropospheric geometry. It was 131 hours and it was the longest.

There was a moment of awkward silence as the brave adventurers were trying to decide whether
their world record made them look like winners or losers.

WhyMafia:

So what happens now? What is the grand prize?

Tribunal:

Umm... the grand prize is... a date with me.

StealthyNoodle:

Ohhh!

Tribunal:

I'm a lesbian though.

StealthyNoodle:

Oh...

nancy:

What a coincidence! So am I!

StealthyNoodle:

Noooo!

Tribunal:

Well I guess that's decided then! The rest of you get a consolation prize of £1,000,000 to split amongst
yourselves.

Srceenplay:

Wait, you told Loopdan you were kidding when you said that was the prize.

Tribunal:

I was kidding... kidding. Kidding kidding him.

Srceenplay:

I'll just pretend that makes sense. Can we go now?

Tribunal:

Of course! But first, my date. nancy?

The divine click of a door unlocking caressed their ears and within moments Escape Room 1784
was vacated of its female occupant.

Tribunal:

And now, the consolation prize.

And in a resolution that totally nobody could see coming, the trap doors beneath the adventurers
gaped open and sent them down below.

On their way to the treasury, of course.

Yeah, let's go with that.

Spoiler:

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MiniDeathStar · Post Post #1 (isolation #1) » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:37 pm

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Players

This is a list of all game participants. Players in bold have confirmed their roles.

Prods are shown as numbers after each name. Anyone who accumulates three prods will be
automatically replaced by the game moderator.

TesXX

Ares

BlackVoid

CogMachine

bjc0303

²

Aristophanes

Chronicle

²

LaserBeakDuck

StealthyNoodle

nancy

moonman

WhyMafia

Alisae (SE)

Loopdan

¹

Srceenplay (SE)

Drixx (IC)

Pine

⁴

Spoiler: Alive

Spoiler: Dead

Spoiler: Modkilled

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MiniDeathStar · Post Post #2 (isolation #2) » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:38 pm

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Game Setup

	A	B	C
1	Town Jailkeeper	Vanilla Townie	Mafia Goon
2	Mafia Roleblocker	Town Cop	Town Doctor
3	1-shot Bulletproof Townie	Mafia Goon	Town Tracker

The setup is determined by randomly selecting one row or one column from the above table, then
filling in the remaining 6 roles with 5

vanilla townies

and 1

mafia goon

to create a

7-town

,

2-mafia

setup.

All Newbie games use the Natural Action Resolution system for determining Night action effects.

Roleblocker

actions will take precedence over

jailkeeper

actions should that apply. The

1-shot
bulletproof

is a passive ability that cannot be roleblocked.

Spoiler: Role information

Vanilla Townie

Abilities:

You have no abilities, your strength is your vote and intellect.

Win Conditions:

You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive.

Town Jailkeeper

Abilities:

During the night you may jail another player, protecting them from one night kill.
The jailed player will also be roleblocked and fail any night actions they attempt.
You cannot jail yourself.

Win Conditions:

You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive.

1-shot Bulletproof Townie

Abilities:

You survive one night kill aimed at you.

Win Conditions:

You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive.

Town Tracker

Abilities:

During the night you may follow another player and discover who that player targeted in the same night.

Win Conditions:

You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive.

Town Doctor

Abilities:

Each night you may protect another player from a night kill.
You cannot protect yourself.

Win Conditions:

You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive.

Town Cop

Abilities:

During the night you may investigate another player and learn whether they aligned with the town or the mafia.

Win Conditions:

You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive.

Mafia Goon

Abilities:

During the night you meet with your partner and discuss your plans in your private topic.
Each night you or your partner may murder another player.

Win Conditions:

You win the mafia control 50% of the votes or nothing can stop that from happening.

Mafia Roleblocker

Abilities:

During the night you meet with your partner and discuss your plans in your private topic.
Each night you or your partner may murder another player.
You may also target another player and prevent them from performing any night actions.

Win Conditions:

You win the mafia control 50% of the votes or nothing can stop that from happening.

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MiniDeathStar · Post Post #3 (isolation #3) » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:38 pm

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Game Rules

Please read this section carefully to avoid any infractions. Violations may lead to forced replacement
or modkill.

General Rules

Site Rules.
Please follow all site rules.

Play to win.
Game throwing is the term when someone is intentionally doing actions that can
make her affiliation lose, such as lynching self that will result in ending the game and losing
your side. So play in accordance to your current win condition.

No personal attacks.
Mafia is a psychologically intensive game and sometimes discussion gets
heated. Frustration and saltiness is expected, but it's not an excuse to insult and harass
other players. Attack arguments, not the human being behind them. Abusive behaviour will
get you replaced, and possibly earn you a site-wide suspension.

Claiming.
Claiming is part of the game as well as counter-claiming. If you think that there is a
need in claiming a role, you are not discouraged to do so as long as you do not quote nor
provide screenshots about the role distribution or any PM from the game moderator.

Graveyard and strangers.
Dead players, as well as unregistered ones, are not allowed to
speak in the game thread. 'Bah' posts are not allowed.

No discussion of ongoing games.
Do not discuss the game outside this thread, or mention
other ongoing games unless the moderator explicitly allows it. More information here.

Be active.
Try to post at least once a day. Being inactive for 48h will result in a prod. If you
do not respond to a prod within 24h, you will be replaced. Accumulating 3 prods will also
result in automatic replacement.

Night actions.
If you do not PM your night action within 24h of the night start, the moderator
will gently remind you. This does not count as a prod. If you fail to submit your night action
before the deadline, you will not act that night. This goes for mafia kills as well.

Unstated guidelines.
Please do not try to take advantage of loopholes and backdoors within
the rules. Inform the moderator in private so they can clarify and update them. Rule abuse
is punished on the moderator's discretion.

Posting Standards

Official colour.
The colour
#587b7f
, as well as any shades that resemble it, is to be used
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impersonation.

English only.
No other language is allowed. Greetings and such are acceptable.

Do not hide it.
Do not hide messages in invisible texts, tiny fonts (size<75), or cryptography.
Breadcrumbing is okay.

No off-topic posting.
Avoid cluttering the game thread. An occasional sentence or two is fine,
but remember you're here to play mafia.

Ignore them.
Do not quote, respond, nor give attention to violating posts. Since they are
supposed to be deleted, do not extend their existence.

Default styles.
As much as possible, for proofreading and uniformity, use the default font colour
and style in posting.

Game Regulations

Deadlines.
Day phases last up to 14 days. Night phases last for 48 hours.

Communication.
The game thread will be locked during the night phase. Private topics (such
as the mafia meeting) will only be open at night.

Majority lynches.
A lynch is achieved when half the players + 1 are voting the same person.
As soon as the final vote is cast, the game enters twilight phase and any future votes will be
discarded.

Voting standard.
It is recommended that you use the official vote tags. The bold tag is
acceptable, but discouraged. Votes in quotes or spoilers will not count.

Example:
[vоte]MiniDeathStar[/vote] produces VOTE: MiniDeathStar

Unvoting.
Unvoting can be done via the unvote tag. It is not necessary, but it will be useful
in some situations.

Example:
[unvоte]MiniDeathStar[/unvote] produces UNVOTE: MiniDeathStar

No lynch.
You may vote for no lynch in the same way as for a lynch. If a majority vote has
not been achieved by the deadline, the day ends in no lynch.

Example:
VOTE: no one or
VOTE: no one

Votes are changeable.
You can change your votes or unvote anytime during the day only.
You don't need to unvote when re-voting.

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MiniDeathStar · Post Post #4 (isolation #4) » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:40 pm

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You can navigate between game phases using this Event Calendar.

Pregame

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Prologue

1st Phase

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Day 1

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Twilight 1

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Night 1

2nd Phase

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Day 2

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Twilight 2

Game Over

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Epilogue

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MiniDeathStar · Post Post #5 (isolation #5) » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:41 pm

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Vote History

Here you can see the vote logs for each day. Log updates depend on vote density.

Day 1

VC 1.01
#

nancy (L-2)
: WhyMafia, Pine, StealthyNoodle

StealthyNoodle (L-3)
: Chronicle, Loopdan

Srceenplay (L-4)
: TesXX

Pine (L-4)
: nancy

Loopdan (L-4)
: Srceenplay

bjc0303

VC 1.02
#

StealthyNoodle (L-3)
: Chronicle, Pine

Srceenplay (L-3)
: TesXX, Loopdan

Loopdan (L-4)
: Srceenplay

TesXX (L-4)
: nancy

bjc0303 (L-4)
: StealthyNoodle

bjc0303, WhyMafia

VC 1.03
#

Srceenplay (L-3)
: TesXX, Loopdan

WhyMafia (L-3)
: Srceenplay, Chronicle

StealthyNoodle (L-4)
: Pine

TesXX (L-4)
: nancy

bjc0303 (L-4)
: StealthyNoodle

bjc0303, WhyMafia

VC 1.04
#

StealthyNoodle (L-3)
: Pine, nancy

Pine (L-3)
: Srceenplay, Loopdan

WhyMafia (L-4)
: Chronicle

nancy (L-4)
: StealthyNoodle

CogMachine, WhyMafia, TesXX

VC 1.05
#

nancy (L-3)
: StealthyNoodle, Chronicle

StealthyNoodle (L-3)
: Pine, nancy

Srceenplay (L-3)
: CogMachine, WhyMafia

Pine (L-4)
: Loopdan

WhyMafia (L-4)
: Srceenplay

TesXX

VC 1.06
#

Srceenplay (L-3)
: CogMachine, WhyMafia

StealthyNoodle (L-3)
: Pine, nancy

nancy (L-3)
: StealthyNoodle, Srceenplay

Pine (L-4)
: Loopdan

Chronicle, TesXX

VC 1.07
#

WhyMafia (L-2)
: Srceenplay, Loopdan, Chronicle

StealthyNoodle (L-3)
: Pine, nancy

nancy (L-4)
: StealthyNoodle

Srceenplay (L-4)
: CogMachine

TesXX (L-4)
: WhyMafia

TesXX

VC 1.08
#

nancy (L-3)
: StealthyNoodle, Chronicle

StealthyNoodle (L-3)
: Drixx, nancy

WhyMafia (L-4)
: Loopdan

Srceenplay (L-4)
: BlackVoid

TesXX (L-4)
: WhyMafia

TesXX, Srceenplay

VC 1.09
#

Drixx (L-2)
: BlackVoid, nancy, Srceenplay

StealthyNoodle (L-3)
: Drixx, WhyMafia

TesXX, Chronicle, Loopdan, StealthyNoodle

Final VC
#

Drixx
: BlackVoid, Loopdan, StealthyNoodle, Srceenplay, nancy

StealthyNoodle (L-4)
: Drixx

TesXX (L-4)
: WhyMafia

TesXX, Chronicle

Day 2

VC 2.01
#

no one (L-4)
: Srceenplay

Srceenplay (L-4)
: WhyMafia

TesXX, BlackVoid, Chronicle, StealthyNoodle, nancy, Loopdan

VC 2.02
#

Srceenplay (L-2)
: TesXX, StealthyNoodle, nancy

TesXX (L-4)
: Srceenplay

BlackVoid, Chronicle, WhyMafia, Alisae

VC 2.03
#

Srceenplay (L-3)
: TesXX, WhyMafia

WhyMafia (L-4)
: Srceenplay

BlackVoid, Chronicle, StealthyNoodle, nancy, Alisae

VC 2.04
#

Srceenplay (L-1)
: TesXX, WhyMafia, nancy, Aristophanes

WhyMafia (L-4)
: Srceenplay

StealthyNoodle (L-4)
: Alisae

BlackVoid, StealthyNoodle

Final VC
#

Alisae:
BlackVoid, nancy, Srceenplay, Alisae, TesXX

Srceenplay (L-3)
: WhyMafia, Aristophanes

StealthyNoodle

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MiniDeathStar · Post Post #6 (isolation #6) » Sat Mar 25, 2017 11:51 pm

March 23, 2017 - 10:00 AM (GMT)

Prologue

Nine confused pairs of eyes peered into the soft twilight of the room's interior. The menacing
blend of a borstal classroom and a prison canteen was only compounded by the inexplicable
presence of a thick rope that dangled from a hook in the ceiling and ended in a hangman's
knot. A single chair was strategically positioned underneath, leaving no doubt that the rope's
only purpose was tying necks.

Ares:

How thoughtful of them to leave a noose here. This place is so depressing that I'm already itching to--

Ares's line of thought was cut short by the sudden buzz of a low-quality microphone which
flooded the room through a pair of speakers on the wall. A female voice swore, presumably at
an unnamed sound engineer, before clearing her throat and addressing the group.

Tribunal:

Hello lovelies. Welcome to Escape Room 1784. I'll be your Tribunal. I'll make sure your adventure is
running smoothly and you're all obeying the rules of the game.

LaserBeakDuck:

What are the rules?

Tribunal:

It's very simple. Two of you are secretly chosen to win the grand prize by getting rid of the rest of
you. The other seven will have to find those scoundrels and vote them out. Easy-peasy lemon squeezy.

WhyMafia:

And what if we want to quit? Like before all this nonsense? This room is giving me the willies.

Tribunal:

Well... there *is* one way to quit.

It took them all a moment to process her words before everyone's attention focused on the
noose in the corner.

moonman:

Oh you have got to be kidding me.

Tribunal:

Not very excited, are we? What if I told you the prize is £1,000,000?

Loopdan:

WHAT.

Tribunal:

Sorry, you're right, I *was* kidding you.

Loopdan:

Fuck. I got excited.

Tribunal:

The full rolebook is up there on the desk. Make sure you pick your role cards, too. Good luck!

The speakers died, as did their suddenly elated hopes. There seemed to be only one way to
really get out of here, and that was to play the game. And the sooner they started, the better.

Waiting for players to confirm their roles.

Confirmations received: 9 / 9

The game will begin as soon as 7 players have confirmed.

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #7 (isolation #7) » Sun Mar 26, 2017 3:42 am

March 26, 2017 - 3:00 PM (GMT)

Day 1

Not everybody appeared to agree with the general suggestion that they play the game in
order to escape. A small group of dissenters split off from the rest of the group and started
shouting, insisting they hadn't signed up for a room this depressing and had they known
they'd be thrown in a menacing blend of a borstal classroom and a prison canteen, they
never would have agreed to participate.

moonman:

This is ridiculous! I didn't sign up to be locked in a bloody classroom!

Ares:

Phooey on the grand prize! I want my money back!

LaserBeakDuck:

Let us out of here!

To their surprise, the speakers on the wall sprang to life once again.

Tribunal:

You're fussing again? Fine. I'm letting you three out. There's no need to ruin everyone else's
fun with your moaning.

LaserBeakDuck:

"Fun", right.

Tribunal:

Oh, and don't dream of getting your money back. You should have read the fine print.

And before anybody could answer, a trap door opened beneath the trio and swallowed them
into its black void before shutting closed.

Tribunal:

Don't you boys worry. We get quitters all the time, there's always some other poor sod, I mean
brave adventurer willing to fill in. Let me check the queue, will be a moment.

Just as suddenly, another trap door opened at the ceiling and three brave adventurers
materalised in with a brief scream and a heavy

thump

on the floor.

Tribunal:

There we go! Sorry about that. You can start playing now. Have fun, sweethearts!

Looks and awkward hi's were exchanged, but nobody really knew what to say. They quickly
reached an unspoken agreement to give up trying to make sense of the situation and just
focus on the game. The grand prize awaited.

Not voting:

TesXX, bjc0303, Chronicle, StealthyNoodle, nancy, WhyMafia,
Loopdan, Srceenplay, Pine

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline for Day 1 actions:

April 9, 2017 - 3:00 PM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-09 15:00:00) to discuss and decide on a lynch.

Vote Count 1.00

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #80 (isolation #8) » Sun Mar 26, 2017 1:39 pm

March 27, 2017 - 1:00 AM (GMT)

Day 1

Flavour will be updated when the Tribunal is feeling better.

nancy (L-2)

: WhyMafia, Pine, StealthyNoodle

StealthyNoodle (L-3)

: Chronicle, Loopdan

Srceenplay (L-4)

: TesXX

Pine (L-4)

: nancy

Loopdan (L-4)

: Srceenplay

Not voting:

bjc0303

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline for Day 1 actions:

April 9, 2017 - 3:00 PM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-09 15:00:00) to discuss and decide on a lynch.

Vote Count 1.01

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #162 (isolation #9) » Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:54 pm

March 27, 2017 - 8:55 AM (GMT)

Day 1

I'm really, really sorry if I've made a mistake with the votecount. I have such a splitting headache
that I can barely tell bold text apart.

StealthyNoodle (L-3)

: Chronicle, Pine

Srceenplay (L-3)

: TesXX, Loopdan

Loopdan (L-4)

: Srceenplay

TesXX (L-4)

: nancy

bjc0303 (L-4)

: StealthyNoodle

Not voting:

bjc0303, WhyMafia

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline for Day 1 actions:

April 9, 2017 - 3:00 PM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-09 15:00:00) to discuss and decide on a lynch.

Vote Count 1.02

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #203 (isolation #10) » Mon Mar 27, 2017 10:44 pm

March 28, 2017 - 9:45 AM (GMT)

Day 1

Rattle and clatter emitted from the small kitchen where WhyMafia was preparing some sort of
snack, or at least that's what he tried to pass it as. The end result resembled sandwiches if one
squinted their eyes, however Screenplay and Chronicle begged to differ and promptly voted the
aspiring chef for secretly trying to poison them.

Srceenplay (L-3)

: TesXX, Loopdan

WhyMafia (L-3)

: Srceenplay, Chronicle

StealthyNoodle (L-4)

: Pine

TesXX (L-4)

: nancy

bjc0303 (L-4)

: StealthyNoodle

Not voting:

bjc0303, WhyMafia

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline for Day 1 actions:

April 9, 2017 - 3:00 PM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-09 15:00:00) to discuss and decide on a lynch.

Vote Count 1.03

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #204 (isolation #11) » Mon Mar 27, 2017 10:48 pm

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1784

Notice

bjc0303

has been prodded.

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #235 (isolation #12) » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:32 pm

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1784

Notice

Pine

has been prodded.
I'm still ill so I'm really sorry for not updating votecount flavour yet.

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #266 (isolation #13) » Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:17 am

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1784

Notice

bjc0303

has failed to pick up his prod and will be replaced.

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #271 (isolation #14) » Wed Mar 29, 2017 6:37 am

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1784

Announcement

CogMachine

replaces bjc0303, effective as soon as they confirm their role.

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #300 (isolation #15) » Wed Mar 29, 2017 2:45 pm

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1784

Notice

Pine

has failed to pick up his prod and will be replaced.

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #309 (isolation #16) » Wed Mar 29, 2017 9:51 pm

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1784

Announcement

Pine

can resume playing, but this is the only exception I'm making.
I will not allow for any more prods on him.

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #311 (isolation #17) » Wed Mar 29, 2017 9:58 pm

March 30, 2017 - 9:00 AM (GMT)

Day 1

The psychological pressure of the Escape Room seemed to have taken its toll on bjc0303, who
had been staring at the noose for hours and not uttering a single word. A concerned Pine came
up to him and tried to detect signs of life by talking and waving his hand in front of his eyes, but
it was all in vein. The boy was not responding to anything.

Pine:

Damn. I think he's gone catatonic.

The speakers immediately buzzed into action.

Tribunal:

Did I just hear the c-word? How unfortunate. Here, let me help you with that...

Pine:

Wait, NO NO NOOOOO---

But the trap door had already gaped open and both Pine and bjc0303 disappeared in its maw.
Agitated by this unfair punishment, Srceenplay started vehemently protesting and demanding
his beloved Pine back.

Srceenplay:

Pine was innocent! He was just trying to help the comatose guy! Let him play!

Tribunal:

(Sighing) Fiiiine. I'm pretty sure he was just using that as an excuse to skirt away from the game,
but I'll make an exception this one time. Only because he's cute. Srceenplay, you might want to make room for---

Two brave adventurers fell from the ceiling on top of Srceenplay before the Tribunal could finish
her sentence.

Pine:

Thank you for softening the fall, Srceeny!

Srceenplay:

Ghuuuh... why can't you guys just use the normal, regular, walk-in kind of door?

CogMachine:

Sorry uhh "Srceeny". We weren't allowed to go through the normal, regular, walk-in kind of door.

Srceenplay:

Yeah, yeah. You're welcome.

In the meantime, nancy updated the vote board and tapped it with her chalk, reminding the trio
to stop stalling and focus, lest they found themselves in the pit again. A suggestion they all took
very seriously.

StealthyNoodle (L-3)

: Pine, nancy

Pine (L-3)

: Srceenplay, Loopdan

WhyMafia (L-4)

: Chronicle

nancy (L-4)

: StealthyNoodle

Not voting:

CogMachine, WhyMafia, TesXX

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline for Day 1 actions:

April 9, 2017 - 3:00 PM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-09 15:00:00) to discuss and decide on a lynch.

Vote Count 1.04

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #317 (isolation #18) » Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:31 am

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1784

Reminder

If I feel that somebody is deliberately playing against their win condition, I will take measures.

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #426 (isolation #19) » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:38 pm

April 1, 2017 - 10:40 AM (GMT)

Day 1

I'm sorry, I haven't caught up on current events yet, so no flavour for now.

nancy (L-3)

: StealthyNoodle, Chronicle

StealthyNoodle (L-3)

: Pine, nancy

Srceenplay (L-3)

: CogMachine, WhyMafia

Pine (L-4)

: Loopdan

WhyMafia (L-4)

: Srceenplay

Not voting:

TesXX

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline for Day 1 actions:

April 9, 2017 - 3:00 PM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-09 15:00:00) to discuss and decide on a lynch.

Vote Count 1.05

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #497 (isolation #20) » Sun Apr 02, 2017 11:13 pm

April 3, 2017 - 10:10 AM (GMT)

Day 1

TesXX's eyes suddenly started gleaming with maniacal glee as he began to cackle and scribble
furiously on the black board.

TesXX:

I vote Srceenplay! Noose time, motherfucker!

Heads turned and surprised gasps were let out before the indignant Srceenplay started shouting
in response.

Srceenplay:

You what, mate? Can you even count to five?

TesXX:

(Still cackling) April Fools, nubs.

And he patted Srceenplay on the shoulder before wiping his vote away. The crowd collectively
sighed with exasperation and decided they'd be more mindful of the things they hear that day.

Srceenplay (L-3)

: CogMachine, WhyMafia

StealthyNoodle (L-3)

: Pine, nancy

nancy (L-3)

: StealthyNoodle, Srceenplay

Pine (L-4)

: Loopdan

Not voting:

Chronicle, TesXX

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline for Day 1 actions:

April 9, 2017 - 3:00 PM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-09 15:00:00) to discuss and decide on a lynch.

Vote Count 1.06

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #498 (isolation #21) » Sun Apr 02, 2017 11:14 pm

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MiniDeathStar · Post Post #501 (isolation #22) » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:08 am

In post 499, StealthyNoodle wrote:
In post 497, MiniDeathStar wrote:Srceenplay: You what, mate? Can you even count to five?
TesXX: (Still cackling) April Fools, nubs.
Such wonderful flavoring.

Also,
Happy birthday MiniDeathStar!

Thank youuuu ♥

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #577 (isolation #23) » Wed Apr 05, 2017 5:13 am

April 5, 2017 - 4:15 PM (GMT)

Day 1

A poet at heart, WhyMafia decided to disperse the ongoing commotion by quickly piecing
together a witty poem. He turned his back for a moment, producing a notepad out of his inner
pocket and snatching the pencil he had tucked behind his ear. His eyes were beaming with
creativity and his tongue had crawled out of the side of his mouth in the typical I MUST JOT
THIS DOWN RIGHT NOW fashion. After scribbling for a few seconds, he turned around to face
his audience and proudly recited:

WhyMafia:

Forgive me, you will; Like Yoda, talk I shall; Wondering where you might be; Dared have
I been; Issue, if it may be, stop; I shall!

No words exist that could express the awkwardness of the silence that steeped the room in
that very moment.

Srceenplay:

I think we should lynch him.

StealthyNoodle:

Why? I kinda liked the haiku.

WhyMafia:

... that wasn't even a haiku.

Loopdan:

Your haiku was bad and you should feel bad.

Chronicle:

Yeah, only a mafia can come up with this abomination.

WhyMafia:

Come on, let's not..

Srceenplay:

I was this close to piercing my ears out, honest.

Loopdan:

It's so bad it's not even a haiku.

WhyMafia:

Man, I was told you guys were party poopers, but I never thought you'd..

Chronicle:

The literal worst.

Loopdan:

So bad.

And to WhyMafia's dismay, three votes immediately appeared next to his name, which he
knew were probably the closest equivalent to rotten tomatoes being thrown at him. Stealthy
Noodle tried to comfort him by reminding that great art usually became appreciated only
after its creator's demise, but for some reason WhyMafia wasn't too comforted.

WhyMafia (L-2)

: Srceenplay, Loopdan, Chronicle

StealthyNoodle (L-3)

: Pine, nancy

nancy (L-4)

: StealthyNoodle

Srceenplay (L-4)

: CogMachine

TesXX (L-4)

: WhyMafia

Not voting:

TesXX

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline for Day 1 actions:

April 9, 2017 - 3:00 PM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-09 15:00:00) to discuss and decide on a lynch.

Vote Count 1.07

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #679 (isolation #24) » Fri Apr 07, 2017 1:11 am

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Pine

is being replaced and can no longer post in the game thread.
Deadline will be extended to 48 hours, starting after the replacement IC confirms their role.

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #687 (isolation #25) » Fri Apr 07, 2017 9:55 am

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MiniDeathStar · Post Post #692 (isolation #26) » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:04 am

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Deadline will be extended.

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #694 (isolation #27) » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:11 am

VC will be updated with the new players, votes and deadline as soon as both replacements are in.

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #770 (isolation #28) » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:16 pm

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MiniDeathStar · Post Post #773 (isolation #29) » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:19 pm

Sorry nancy! Can't afford to be picky with replacements right now.

Votecount incoming.

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #780 (isolation #30) » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:52 pm

I'm writing flavourssss. We can talk when I'm done. ♥

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #785 (isolation #31) » Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:51 pm

April 8, 2017 - 10:50 AM (GMT)

Day 1

The moment everyone dreaded had finally arrived. It was time for dinner at Escape Room 1784.
Pretty much nobody at this point had any trust in TesXX's cooking skills after the sandwich
incident, so the past couple hours or so were spent squabbling over who was to take one for
the team and cook dinner at what had to be the dreariest looking school cafeteria.

StealthyNoodle:

You're the girl here, nancy. Go to the kitchen and make us a sandwich.

nancy:

Umm, why don't you go cook yourself? I'd love me some noodles right about now.

WhyMafia:

GUYS! How about we let TesXX make something? Boy needs practice.

Loopdan:

WhyMafia is trying to give us food poisoning. Lynch him.

nancy:

No. Tonight we dine noodles. See, even Senpine agrees with me. Isn't that right, Senpine? ...Senpine??

Senpine was unfortunately passed out on the couch and appeared to give no signs of life. His
protégé nancy immediately dashed to him and tried to revive him.

Srceenplay:

I think he's flatlined. Probably hunger or boredom.

nancy:

Shut uuuup. Senpine, please! You can't do this to me! You can't just leave me with these...

Tribunal:

Did I just hear the f-word?

nancy:

NO!

But it was too late. The couch Pine was lying on sprang into motion as the floor beneath it
flipped and turned, devouring the couch into the abyss for a split second before spitting it out
again - but this time, without Pine.

nancy:

Senpai.. Don't leave me behind OK? How can I get anywhere.. If I can't hang on your shoulders!
Evil Pine.. no, you should be a tree. 'Cause trees stay in one place, right? .. Now I'm lonesome. Bye..

Chronicle:

Oh god, another horrible haiku. Lynch her guys.

WhyMafia:

That wasn't even a haiku you troglodyte.

nancy:

I can totally understand how you felt now, WhyMafia.

CogMachine:

Guuuys. Drop it please. I'm starving.

Since nobody had agreed who the chef on duty would be, the adventurers decided to solve
the debate by drawing straws, which they plucked from the rotating couch. As fate would
have it, the short straw was drawn by the infamous chef-in-training, TesXX.

CogMachine:

...Screw dinner actually. I just remembered I really need to go do something super important
right now.

And before anybody could react, CogMachine slammed himself onto the couch and vanished
amidst the rumble.

Tribunal:

(Sighing) I guess I'm going to need two replacements then. Give me one more second.

Two brave adventurers dropped from the ceiling, fazing absolutely nobody at this point.

Loopdan:

Harro, noobsicles. We got a little rule here: whoever arrives last has to make dinner. Chop chop.

TesXX:

Hey, wait a minute...

Loopdan:

Not negotiable.

Fortunately for Loopdan, the new arrivals Drixx and BlackVoid turned out to be much better cooks
than TesXX, so at least dinner was relatively quick and painless. Soon they were going to have to
make a final decision - someone was probably going to bite the dust tonight, and they were yet to
agree who. They finished their dinner in silent anticipation and approached the black vote board
for one last discussion.

nancy (L-3)

: StealthyNoodle, Chronicle

StealthyNoodle (L-3)

: Drixx, nancy

WhyMafia (L-4)

: Loopdan

Srceenplay (L-4)

: BlackVoid

TesXX (L-4)

: WhyMafia

Not voting:

TesXX, Srceenplay

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline for Day 1 actions:

April 11, 2017 - 9:20 AM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-11 09:20:00) to discuss and decide on a lynch.

Vote Count 1.08

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #787 (isolation #32) » Sat Apr 08, 2017 12:41 am

D'aww ♥

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #840 (isolation #33) » Sat Apr 08, 2017 9:43 am

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Day 1

deadline has been extended by an additional 24 hours.
Current vote count has been updated to reflect this extension.

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #977 (isolation #34) » Sun Apr 09, 2017 2:04 pm

April 10, 2017 - 1:05 AM (GMT)

Day 1

One would expect a bunch of people locked in a menacing blend of a borstal classroom and a
prison canteen for a day to be sort of mellow after having cheeto-stuffed chicken for dinner.
But then one would just not have met people like Loopdan, who was currently standing atop
the desk, pointing at nancy and flailing wildly.

Loopdan:

Her haiku was horrible! SHE SCUMSLIPPED! We have to lynch this woman!

Or like nancy, who could only stand about 10 more seconds of that theatre before pulling
Loopdan by the leg and delivering his butt back on the chair with terrible force.

nancy:

All you've been doing today is calling haikus horrible. I'm sorry but I've had enough of you. I
hardclaim 1-shot Bulletproof and you can kindly get yourself fucking lynched, Loopdan.

Jaws literally dropped on the floor, their owners stupefied at nancy's sudden unexpected claim
as even the speakers on the wall decided to accompany the moment with some dramatic music.
Only one StealthyNoodle stood unflinching, his cold eyes unmoving as he immediately adapted
his old grudge to the new situation.

StealthyNoodle:

She's just trying to survive, guys! Even if she's with us, she just sacrificed the tracker so she
could live but if she's scum she's probably baiting a doctor claim right now and I don't think doctor would
counterclaim so nancy would be alive even as scum and proceed to win the game with being unlynchable cause
she has you all mesmerised and captivated with her feminine wiles and loremipsumdolorsitametconsectitur...

Drixx:

"Ooga booga nancy still scum". Give it up, boyo. You're the scum.

WhyMafia:

Yeah, Drixx! Oogles boogles scummy googles, we're lynching StealthyNoodles!

StealthyNoodle:

(Facepalming) Give me a break...

But on the other side of the board, nancy and BlackVoid were not having it.

BlackVoid:

Why do I have this feeling that Drixx is just going for the low hanging fruit?

nancy:

Too convenient, right? First Senpine, now Drixx...

Srceenplay:

Decide faster plox. We're runnin out of time here.

The line seemed to be drawn between the two camps, but half the tribe was yet to speak and
cast their votes. Only time could tell who would end up beneath the floor. And that time was
approaching.

Drixx (L-2)

: BlackVoid, nancy, Srceenplay

StealthyNoodle (L-3)

: Drixx, WhyMafia

Not voting:

TesXX, Chronicle, Loopdan, StealthyNoodle

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline for Day 1 actions:

April 11, 2017 - 9:20 AM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-11 09:20:00) to discuss and decide on a lynch.

Vote Count 1.09

MiniDeathStar · Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:33 am

April 11, 2017 - 11:30 AM (GMT)

Twilight 1

All of a sudden, a horrifying screech slashed through the air and twisted the brave adventurers'
faces into painful grimaces. Loopdan was chalking his vote down on the blackboard.

Loopdan:

(Eyeing everyone) What? Drixx be scumz.

BlackVoid:

Yeah, we heard that, thanks.

nancy:

Actually after that, I'm pretty sure he's not the scum.

Her words were promptly accompanied by a change of mood chord, courtesy of the wall speakers.

Drixx:

Let's be honest here chaps, if the poor sod I filled in for was actually a scumborg, why would I even bother
with this charade? You think I'm dying to stay here and listen to you squabble and grafitti around with the chalk?
Like come on. This is basically proof by induction that I'm town.

Srceenplay:

(Lisping through toothbrush) Blah-blah-blah. Can the scum die already? I wanna go to bed.

nancy:

No, this Drixx wagon is disgusting and it makes me wanna lynch literally anybody else.

StealthyNoodle

You're a bad actress, nancy. I daresay you're probably even Drixx's scumbu--

nancy:

Oh come on, you cannot be this obtu--

StealthyNoodle:

For all we know, the doctor is still out there, biding his time, waiting for the opportunity to kick
your lying scummy arse down the pit without making himself obvious. Like this is just so apparent to me that I'm
appalled at this town's total inability to loremipsumdolorsitametconcectetur...

nancy's eyes were gleaming with fury as she wrenched the chalk off Loopdan's hands and carved
her name into the board as dramatically as she could in an attempt to drown out StealthyNoodle's
rant.

nancy:

FINE, IF YOU ZOMBIES WANT THAT HAMMER ON TOWN SO BADLY, YOU CAN HAVE IT!

Tribunal:

Did I just hear the h-word?

nancy:

ZOMBIE SHEEP AT THAT!

Drixx had strategically climbed on top of the desk, presumably trying to save himself from the
numerous trap doors that were stationed all over the floor. Unfortunately for him, a tile on the
ceiling directly above him yanked itself open and a robotic arm descended at high speed before
reeling the flailing Drixx up and disappearing into the void.

Tribunal:

Can you believe they try this every single game? Silly, right? And now, for the flip...

The lights around the room all went off as the single black LCD screen to the front broadcasted
Drixx's role in big, bold letters that bathed everything in sanguine glow.

Drixx

: BlackVoid, Loopdan, StealthyNoodle, Srceenplay, nancy

StealthyNoodle (L-4)

: Drixx

TesXX (L-4)

: WhyMafia

Not voting:

TesXX, Chronicle

Spoiler:

Deadline for Night 1 actions:

April 13, 2017 - 11:30 AM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-13 11:30:00) to submit or change your night actions.

Final Vote Count

MiniDeathStar · Thu Apr 13, 2017 12:30 am

April 13, 2017 - 11:30 AM (GMT)

Night 1

Elated after successfully

guessing

deducing the scum in Drixx, the brave adventurers spent the
rest of the evening gorging on Cheetos and 10 pence soda and discussing the inner workings
of the escape room.

WhyMafia:

Somebody's gonna die now, right?

StealthyNoodle:

Yes, and I know who, and that's all because nancy decided to loremipsumdolorsitamet...

nancy:

Thank you, Noods, that used to be funny the first 500 times you said it.

Chronicle:

We are not *literally* going to die though, right?

BlackVoid:

I hope so.

Chronicle:

You hope?

Loopdan:

He's bamboozling you, dude. Of course we ain't gonna die. It's just a game.

TesXX:

I wonder where those people who fall down go to.

Srceenplay:

A better place.

BlackVoid:

Guys? The mafia has to pick someone now, right? What if we just stay awake and watch each other
for anything suspicious? That wouldn't be bending the rules too much, would it?

Like a direct response to BlackVoid, the vents around the escape room huffed and released thick
turquoise fog that quickly spread across the hall and engulfed the brave adventurers.

Tribunal:

Just an ordinary gas cloud. But watch out, because that's no ordinary gas cloud!

It only took a few seconds before each of them dropped limp on the table and fell into a deep
slumber as the lights instantly went out.

Tribunal:

(to herself) I can't believe I have to do this every single game. Why can't you all just play fair?

But amidst the darkness, one adventurer suddenly woke up and wiped their face after having
fallen asleep into the Cheeto bowl. Stumbling around, the nefarious mafioso grabbed their victim
by the collar and dragged them out to The Couch before unloading them on it with a solid slam
that activated the spinning mechanism.

Mafia:

So long, motherfucker! The grand prize will soon be mine!

Grunts and groans filled the room in the morning as the adventurers unshackled themselves from
their drug-induced torpor and tentatively counted their ranks for anyone missing. To their surprise,
the body count somehow checked out. Everyone was still there. Confused and mildly amused,
they looked for more clues as to what must've happened last night until they finally noticed that
the mannequin they had used as a clothes hanger was strangely missing.

Tribunal:

Oh, looking for this? I think someone tried to pass it off as a legitimate player for a nightkill last night.
Sorry but as great scumhunters as plastic dummies are, I don't think they qualify as proper targets so I'll have
to return it... Whoops, sorry!

And the ceiling spat out the hapless mannequin right on top of the Cheetos.

Spoiler:

MiniDeathStar · Thu Apr 13, 2017 12:30 am

April 13, 2017 - 11:30 AM (GMT)

Day 2

Entertained by the mafia's hilarious mix up, a mood that was somewhat set off by the prospect
of cleaning up the mess the Tribunal ""accidentally"" made, the brave adventurers entered their
second day in the room with mixed feelings.

Not voting:

TesXX, BlackVoid, Chronicle, StealthyNoodle, nancy, WhyMafia,
Loopdan, Srceenplay

With 8 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline for Day 2 actions:

April 27, 2017 - 11:30 AM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-27 11:30:00) to discuss and decide on a lynch.

Vote Count 2.00

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #1445 (isolation #38) » Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:29 am

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Non-visiting mafia and town would return the same tracker result: "no visit".
This is different from "no result", which would happen if a tracker were roleblocked or dead.

MiniDeathStar · Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:50 pm

April 14, 2017 - 10:50 AM (GMT)

Day 2

After cross checking a few lines between his rolecard and his pocket calculator, an excited
BlackVoid stormed the kitchen, only to find a bizarre spectacle taking place: WhyMafia, nancy,
TesXX and Srceenplay, dressed up as Harry Potter characters and viciously arguing.

nancy:

I hardclaim Hufflepuff!

WhyMafia:

I hardclaim Slytherin!

nancy:

WhyMalfoy, you scum! Avada Kedavra!

BlackVoid:

Ahem, I track-- I mean scried? I scried WhyMalfoy and saw him do Avada Cadaver on me last night.
Just so's you know.

WhyMafia:

Whut? First it's Avada Kedavra. Second if I did that you'd be dead. And that's not how scrying works.

BlackVoid:

Welp. I tried.

Srceenplay:

Nah, I'm pretty sure he still Avada Kedavra'd you, he just missed and hit the dummy.

WhyMafia:

Srceverusnape is trying too hard. We should Avada Kedavra him.

nancy:

Yeah, why would you do that, Srcnape? Octupulus Votus!

TesXX:

Horrible pun, nancy. Octupulus Votus!

StealthyNoodle:

Guys? Did you inhale too much sleepy gas last night? Stop this Happy Rotter nonsence cause
right now I'm not sure what happened but the tracker should've been dead if nancy was a beepee so I believe
there's four possible scenarios right now and nancy is scum in three of them but if I triangulate the possibilities
correctly the actual chance that she is scum becomes very low, which means I would miss my favourite target,
so I must consider loremipsumdolorsitametconsectetur...

Srceenplay:

HEY, NOODZ? AVADA KEDAVRA.

With a weary eyeroll, the rest of the brave adventurers patiently waited until the effects of the
gas wore out, and once the dust settled and the Octupulus Votus curses were dispelled, the
voteboard remained largely unchanged.

no one (L-4)

: Srceenplay

Srceenplay (L-4)

: WhyMafia

Not voting:

TesXX, BlackVoid, Chronicle, StealthyNoodle, nancy, Loopdan

With 8 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline for Day 2 actions:

April 27, 2017 - 3:00 PM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-27 11:30:00) to discuss and decide on a lynch.

Vote Count 2.01

MiniDeathStar · Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:24 pm

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MiniDeathStar · Sat Apr 15, 2017 11:49 pm

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Loopdan

is pending replacement and can no longer post in the game thread.

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #1683 (isolation #42) » Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:52 am

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Flavour to VC 2.01 (post #1604) has been updated.

MiniDeathStar · Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:43 pm

April 14, 2017 - 10:45 AM (GMT)

Day 2

Preoccupied with the Harry Potter cacophony, nobody had noticed that Loopdan had gone
missing, until all of a sudden he broke out of the kitchen refrigerator, shivering and picking the
icicles off his beard and hair.

Loopdan:

(Waving a bottle) I found the milk, guys!

Chronicle:

Jesus fuck Loop, we were looking for you everywhere. Come, let's get you a blanket.

StealthyNoodle:

Welcome back. I'd ask if you're out of your mind, but at least you're not a Harry Potter
character.

BlackVoid:

Nah, look at him. He's gone full guano.

nancy:

Hey Loop, can you check if there's soy milk in there, too? I'm kind of lactose intolerant.

Loopdan:

Sure thang, nancy.

And just like that, Loopdan walked back into the fridge and closed the door behind him, to the
collective facepalms of StealthyNoodle and Chronicle.

BlackVoid:

Definitely guano.

nancy:

He's probs going to be stuck there for hours.

Tribunal:

Did I just hear the s-t-f-h-word?

The refrigerator suddenly retracted itself into the wall, which closed itself shut over it. Rattle,
clatter and spluring sounds, like those of glass amd food being shuffled around and a person
being ejected off a fridge came from behind the wall. Finally the din stopped to a halt and the
wall opened up again, sliding the fridge back to its old place. Its door demonstratively creaked
open, predictably revealing its Loopdan-less contents.

Mere seconds later, another brave adventurer landed on the kitchen floor, accompanied by a
box of soy milk.

Alisae:

Special delivery for nancy!

nancy:

Oh my god!

Tribunal:

Don't say I never gave you anything.

Alisae:

Hai nancy. I'm here to kick scum and drink soymilk... and... I hate soymilk?

Srceenplay:

That line was painfully bad.

Alisae:

Please Srceenplay. I'm the Doctor. I've seen the past and the future and you're scum in both of them.

StealthyNoodle:

I thought nancy was the doctor.

nancy:

(Whistling) What? Oh no, I was just pretending.

BlackVoid:

Jesus. Everyone, stop pretending. You're making my job difficult.

nancy:

(together) Party pooper. Fine, I'm the doctor.

Alisae:

(together) Party pooper. Fine, she's the doctor.

BlackVoid:

Thank you.

TesXX:

Srceenplay is still scumz though.

Srceenplay:

No u.

StealthyNoodle:

This is boring. Let's just lynch his ass.

nancy:

Wait!! I think I just solved the game. All we need to do is...

But the brave adventurers were already too busy snoring or chasing Srceenplay across the room,
so nobody paid attention to the neat diagram that nancy was drawing on the board.

Srceenplay (L-2)

: TesXX, StealthyNoodle, nancy

TesXX (L-4)

: Srceenplay

Not voting:

BlackVoid, Chronicle, WhyMafia, Alisae

With 8 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline for Day 2 actions:

April 27, 2017 - 11:30 AM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-27 11:30:00) to discuss and decide on a lynch.

Vote Count 2.02

MiniDeathStar · Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:39 pm

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MiniDeathStar · Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:32 am

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Rule 13 - No off-topic posting.

Avoid cluttering the game thread. An occasional sentence or two is fine, but remember you're here to play mafia.

MiniDeathStar · Wed Apr 19, 2017 11:36 am

Wait for it...

MiniDeathStar · Wed Apr 19, 2017 11:37 am

April 19, 2017 - 10:40 PM (GMT)

Day 2

Flavour later.

Srceenplay (L-3)

: TesXX, WhyMafia

WhyMafia (L-4)

: Srceenplay

Not voting:

BlackVoid, Chronicle, StealthyNoodle, nancy, Alisae

With 8 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline for Day 2 actions:

April 27, 2017 - 11:30 AM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-27 11:30:00) to discuss and decide on a lynch.

Vote Count 2.03

MiniDeathStar · Wed Apr 19, 2017 11:47 pm

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Announcement

Chronicle

has failed to pick up his prod and is being replaced.

Aristophanes

replaces Chronicle effective as soon as he confirms his role.

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #2883 (isolation #49) » Sat Apr 22, 2017 1:35 am

April 22, 2017 - 12:35 PM (GMT)

Day 2

While the commotion was taking place, a bored and apathetic Chronicle was strolling around the
room and kicking empty Cheeto bags, until he got bored of doing even that and simply leaned
against the wall - a mistake that would cost him his ticket to the grand prize. It only took a few
seconds before that particular section of the wall started caving in, and by then he'd already
lost his balance and vanished inside the darkness as the wall reverted back to its original state.

Tribunal:

It would seem that a technical problem caused Chronicle to disappear. Unfortunately, as per the fine
print, we are not permitted to allow contestants who abuse bugs to re-enter the room, so your roommate will
have to be replaced. The good news is, I have another poor soul, I mean, another kind and generous gentleman
just waiting to be dropped in. Stand by!

And to everyone's collective non-surprise, a kind and generous gentleman fell from the ceiling
right on top of the soup bowl.

Srceenplay (L-1)

: TesXX, WhyMafia, nancy, Aristophanes

WhyMafia (L-4)

: Srceenplay

StealthyNoodle (L-4)

: Alisae

Not voting:

BlackVoid, StealthyNoodle

With 8 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline for Day 2 actions:

April 27, 2017 - 11:30 AM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-27 11:30:00) to discuss and decide on a lynch.

Vote Count 2.04

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #2958 (isolation #50) » Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:03 am

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

MiniDeathStar · Sat Apr 22, 2017 11:57 am

In post 3028, nancy wrote:
@Mod can we do accelerated Night from this point forwards?

Yes. Night action PMs will include instructions to finalise choice. When all choices are finalised the night will end immediately.

MiniDeathStar · Sat Apr 22, 2017 10:59 pm

April 23, 2017 - 10:00 AM (GMT)

Twilight 2

While the arrival of Aristophanes sparkled many a conversation, most of which were pleasant in
nature, there was still the matter of deciding the final vote - and the clock was ticking. That
was when BlackVoid emerged from underneath a desk and thriumphantly thumped a stack of
handwritten notes full of bizarre equations and diagrams.

BlackVoid:

I believe I've done it, boys and girl. Using algebraic topology I have traversed the probability
space for possible scums and the only one that makes sense in all iterations of the multiverse is this short-
tempered fellow Alisae.

And he threw his pocket calculator on top of the notes, in a mic-drop fashion.

Alisae:

YOU WHAT, MATE?

Aristophanes:

I think you've made a mistake, good sir. I ain't know much about tropological algebra but I
know scum when I see them. This boy here ain't no scum.

BlackVoid:

The numbers don't lie. Boy is a scummo.

Alisae:

Fuck your numbers and your self-righteous tropical arithmetic! While you've been busy playing nerd
and mathsturbating in your sticky notes, I've been pushing for cooperation, yet somehow I'm the bad guy
here now?

nancy:

Calm down, Aslan. We both knew this moment was coming sooner or later. It's time to go. You're
making me worry about your blood pressure.

Alisae:

Fuck my blood pressure! FUCK EVERYTHING!

Without further ado, a red-faced Alisae sprang on his feet and like a battering ram torpedoed
himself onto The Couch. Unfortunately the momentum wasn't quite good enough to trigger the
spinning mechanism and his head ended up absorbing the force of the impact, which apparently
left him dazed and mumbling incomprehensively.

BlackVoid:

And this is why you gotta pay attention in physics class. You cannot trigger a spinning couch
in an escape room by yourself unless you're at L-1.

Alisae:

Seven brave adventurers in the dead man's couch, yo-ho-ho and a grand prize for me.

TesXX:

Whut?

nancy:

I think he's claiming scum?

Alisae:

Whaa who's claiming scum?! I'm the scum! And I won the grand prize! I cc scum!

TesXX:

Should I... ?

nancy:

Tes, can you... ?

TesXX shouldered the couch from behind, which seemed to do the trick, and whitin a moment
Alisae was gone, heading to claim the grand prize - or so he thought anyway. A second later
the room's lights went out and the LCD screen announced his actual role, that of a...

Alisae:

BlackVoid, nancy, Srceenplay, Alisae, TesXX

Srceenplay (L-3)

: WhyMafia, Aristophanes

Not voting:

StealthyNoodle

Spoiler:

Deadline for Night 2 actions:

April 25, 2017 - 11:00 AM (GMT)

You have (expired on 2017-04-25 11:00:00) to submit or change your night actions.

Final Vote Count

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #3268 (isolation #53) » Sun Apr 23, 2017 1:37 am

April 23, 2017 - 12:35 PM (GMT)

Epilogue

The brave adventurers were staring at the LCD in disbelief. Alisae had actually, legitimately, for
realses claimed scum, and he was gone. They had won the game. The grand prize was theirs.
Finally they could leave this menacing blend of a borstal classroom and a prison canteen. Yet,
their excitement was strangely lacking.

StealthyNoodle:

Well, that was anti-climactic.

BlackVoid:

Yeah. I hate being right.

nancy:

So humble.

Tribunal:

Good evening, beautifuls! As all good things must come to an end, it breaks my heart to announce
that your game is now over.

TesXX:

Tragic really.

Srceenplay:

Absolutely, I'm calling my grief counselor as we speak.

Tribunal:

But the good news is, you won the grand prize!! What's more, you guys also made history spending
the literal longest time anyone has ever spent in an escape room. 131 hours of recorded footage!

StealthyNoodle:

(groaning) Kill me.

BlackVoid:

That's impossible. How did we clock up 131 hours if it's only been two days?

Tribunal:

I don't know, I'm terrible at tropospheric geometry. It was 131 hours and it was the longest.

There was a moment of awkward silence as the brave adventurers were trying to decide whether
their world record made them winners or losers.

WhyMafia:

So what happens now? What is the grand prize?

Tribunal:

Umm... the grand prize is... a date with me.

StealthyNoodle:

Ohhh!

Tribunal:

I'm a lesbian though.

StealthyNoodle:

Oh...

nancy:

What a coincidence! So am I!

StealthyNoodle:

Noooo!

Tribunal:

Well I guess that's decided then! The rest of you get a consolation prize of £1,000,000 to split amongst
yourselves.

Srceenplay:

Wait, you told Loopdan you were kidding when you said that was the prize.

Tribunal:

I was kidding... kidding. Kidding kidding him.

Srceenplay:

I'll just pretend that makes sense. Can we go now?

Tribunal:

Of course! But first, my date. nancy?

The divine click of a door unlocking caressed their ears and within moments Escape Room 1784
was vacated of its female occupant.

Tribunal:

And now, the consolation prize.

And in a resolution that totally nobody could see coming, the trap doors beneath the adventurers
gaped open and sent them down below.

On their way to the treasury, of course.

Yeah, let's go with that.

Spoiler:

MiniDeathStar · Post Post #3275 (isolation #54) » Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:05 am

In post 3262, StealthyNoodle wrote:Last, but not least:
Thanks for hosting, MDS. Your storytelling-ability is seriously of another plane.

In post 3269, Regfan wrote:I was following along casually for parts of the game and wanted to congratulate the town for winning this! Was impressed with how smoothly this was run by MDS.

In post 3270, TesXX wrote:Gg all.
This was a really fun game to play with you guys and I'm glad I replaced in. MDS did a really good job with the flavors too.

In post 3274, Regfan wrote:I second what Tess said, the flavour was very enjoyable to read.

Thank youuuu <3 <3 <3 ♥

Also thanks for replacing in and playing till the end!! It really was the longest Newbie in the history of MafiaScum, the only other game that came close was done by page 108. Thank you so much!